Vamp U Page #9

Synopsis: Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Matt Jespersen (co-director), Maclain Nelson (co-director)
Production: Level 33
 
IMDB:
4.0
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
100 min
88 Views


Oh, I'll slit my wrists.

This is the most boring conversation

I've ever had in my life.

I'm sorry, Chris.

This is all my fault.

Now!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Tom?

Tom.

Tom.

Dr. g!

G, she's biting me.

Mary, the stake, now!

Mary, do it!

Push it through.

No, I can't.

What a chickenshit!

Ohh!

Oh!

Ah, good... good hit, Fred.

I'm so sorry, Chris.

It's okay.

I never would have killed you

if you weren't a vampire.

I know.

But I was gonna kill you... But

not before I gave you this.

I made you a mix for your iPod.

It's on that flash drive.

You were gonna give me

this and then kill me?

I was gonna flip a coin.

I'll listen to it when I jog.

Wayne...

you were the best I ever had.

Uh, thank you.

Thank you.

Mom.

Yeah, honey?

You're not a chickenshit.

Oh!

Unh.

I had a dream we killed Chris.

Holy sh*t, we killed Chris.

She made me a mix.

No, no.

Let's go check the fridge.

I'm... I'm not hungry.

Oh, maybe something light, like a

yogurt or something... Parfait.

Bye.

There's nothing in here

but blood and monster.

I guess I'll have a monster.

Hey, you want one?

Looks like we have to

kill some vampires.

How many?

That son of a gun.

You think the

birds are pretty

and you sleep eight

hours a night

and I'm fog, out of the city,

and still you stake it all

and trains stop for you

and so do the boys

when you run your fingers

through your hair

but resistance is futile

and I am gonna

drink your blood

and I am gonna

drink your blood

and I am gonna

drink your blood

and I am gonna

drink your blood

just breathe

just breathe

and mouth "goodbye"

if you want, I'll

give you eternal life

well, not so much life, but

have you ever seen a good

zombie movie?

well, like that, but

you'll be smarter

and you'll stay 23

and I am gonna

drink your blood

and I just want to

drink your blood

and I am gonna

drink your blood

and I just want to

drink your blood

and I am gonna

drink your blood

and I am gonna

drink your blood

and I am gonna

drink your blood

and I am gonna

drink your blood

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