Urge Page #4

No, we're not the only ones.

Neil's gonna be pissed.

Jason!

Hey, Joey, hey!

You're awake!

- What is this?

- What do you mean?

What, you don't remember?

Seriously?

We went back to volcano

and it got weird.

Got real freakin' weird,

and then at the end of the night,

Neil basically invited the entire

club back to the place and...

Who was that?

Danny, he's been

up to that all night.

Yeah, well of

course it's Danny.

God, I would

love to murder him.

Sorry, can't believe

i just said that.

Jay, why has nothing

ever happened between us?

Why have we never hooked up?

What?

No, don't answer that,

don't answer that.

I already know the answer, okay?

It's because I'm

not like one of your

dazzly, glittery,

sparkly girly girls.

I wasn't born that way.

Why don't you just go find Danny

before he kills himself

or somebody else or us,

I don't know, I'm starving!

F***...

Oh, my f***ing God.

You should see

your stupid f***ing face!

Hey, Jay!

You don't look like

you're having fun.

Don't tell me you

gave up on fun!

Oh, sh*t!

Urge!

The first time, amazing.

The second time,

it just hits you so hard!

And then the third

time is just...

Oh, and the fourth!

F***ing paradise.

Why aren't people

f***ing in here?!

When was the last time we ate?

Really, how long

has it been, right?

Get up.

It's over.

What are you talking about?

I'm over this.

You're out of my system.

It was fun.

I see things clearly now.

What is that supposed to mean?

You're a bad person, Theresa.

You use me.

You use my insecurities

against me.

You make me believe that I have

all the power, but we both know

it's always been you.

Not anymore.

And guess what?

I can't believe that I ever let

you think that your beauty

was equal to my talents.

I'm f***ing brilliant

and you're a quickly aging six.

Maybe six and a half.

You're what we would call a

rapidly depreciating asset.

I don't ever wanna

see you again.

Where the f*** have you been?

I got so f***ing

hammered last night,

I don't remember anything.

Yeah, you disappeared after we

hit the volcano.

Danny said he saw you talk with

some guy in a

$10,000 suit although

I don't think Danny would know

what a $10,000 suit looks like.

Neil, your house,

there's so many people.

You want me to kick them out?

Are you kidding?

I f***ing love this,

the entire island

has been through here tonight.

You know what your problem is?

You just need to take more urge.

Go ahead.

Take more, do it.

You really think

that's a good idea?

I wasn't asking.

You don't understand

why you're here?

Do you not get it?

- What?

- I mean you're the Jester.

- I'm a what?

- A Jester, like a...

Like an organ grinder monkey.

When I want my monkey to dance,

he better f***ing dance!

- Are you okay man?

- I'm f***ing amazing.

I'm on top of the

f***ing world, Jay.

What's happening tonight?

I'm scrubbing off the barnacles.

You know what, you're right.

You're 100 percent right.

I'm out of here.

Enjoy your party.

Jason, wait!

Maybe six and a half

is a little harsh.

The hell are you doing?

I am stealing this guy's sh*t

because he's not gonna notice.

Sounds about right.

Hi beautiful.

What are you doing?

You know you are.

What's wrong?

God, you're so beautiful.

Your body.

You're stunning.

I'm disgusting, I just f***ed

a cake for Christ's sake.

Come on, you are just amazing.

Stop it!

It's okay.

Urge, right?

I mean look at you.

You're stunning.

No.

So what?

What was all that about?

What the f***?

I guess some people

can't handle their urge.

But I can.

Baby, no.

No, no, I've got nothing left in

the tank all right,

I can't do it again.

Come into the pool.

I'm done.

I'll tell you

when you're done.

Oh, it's gonna be a long night.

I hope you're up for it.

...i just wanna tell her

to lay off the...

And who shops at kohl's?

Oh, I look so good.

giving out blowj*bs

like they're handshakes.

Stupid c*nt.

Oh, my God!

You c*nts are what's

wrong with the world!

Oh, my God!

Okay, so next round,

double the odds

and we're not gonna stop until

somebody stops breathing.

You look so confused, Neil.

Why are you confused?

Oooh.

Oh, when you followed me in here

like a little puppy,

you thought you

were gonna get all of this, huh?

You probably thought

you were gonna get

some kind of marathon

f*** session, didn't you?

God, I cannot believe

what a predictable

neanderthal you are, Neal.

So let me get this straight.

I throw on some lingerie and you

forget all about

your little speech

about how I was pure evil.

I had you by the

balls every second

of every day,

you would have given up

your entire fortune

for one night with me.

Yet somehow you still

thought that you owned me.

Oh, f***.

No, no, no, no.

No, ah, baby, baby,

I'm really sore, come on.

Shhh, I thought you loved me.

I'm really hurting.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Babe, you gotta

stop, stop, stop.

- Ow!

- Choke me.

- What?

- You gotta choke me.

Come on, f***ing choke me.

Just do it.

No, no, I don't...

yes, yes!

F***ing do it!

Don't f***ing stop

you fat piece of sh*t.

- F***ing choke me!

- Don't f***ing say that.

F***ing choke me!

Yeah, like that.

You fat piece of sh*t!

F***ing...

You f***ing fat slob!

F*** yeah!

You're a f***ing disgusting...

Do you really

f***ing like that?

Look at me! F***!

Come on!

F***, f***!

Woo!

Wooooo!

Oh, f***.

F***.

Oh, baby, that was

f***ing awesome.

For the first time in

your life, tonight...

You will not win.

Do you know what time the

next ferry starts running?

Oh, hun, I'm sorry,

it doesn't start

running 'till 10

on the weekends.

There's a booth in the back if

you wanna sit with the crazies.

Yeah.

All right, I'll bet you 10 bucks

they're gonna puke before we do.

- No, I'm not betting, quit it.

- Come on, it's 10 bucks.

I'll give you odds, two to one.

I'm not betting.

Come on, don't be a b*tch.

Dude, relax, all day

with this bullshit.

You're gonna f***ing

punch me right in the face.

Yeah, I will

punch you in the face.

I can't take it, stop it.

May I join you?

Knock yourself out.

Thank you so much.

You ever read

the good book, Jason?

The good book?

Mmm. If you had read

the good book you'd know

that God created man

in his own image.

What they don't tell you is the copy

is nowhere close to the original.

One can only conclude

that people are simply...

...abysmal.

Don't you agree?

On this island, yeah,

you might be onto something.

No, not just on this island.

Look at history.

Man's inhumanity to man proves

that the very nature

of mankind is defective.

Wow, I forgot how

chatty you were.

Look, I'm really not the guy

that you're looking for,

and I don't spend a lot of time

nodding on dialectics,

I'm more about the here and now.

Ah.

And how are things here?

- Now?

- Pretty f***ed up.

Which is why I'm

getting off the island.

Like the song says.

Where you gonna run to?

You can't escape the fact that

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