Up in Smoke Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1978
- 86 min
- 5,837 Views
- Om.
- Om.
- Om.
- Oh, sh*t.
Mellow.
Yeah.
- You better now, man?
- Yeah.
- You mellow?
- Yeah.
Feel all right, huh?
Yeah.
- What are you doing, man?
- Sometimes that helps, man.
Hey, listen, can we get off
this street, man?
Listen, we're parked in a bad spot.
- That's heavy, man.
- The cops just went by, man.
Hey, they're right...
Hey, man, we're being pulled over, man.
- Hey, that's heavy, man.
- Hey, it's the cops.
They're coming, man.
This is cool, man.
I never had it before, man.
I didn't think
it was going to be like this, man.
What's the problem, son?
Roll down your window.
Keep on knocking. But you can't come in.
Don't, man. It's the cops, man.
Wait, I gotta roll down the window, man.
Here you go. Weigh the anchor.
How much does it weigh?
I don't know. I forgot. You forgot?
I saw that on a movie once.
- Can I see your license, sir?
- What?
Your license. Where's your license?
License. It's on the bumper, man.
Back there, man.
No. I mean your driver's license.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I got my driver's license, man.
I just thought of
something real funny, man.
Hey, your mama.
- Sir, what is your name?
- What?
What's your name?
Isn't it on there on the license, man?
Yeah, that's it. Pedro De Pacas, man.
That's my name.
- Just wait here a minute, huh?
- Okay.
Hey, hurry back.
I miss you already, darling.
Come on, man.
I gotta get rid of this dope, man.
- Don't act a fool.
- Oh, okay.
- We're gonna get busted.
- I'll be cool.
I'm blind. Oh, sh*t, I'm blind!
Hey, blind, man.
I can see clearly now, the rain...
Hey, how long does this sh*t last, man?
- And what is your name, sir?
- You scared me, man.
What? I told you my name, man.
Sir, what's your name?
Hey there. Hey, what's your name, man?
The dude wants to know your name, man.
His name is Ralph, man.
I was sitting in the coffee shop
just minding my own affairs
When all of a sudden this policeman
caught me unawares
He said, "Is your name Pedro?"
I says, "Yeah, I guess so"
He said, "Then come with me
"'cause you're the man
we've been looking for"
I said, "Hey, man, I've been framed
"Hey, no, really, man, I was framed"
But every time I get the blame
I been framed
They put me in the line-up
And let the bright lights shine
There was ten poor dudes like me
Standing in that line
I knew I was a victim
of somebody's evil plan
When this scroungy-looking dude
came up and said
"Yeah, that's him, man"
"Hey, wait a minute, man
I've been framed, man
"Oh, listen to me, judge
I was framed"
Oh, but every time, I get the blame
Hey, I've been framed
Parole.
Then the prosecuting attorney
started prosecuting on me
You boys are in a lot of trouble.
That dude gave me
the first, second, and third degree
He said, "Where were you
on the night of July 29?"
I said, "Man, I was home in bed"
He said, "Judge, that man's lying"
Hey, excuse me, I need a drink of water.
I said, "Wait a minute, man
I was framed, man
"Hey, just listen to me, man, really
"Gotta believe me
I've been framed, man"
Hey, thanks, Pedro.
Oh, but every time I get the blame
Oh, I was framed
F***ing vodka, man.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Oh, hey, I'm down here.
Wow, I didn't see you, man.
Hey, listen, you can sleep
in that bedroom right there, man.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, it's cool there.
- Check you in the morning.
- Hey, listen, where's the bathroom?
Oh, it's right there. See that door there?
- See you tomorrow, all right?
- Yeah, we got rehearsal.
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
Hey, listen, man, if you hear some noise
in the bedroom,
you know, moaning and groaning,
don't pay any attention to it,
it's just me and my old lady.
Next tune you hear
will be Dueling Bedsprings.
- Check you in the morning.
- See you tomorrow.
Amigos, presenting you all's new uniforms.
- All right. All right, show time.
- Come on. Looky here. Looky here.
Looky here. Check it out.
- All right, you want more sh*t...
- Hey, man, I can't wear this stuff, man.
- Hey, you...
- This is terrible, man.
Look, it don't even fit.
No, baby,
you cleaner than Skeeter's peter.
You just don't understand the new style.
- Baby, the name plate...
- Oh, man. Look, it don't even...
Hey, it's too short, man.
Oh, well, we'll just make
a few minor adjustments, holmes.
- Look here. Ain't nothing to...
- Hey, hold it, man.
No, man, I can't wear this.
Oh, Curtis, man.
Look at these uniforms, Jack.
- Didn't I put them in the pocket?
- These uniforms is out of sight, man.
- Shut your mouth, baby.
- Out of sight, man.
I hope mine is as bad as this,
you know?
Hey, you know it.
- You see them new cuts on them?
- Yeah, yeah, man.
All they need is rhinestones
on them pointed shoes, man.
- Yeah.
- They out of sight, all right.
Hey, these uniforms are lame, man.
- What you mean lame, sucker?
- Hey, Pedro, man.
Where's the white dude
you say was playing the drums?
That's him, man.
Oh, that's James, the bass player, man.
- Yeah, what's happening?
- Hey, seriously, man,
these look like waiter uniforms.
- You don't like them, man?
- No.
Oh, wow. I'll be in the kitchen.
He don't like it, he wants some...
Hey, wait a minute. He's right, man.
These are lame.
This is the new cut. You all be bad.
No, hey, man.
If we're going to wear uniforms, man,
you know, let's everybody
wear something different.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, we want something
where everybody
wears something different, man,
but the same, you know?
- I gotta get out of this stuff.
- Yeah, okay. Hurry up, man.
- Hey, hey.
- Yeah, those are lame, man.
- Get us something else, man.
- Pedro.
- Pedro, this is Curtis, baby.
- Yeah, I know Curtis, man.
I mean, I'm on top of it. Rest easy.
Curtis is on the case.
Come on, man.
Hurry up and get dressed.
...and we'd like to rock 'n' roll
and play some great music.
I have a song here by a group
called the Search Boys.
And the Search Boys are
going to go searching.
Don't ask me what
they're going to go searching for,
but they're gonna go searching.
So let's do it.
I can't believe we can't find
no grass nowhere, man.
That's 'cause too many people
are smoking it now.
tough on the rest of us.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
- The prices have gone crazy, man.
- Yeah.
I mean, some people are paying, like,
100 bucks a lid, man.
Wow.
- Who lives here, man?
- That's my cousin Strawberry, man.
He's probably got some dope, man.
He's always got the best smoke.
Oh, I hope so, man.
Yeah, well, he's cool.
His only thing is, he's a little weird.
You know, like,
he went over to Vietnam, man,
and he came back all weirded out,
you know.
Yeah, well, that Nam grass
will do it to you, man.
- Yeah.
- That stuff will lay you out, man.
He's really weird, man.
- That's what lost the war.
- So, like, be careful.
Whatever you do, don't say nothing
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