Urbania Page #5
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- Year:
- 2000
- 103 min
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Hey, hey! F*** you.
Oh, okay, f*** me.
F*** you and f*** you, too,
tough guy!
F*** you.
Who the f***
does she think she is?
You f*** with me,
I'm gonna f*** with you.
That's it. I don't care
if it's her f***ing mother.
- Then she wants to go...
- Wait.
This is before or after
you set the kitchen on fire?
It was...
I don't actually remember,
but that's not the point.
The point is,
is that I'm not some little
12-year-old, baby arsonist here.
I'm setting the fire
to prove a point.
- Sure.
- The point is, f*** her!
Am I some little n*gger
check out boy
bagging her f***ing
groceries?
No, I am banging the hell
out of her princess daughter.
I'm practically blood.
Then she calls the cops.
Like they're going
to give a sh*t.
I was telling these coppers
about her little dolls.
And these cops
are just looking at each other
like, "What the f***
are we doing here?
Let's get the f***
out of here."
- Dolls?
- Yeah, she ordered these dolls
from these ads,
or some sh*t.
And she won't let me
touch them.
You know? Do I got dirty hands,
or something?
Right. Then meanwhile,
in this whole f***ing house
there not a place
for me to sit,
because these dolls are taking
up airspace like they're guests.
They're f***ing relatives.
What am I?
What the hell am I?
You're the guy whose banging
her princess daughter.
F***ing "A" right!
Which I would think would
entitle me to a place to sit,
other than
the f***ing toilet upstairs.
So I just lit a cigarette,
like I'm doing right now,
and I just went like that.
Right on her f***ing
kitchen curtains.
Could we get another round?
Sure.
How bad was the fire?
As fires go.
I got the drapes,
I got the window sill,
of linoleum.
But you got
her respect, right?
F*** her, man.
I got her attention.
It's a lot better
than her respect.
That's good for you.
All right, I gotta grab a table
for my friends, who are late.
It was good
talking to you.
- I'm charlie.
- Dean.
All right, Dean.
Your friend's late?
Yeah, I don't know.
How about you?
Waiting?
Waiting for nothing.
F***ing friends.
Yeah, what?
Nothing, they just,
you know, desert you.
Tell me about it.
You know, they get married.
Pretty soon, they're cruising
the mall with their wives.
- Cigarette?
- Yeah, thank you.
My buddy, last week,
he was the last one to go.
And was I even asked to be
the best f***ing man?
I'll tell you one thing,
I'm never getting married.
I mean,
I like booty and all,
but the f***ing grief
you got to go through to get it.
F*** that.
- Stop you're hurting me.
- Jerk!
I like my freedom.
Right, yeah. Freedom.
My problem is,
I have a very restless nature.
I don't even know what I want
in this life anymore.
Yeah. Sure.
I think to myself,
I look around, you know?
I think,
"No, uh uh, bull sh*t,
that you, them...
any f***ing body...
should have what they have
and then me be where I am."
What I deserve,
that's one.
This place
is a f***ing morgue, huh?
You wanna do a bone?
Sure.
Hey.
Next on our channel,
we got "At Home With Homos."
Yeah, well...
I guess it's not two and half
kids and a dog, right?
They don't have dogs, man.
They're too big.
You ever hear what they do
with their pets?
No, I hadn't
heard that one.
Now, I'm betting baldy
is the b*tch
and the goateed man
is the buck.
What do you think?
All right,
I'll take that bet, Dean.
You got a b*tch at home?
Yeah, sh*t,
charlie's p*ssy whipped.
You do the knives,
she does the spoons, right?
No, I was spoons.
Have you no shame?
Not since I met you.
I saw you
on the bus today.
Not me.
Everywhere I go in the city,
there you are.
I see you, I talk to you.
What do I say?
There's a whole lot
of "yes."
What?
What would the city look like
if you weren't here?
I'm here.
I'm yours.
And you will always
be mine, right?
See, I can talk
romantic, too.
Don't they know
people are watching?
Yeah, exactly.
Come on, let's go to the corner
and get a bottle of something.
F***ing freaks.
Man, that's how sick
these f***ers are, man.
They'd do anything.
Hey, here you go.
Thanks.
What are you
smiling at?
He's smiling at you.
I guess he likes
the look.
Yeah, they like
what they see.
Yeah, I got the look
these f***ers like.
Let's go over there.
- What?
- Let's go over there.
- Why?
- I want to get closer.
- Why?
- We'll have some fun.
Come on.
I feel like I'm on safari
watching the f***ing wildlife.
Why do you think it was
that the Almighty christ
put these fags on earth?
Like, I don't know,
like a giraffe?
What's the f***ing point
of a giraffe?
Was it strictly
for our amusement?
I guess now He figures,
"Nah, f*** this.
The joke's over.
Just get rid of these f***ers
once and for all."
Right?
What do you think?
I don't know, you tell me.
Sh*t.
I'm sure I don't know.
It's like my cousin.
I got this cousin,
he's retarded.
That's not his fault.
He's helpless.
See that there?
He goes through life
not knowing,
but they f***ing see.
They ride the train like
everybody else.
They see men
and they see women together.
They have to see.
They see the mothers,
fathers, sisters, husbands.
It's the way the whole world
is supposed to be.
Maybe it's not a choice.
Bull sh*t.
Bull sh*t, man.
Are you telling me
that it's not a choice
to have a f***ing
dick down your throat?
Bull sh*t, charlie.
Hey, f***er!
Let me tell you something!
My father died of cancer!
All right, that's a real
f***ing disease!
He didn't bite it by putting
some cock in his ass!
Man:
We won't mind, baby.That's why
I f***ing hate them.
I'll tell you something,
they enjoy the abuse.
You know that?
They're like the spooks.
I mean it's like...
oh, you done this thing to me.
What am I supposed
to feel, guilt?
Hey, hey!
F*** you!
Man:
Okay, baby,f*** me, f*** me!
Zoo time. Let's go.
Hey, hey, hey, Dean.
Just relax, all right?
F*** it.
Come on, let's go outside.
Come on.
Let's walk outside.
Yeah, like when
the moment's...
- Yeah.
...right.
When the moment's right.
Man:
Aw, don't goaway mad, baby.
All right?
I'll tell you something,
everybody...
especially this whole
f***ing crowd here...
is out to judge you.
I'm sorry about your father.
I don't give a flying f***
about my father.
He was a mean f***er.
He was a f***er
with a capital f***er.
I don't know.
Jesus H. Christ,
that's a f***ing look.
Hey.
- Hey.
- How you doing?
I'm doing great.
Yeah? Okay.
Glad to hear it.
- I'm Don.
- Well, I'm Dean.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Charlie.
So uh...
wanna take a walk?
I don't go nowhere
without my bud.
Oh, you're...
you two are together.
Yeah.
Oh, let's go.
Where?
Oh, can't wait, can you?
Yeah, he needs it
all the time, Donny.
Follow my lead.
Trust me, it's fun.
Dean.
Zoo time.
Hey.
I'm just so thirsty.
Oh, you are, huh?
So?
What are you
gonna do with me?
I can think
of a few things.
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