Vampires Suck Page #4

Goodbye, Iris. I'm going to kill myself.

I just had another vision about Becca.

Becca's fine, you don't have to kill yourself anymore.

Sh*t!

What's the matter, Becca?

Still no date for the prom?

Loser!

Here! Have a drink, b*tch!

Becca, get in the car. Now!

-What wrong?

- Edward thinks you're dead.

Why would he think that?

Beats me. He won't live without you

and he wants to die.

He's such a romantic.

Becca, don't go. You belong with me.

I need to know who's it gonna be?

Me or him?

I'm not gonna for an answer. I'm not gonna let go.

-You tell me, once and for all.

- Alright! Jacob, I'll tell you

-I choose..

- Cat!

Edward going to the Volturri to have them kill him.

I saw it, I had a vision.

I had a vision. . - What do you talking about?

-What are you talking about? Who are the Volturri

- They're the evil bloodsucker..

who only care about themselves and

their own mirror vision of the world.

-They're kind of like "Fox News ".

- Oh my God!

Edward's going to expose himself in the sun

and the Volturri are going to kill him!

They cannot allow human to know vampires are among them.

-It could destroy us. - Okay, where is this going to happen?

At the prom. The Volturri never miss a good Salvadore festival.

This all the way in Italy. Say what you want about them,

but they do know how to party

Welcome Sporks High students to the two thousand and ten prom.

And don't forget the main event coming up shortly.

The crowning, of your prom king and queen!

And if you havent had the chance to vote yet,

dont worry there's still time.

Just to be sure!

Becca, you're the only one that can stop Edward.

You have to show him..

-You're still alive.

- I'll do whatever it takes.

So..

what would you do to save someone you love?

For Edward, I would stop at nothing.

Well, you already saw this part,

so let's get to what happens next.

No!

Sh*t!

Edward, it.. it's not sunny anymore.

It's.. twlight.

Hey, new moon.

Eclipse!?

Look at me, everyone! This is me, in all my glory.

Oh, lucky penny!

You're alive?

We have to go now!

I'm so sorry. I promise you that I will never leave you again!

-The Zolturri are standing right behind me? Arent they?

- Yep.

-Don't worry Becca..

- Not talking smack now, are we?

-Stop it.

-Stop it.

-You're killing him.

-You're killing him.

-And we haven't even have sex yet.

-And we haven't even have sex yet..

Really? Even?

-Dad!

- There you are.

I was worried about my little girl. There's still a killer on the loose.

But I can see you're dancing with your friends.

So everything's alright.

Dad, no! You have to know the truth.

All the killings was done by vampires.

Edward's one also. And Bobby is a werewolf.

-I understand..

- Thank God.

the theme of the prom!

-No, Dad..

- Enjoy, okay.

Good bye, oh wait..

Thanks for everything ...

Too Close. Separate, arms length apart.

Too Close.. seperate. Arms length apart!

Too Close! Seperate! Arms length apart!

Tell cheese!~

Tell cheese!~

What.. the hell?

"Dear Edward, I'm going to kill you! Have a great Summer!

-Love Always, Daro"

Where's Becca?!

Surrender, now~ Or Salvator will snap the neck like a Slim Jim.

You must pay for exposing yourself.

Tell you what I'm going to do, Ed?

I won't kill you, but.. Becca has to become a vampire.

-Cool?~

-Not cool!

-No way! Never!

- Alright~ Pull Edward's head off then..

rip his body part and set him on fire.

- No! no.. no! I mean, Yes! I meant yes!

Of course, she would love to become a vampire

she practically brings it up all the time. Right, honey?

-I guess so

- Then, bite her now! Bite!

Listen up people! May I have your attention!

And now the moment you've all been waiting for..

and this year Sporks High prom king and prom queen is..

Jennifer, and Rick!

Congratulations!

Hold on. It seems you two received over 69 000 votes..

in a class that have only 300.

I'm afraid you're disqualified.

You! Asswipe! My life is over!

As your principal, I will nominate

a new prom king and queen.

-Us?..

-Yes, because you two examplifies what's best..

about this whole prom. I mean you really look like

a couple of mean, evil bloodsucking vampire

Oh my God! We won!

Do it! Bite me now!

I don't want to wait a second longer.

I'll only turn you into a vampire..

on one condition..

Marry me.

Yes.

[ Insert Fangs Here ]

-How you feel?

- Perfect!

-It's what I've always imagined.

- I Love You, Bek..

Team Jacob! B*tch!

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