Urge Page #5

mankind is tethered to a vicious

cycle of creation,

decay, and destruction.

Rinse and repeat.

Look, man, I think

your little science

project's wrecking havoc

on the island here.

I can't be responsible

for people who

indulge and don't follow the

singular rule they've been given.

Nothing to do with me,

i wash my hands of that.

As Milton said,

mind is its own place.

And in itself can make a heaven of hell,

a hell of heaven.

- So what?

- So urge is both.

It's like a magic key

to the soul for whoever...

I mean have you seen the way

that people are

acting around here?

It's bizarre.

Once we lose our inhibitions,

we don't remember

why we had them,

I mean look around you.

Life still goes on, does it not?

Yes, but ever

since my friends took

that sh*t you gave

them at the club,

they've been acting

out these personal

orgasmic catastrophes,

i mean they've been...

saying things they've

never said before.

Doing things you'd

never expect them to do.

Yeah.

Something like that.

Jenny, stop it.

Punch me in my f***ing face!

Now you owe me 20 bucks!

Don't touch my baby!

Hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey, hey, hey, hey,

you all right?

You all right, you all right?

Don't just stand there, we gotta

get this guy to a hospital!

Hello, gorgeous.

How can I help you?

I don't really know.

I was just kinda walking by.

Well, you're just in time.

My last appointment

is a no show.

How about a facial?

Come, come sit, beautiful.

You think I'm beautiful?

Of course you're beautiful.

I'll be right back.

Oh, there you are.

I have an appointment

and I need my injections.

I'm sorry, but I have a client

and she was here first.

Did she have an appointment?

- You were late.

- Are you kidding?

Lupe, I have put

your kids through college.

What are you saying?

Let's go!

Let me just go sterilize.

You know, the one thing

your people have

is not one wrinkle

on that colored skin of yours.

Who doesn't honor

an appointment?

- Honestly.

- You're in really bad shape.

You know, I need

all the help I can get.

Oh, sh*t!

What did she do to me?!

Come on, you fat f***!

You can do it!

Oh, boy.

Your perfect little weekend...

Didn't end up so

perfect, huh hotshot?

I should save you from

your misery of being you.

While I'm at it, I should

definitely take this.

Oh, please keep crying.

I can't tell you

what it does to me.

You have deserved

this for a long time.

You're totally right,

i deserve this.

I deserve this.

I deserve this, please do it.

Please do it.

Just do it!

Please...

Please!

You can't even do this right.

Please, Theresa, please.

You are such a

worthless piece of sh*t!

...f***ing loved me!

Instead you stick your little

f***ing nose in here.

- I don't f***ing care.

- You are a coward.

Why don't you take my money?

It's all yours.

No.

And why don't you

just finish this?

Just finish it,

I'm f***ing telling you

to f***ing finish it today.

I am done giving

you what you want.

You can finish this.

I need you to

finish this, please.

I need you to finish

this right now.

Do it, do it!

Theresa, where are you going?!

Finish this! Finish this!

Theresa, kill me!

Finish this!

Please, please.

All right, all right.

All right, you're gonna be okay.

Holy...

Joey! Joey, are you okay?!

Jason, what are

you doing here?!

- Are you hurt?

- No, I'm okay.

I brought this lady in here who

got jacked up, man,

look at all these people,

something is happening.

No, no, no,

i noticed, I noticed.

What happened to you, are you...

excuse me!

No, no, no, it's not my blood.

- It's not my blood.

- Oh, it's not your blood,

oh, that makes

all the difference in the world.

My bad, I'm sorry, sit down!

Guy got hit by a truck

and I brought him in.

Jesus, it's not

even a full moon.

That guy was shot

in the forehead

with a nail gun by his

brother-in-law, you know why?

Neither does he.

This guy had to have

his stomach pumped,

his wife brought him in,

said he couldn't

stop drinking lysol.

Lysol, that's not a beverage.

This lady over here,

we had to handcuff her

into the chair she's sitting in,

you know why?

'Cause she couldn't

get clean enough.

Her boyfriend found

her in a tub full of

bleach scrubbing herself

with brillo pads.

- Urge.

- What?

I think it might have

something to do with

a drug everyone's taking.

Oh, for sure it's the drugs.

There's no way good Americans

would act this way sober.

You city people,

you come to eastman

and you treat it like

sodom and gomorrah

and you don't expect

a wrath of God?

My advice to you is to

get off the island now.

Yeah, no, I wish.

About an hour ago I would've,

but I gotta get my

friends off the island.

Are they adults?

F*** your friends, listen,

your best bet is to get up on

outta here, go to the ship...

Wow.

I always wanted to do that.

Here, hold this.

What do we do?

Obviously I have no idea.

Joey?

Joey!

Go.

Joey, go!

Find the girls.

Oh, f***, Neil!

What the f*** is going on?!

Hey, hey, hey,

Neil, Neil, Neil!

You all right, you're all right.

What the f*** happened,

who did this to you?

- It's not her fault.

- Whose fault?

Don't blame her.

Okay, okay, I'm gonna get you

the f*** off this island.

Denise is dead, I can't

find vick anywhere,

- we gotta get you...

- don't untie me.

- Neil, let go!

- Please don't untie me.

- Neil...

- don't untie... ow!

Don't untie me!

Get you off this

island, buddy, come on.

We can do this.

Neil, Neil, no!

No, f***!

All operators are assisting

other callers, we're sorry,

we know this is an emergency,

911, what's your emergency?

Oh, thank God,

thank God, thank you.

I need an ambulance,

my friend, he killed himself...

He took this drug,

everyone's taking this drug.

Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am,

you're not listening to me,

there's something

happening in this town...

sir, shut the f*** up!

Excuse me?

God, you people

are so f***ing boring!

You know,

I'm glad the whole town

is eating itself alive!

I just wish people

would get off the island

and stop bothering me

so I can get back to my sudoku!

- Jason?!

- Joey, don't come in here!

Joey, Joey!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Jesus, holy sh*t!

What the f***, Jason,

what happened?!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

we're all gonna be okay.

We're gonna be okay.

they're dead too,

all our f***ing friends

are dead as can get!

Okay, listen, listen, I know.

Listen, we're gonna

go down to the ferry,

I'm sure that everyone's heading

there to get off the island.

Why the ferry?

Because getting to the

ferry's our only hope.

- Sh*t!

- Talk too much!

Oh, my God.

Come here.

What the... oh, Jason!

We can't go back that way.

I just tried to get to the ferry

and they are animals,

all of them!

For what you did to

Neil, you deserve worse

than what they

would doing to do!

Jason, stop it!

You have no idea

what's going on.

You have no idea what

you are talking about!

Neil deserved everything

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