Up in Smoke Page #3

Synopsis: Cheech and Chong meet up by chance on the highway somewhere in California. They go in search of some dope and are accidentally deported to Mexico where in their desperation to get home they agree to drive a van back to the States so they can get back in time for a gig they are due to play. Unaware of the properties from which the van is constructed they make their way back having aquired a couple of female hitch-hikers whilst all the time avoiding the cops whom they are not even aware are following them.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
57
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Year:
1978
86 min
5,903 Views


about his birthmark there, man,

because he flips out.

Hey, I ain't going to talk about

nobody's birthmark.

Yeah, don't look at it, either.

Come on.

You sure it's a birthmark, man?

'Cause sometimes that Nam grass

will do weird things

to your face, too, you know.

Who is it?

It's me, Pedro, man.

Pedro's not here.

No, I'm Pedro, man. Open up.

- What's the matter, man?

- I don't know.

Somebody's messing around

in there, man.

Come on. It's open, man.

- Hey, Strawberry.

- Strawberry's not here.

Hey, it's a bird, man.

A bird is answering the door.

What a trip.

Hey, fella.

Hey, Strawberry?

Wanna get high? Wanna get high?

Must've had a party here, man.

Wanna get high?

Wanna get high? Wanna get high?

Hey, want something to eat, man?

They got some pizza.

Strawberry?

Hey, Strawberry?

Oh, Strawberry.

Hey, what's happening, man?

How you doing?

Starbuck. Starbuck.

- Pedro?

- Yeah, yeah, right. Pedro, man.

This is my friend.

Strawberry.

Hey, how you doing, man?

I'm doing, friend.

Oh, yeah. Well, we were stopping by

to see if we could score

some smoke, man.

You know, we've been all over

the neighborhood, you know,

and nobody's got none, you know?

So, like, we was wondering

maybe if we could score

some smoke from you.

- Smoke?

- Yeah.

Smoke. You want some smoke?

Yeah, I'll get you some smoke, man.

All right. Yeah, we could score

some smoke from him.

Yeah, I told you, man, we could.

What you looking at, man?

Oh, nothing. I wasn't looking.

I was just...

- I wasn't looking at his neck, man.

- Oh, sh*t.

Your friend better stay here,

'cause we're going to go over

and see some people of mine,

and they don't like strange dudes.

They don't f*** around.

- Well, I'll stay here.

- Yeah.

Look at that, man.

The great outdoors, huh?

- Yeah, great outdoors.

- Yeah.

El roacho.

God, it sure looks real.

Who are you?

Hey, how you doing?

I spilled it. I made a mess.

I was just trying...

Where have you been all my life?

- We just come in...

- If you don't mind.

It's not really...

Jeez, I don't believe it.

Oh, is that great?

Wow, what a rush, huh?

What's that stuff like?

Good sh*t.

The freak with the top hat

and the tire is leaving

- with a basketball.

- Cover the freak.

He's covered.

- Have the rest of the men stand by.

- Stand by.

I think we're onto

something really big, Harry.

This could be the bust

we've been waiting for.

Right, Sarge.

Zipping up.

Claymores.

- What?

- Claymores.

Get me up past that last hutch there

and jettison me into the paddies.

What are you talking

about paddies, man?

Ain't no paddies.

They're just Chicanos, man.

What are you talking about?

Strike that line chatter, grunt.

If you'd deploy a little recon,

you'd see that

Charlie has us surrounded.

Charlie? Oh, man. It's a cop.

Strawberry, they're around

your pad, man.

They're gonna bust your pad.

Hey, Strawberry.

Oh, man, are you flipped out

on one of your Vietnam trips, man?

Hey, hold on to your thing, man.

God damn.

Look, you take the point.

I'll take the rear.

If you need air, call it in.

Where you going? Hey, Strawberry.

Oh, sh*t.

Strawberry.

F***.

Sh*t.

I better get that.

- Hurry up.

- Yeah.

- Hello?

- Hello?

Hello.

Hey, man, don't answer the phone

even if it's me calling.

Man, I think it's bugged.

Pedro?

Yeah, this is Pedro. I mean, no.

Hey, man, look, the house is being

raided, man. Get out of the house.

Hey, Sarge. Listen to this.

Did you get the weed?

Hey, man, opscays. You hear, man?

Get outsky, man.

Igpays. Igpays. Vamoose.

Sounds very Latin.

Could be the Mexican connection.

Better get this down.

Hey, did you get the dope, man?

Hurry back, man.

There's some joints around here.

Hey, there's coke and everything, man.

Pedro, the place is full of joints.

Come on back, man.

This could be it, Harry.

Pass the word along.

Tell the men it's time

to shoot the moon.

Shoot the moon!

No, you idiot. Not out there.

On the microphone. On the microphone.

Shoot the moon. Shoot the moon.

Hello? Can't hear you, man.

Just a minute.

Hello. Hey, Pedro? We get cut off?

We really did get cut off.

Hey. Hey. Hello?

Sh*t, man.

How am I going to get him out of there?

Hey. Hey.

All right, freeze! This is a bust.

Party's over, folks. You, out.

You, freak there with the red coat...

Not you.

Don't swallow the dope.

We know you're holding.

I knew this party was gonna be a drag.

Just how well do you know

that freak with the basketball?

- Which basketball?

- "Which basketball?"

Hey, Sergeant, get a load of these two.

What's her problem?

Can't you see she's sick?

- She's sick, all right.

- It's turning blue.

Yeah? That's high-grade stuff.

Could be Peruvian flake.

That's right. Keep laughing, miss.

Just keep on laughing,

but this is not a laughing matter.

This is serious. This is very serious.

- This stuff destroys your mind.

- Can't you see she's sick?

She's been through a lot

in a short period of time.

She's all f***ed up.

You watch your language, miss.

Harry, remember to get a lab sample

of this stuff.

You have the right to remain silent.

- If you refuse that right...

- Anything you say.

...anything you say

may be used against you...

- Have you got the book?

- No, sir.

...used against you in a court of law.

- Read the book.

- Thank you.

- Jesus.

- All right.

"You have the right to remain silent.

If you give that right up,

"anything you say can be used

and will be used... "

What's going on here?

Hey, who are you?

Listen to me, you pervert. Sit down.

Who are you?

We're from the finance company, man.

We came to reprocess

the furniture, man.

That?

Yeah. Well, you know, we gave them

a lot of chances to pay up, man,

but they didn't pay up

and the boss says it's got to go, man.

I'm just doing my job, man.

No. Come on, it's my bowl.

All right. Everybody out.

Move everybody out.

- Murphy.

- That means you, buddy.

- What the hell are you doing, Murphy?

- All right, move it out.

All of you, come on. Get out. Let's go.

Get out of there.

Everybody.

- It's locked, man.

- What? Oh, yeah.

Let go. Let go, man.

Come on. Come on in.

- Hey, what's going on, man?

- It's a bust, man.

We got to figure out some way

to get you out of here, man. Sh*t.

All right, freeze.

This is a bust. Strawberry.

Single file. I wasn't looking at his neck.

I wasn't looking at...

No, man. The town's dry.

There ain't no dope nowhere, man.

I got to pee.

Hey, Pedro.

- Hey, Pedro, my man.

- Hey, what's happening, Curtis?

- What's going on?

- How you doing, man?

Oh, I don't know.

Hey, holmes, this your ride?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

Yeah, I got it off

my cousin Johnny, man.

This is your...

I mean, this bad low machine is yours?

Yeah.

Oh, Pedro, you got

a taste of soul to you, bro.

- And style, too.

- Yeah, I hear you.

Hey, now, you know what you need

to go with this bad ride?

- A chick?

- No, baby. Check these out.

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Tommy Chong

Thomas B. Kin Chong (born May 24, 1938) is a Canadian-American comedian, actor, writer, director, musician and cannabis rights activist who is known for his marijuana-themed Cheech & Chong comedy albums and movies with Cheech Marin, as well as playing the character Leo on Fox's That '70s Show. He became a naturalized United States citizen in the late 1980s. more…

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