Unicorn City Page #4

Let's do this!

Meow!

Mmm! Mmm!

Go!

Arggh!

Down!

This is so exciting!

Totally.

Aaaah!

Sorry.

I guess I tripped.

Marsha, are you crazy?

She needs some room.

Come on.

As bardladin I sing,

Life, back to your life

Spirit back to its shell

Tearsumina

Be you well

okay.

Somebody cast a spell to offset

the temporary effects of death.

Bzzzzt.

This was a failure.

Clodnar, contact the mpcs.

We're returning to camp.

"in rural areas, automobiles...

- Kill more deer than hunters."

- False!

Why?

Because that sentence is an

example of a dangling modifier.

- Ten out of ten on grammar.

- Yes!

With my default student loan status

cleared up, I'm in this time!

The highway patrol will be

compelled to have me!

Bogie! 12 o'clock!

Eleven o'clock, ten o'clock,

nine o'clock, eight o'clock!

You see that?

Saw it.

What are you doing out here?

Nothing. I'm not doing anything.

Just... Just walking.

Are you alone?

Just me.

Mooners?

Mooners!

Um, I'm positive,

I'm pretty sure, that

Moon-Strider is missing.

Moon-Strider!

I need a tracker!

Yeah.

Moon-Strider

is missing.

I'm on it.

Great. I have lost

a 25-Year-Old german.

Please don't make note of that.

These are Moon-Strider's

prints all right,

But there's two other

sets over there.

Which means he pansied out and his

mom and dad came and got him.

What a wuss.

And what, left his allegiance

cards back at camp?

I don't think so.

Okay, so then he was abducted?

It was the same cops that

took your sword at hastur's.

- And then what?

- I have to pay $150 for loitering.

My mother's gonna kill me.

Do they know

the rest of us are here?

No, because... I lied.

It was a noble lie.

One hundred experience points

for Moon-Strider's lie.

You got it.

- Okay, I think we should move the camp.

- No, all we need is surveillance.

Okay, that's what we're gonna do.

"Surveillance."

Who has night vision?

How powerful is it?

Okay. Yeah, that's great.

Okay, listen to me.

One blow for "danger,"

two blows for "all clear."

Fly!

We are screwed.

Did you just see how he ran?

That was... I've never seen

anything like that, really.

I guess... I just...

I don't know exactly what it is,

I mean, I know this city

means everything to him,

And he's got that job,

and he's gonna...

I get that...

What job?

Um... the job where...

The job... The job where he's the

leader of this... This camp.

Oh. Yeah.

I'm just saying, I feel like I should

quit because he doesn't need me.

Ohh. Marsha, why are you

always, "unhh," every time?

- I don't "unhh" every time.

- Yes, you do.

You just need to get out

of your comfort zone

And you need to do something risky.

Unhh.

Do you even really

want to be with him?

- Then do you trust me?

- Yeah.

Okay. Are you willing to do

exactly what I tell you to do?

Yes.

Okay.

Ahem.

It has been brought

to my attention

That while Rhubarb was out in the

trees taking care of business,

Someone took his better half for a

little joyride and flattened a tire.

Shame on you.

Shame. On. You.

On page three of your

manuals, it clearly states

unless you are a thief

Or have at least

seven thieving skill points,

You are not allowed to steal.

If you are caught doing so,

you will be sent home.

We are not the undead, people,

so let's not act like it.

Thanks.

Whoo!

Ugh.

Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah!

- That was so stupid!

- No, no, it was amazing! You did so great.

- I'm definitely leaving now.

- Did you even see yourself?

Okay, so Voss is coming. Just be

mean. Tell him that you hate him.

What? What? Oh, my gosh.

Hey, that was, um...

It was really... different.

Did, uh, did Angie

put you up to that?

Oh. Hey, Voss.

Um, so, quargooz

called his cousins,

And we're gonna have, like, a

huge influx of gamers tomorrow.

I thought maybe you knew

somebody who knew somebody

That knew someone that worked at

one of the news stations maybe?

Yeah. Mm-Hmm. Maybe.

I mean, I don't know.

Whatever.

Okay, cool.

I broke up with Tanick Stormblade.

Um... sorry.

I'm not.

Okay. Um, look,

it's...

It's freezing.

Why don't you come back

to the fire?

I'm sorry.

No, I... Yeah, I'm sorry.

That was stupid.

That was my bad.

I don't even know...

- You okay?

- Sorry!

I'm an idiot.

- How do I look?

- Great.

Um, Pat was asking about

a meal plan. I don't know...

I need you to stand right about here.

Get a picture of me shaking their hands.

You got it.

So I hear you two were

kissing last night.

Oh... sorry.

It's okay. Welcome to unicorn city.

Ah, yes. Unicrap city.

Hmm. Looks just like the brochure.

What are you doing here? Hmm?

Shadow Hawk looks like a pimp.

Did you tell him what

I was doing out here?

No. No, of course not.

Ah... the land.

Where's Rhubarb?

Is anybody hungry? We have

flapjacks on the grill!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where do you

think you're going, clodnar?

No, no, no, no. You're gonna finish

digging your section of the moat.

Oh, it's yummy!

Nobody moves.

We have swine on the spit.

Turkey swine,

but swine nonetheless.

You lost him in canned foods?

You led him straight to our camp!

I'm going potty!

Hit the sod! Cops!

And why in heronius's name did you

tell everyone about us kissing?

I didn't. I swear I... I didn't.

Well, how does Clancy know?

- Well, uh, Angie.

- Angie! That's great.

How am I supposed to manage people

If they all think I'm trying

to scam on the citizens?

Which I'm not, 'cause that wouldn't

be a safe working environment.

Well, it doesn't matter if you

like me, does it? I mean...

Can we just stay focused on the goal?

Which is to get me a job, remember?

Right. Right.

So... just stay focused.

Well, you don't have to

be so mean about it.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Like another pancake up there?

Come one, come all!

There's nothing like a spot

of food in the morning, eh?

Grace us with your presence while

we grace you with our food.

How many more of those do you have?

Enough. What's in it for me?

This is utopia, brother. We're

supposed to share everything.

- And?

- I got a buck.

That ain't gonna cut it.

Nothing in this world's

free, man. Nothin'.

More.

More.

All rightie.

- How many do you want?

- Nine.

We'll start with two. See me later.

Get down! Everybody down!

Hey.

Hi! I'm looking for... Voss.

Is he here?

Uh, I'm Voss.

Kay crossland.

Channel four news.

I want to do a special on the

nine o'clock spot this evening.

Do you have time for

a brief interview?

Absolutely!

Good.

The axis one day,

The psychic universe,

Where it's as if it works

on a cosmic level,

Every planet pulling the energy

from this very unicorn...

Great.

That's just great.

So, how would you state that

for the layman?

I wouldn't. If you don't understand

that, you're probably not a gamer

- And shouldn't be coming to the 'corn.

- Okay!

I think we're ready

for the money shot.

Uh, I could have the guild

make a little pyramid...

- Be about there.

- Something bigger.

Like you standing triumphantly

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