Vamps Page #2
You prefer ELF?
Extended Life Form, yes.
So gay.
- Hey.
- Hi, Ivan.
I see you met Vadim.
You know he's my stem.
Oh, you're the Soviet stem.
Ukrainian.
Let's go to that club.
Blood Bank.
We don't feed
off of people.
Oh, great.
As long as Cisserus
takes care of herself.
- Why?
your years will accrue.
You wouldn't want
to look your age.
Excuse me.
I am Vadim.
This is Ivan.
I'll get my coat.
- Oh, Juicy.
- She is asking for it.
Yeah, I'd say.
Listen to me.
Vadim and Ivan
are bad guys.
I like bad guys.
No, you like nice guys.
Don't look at them
and don't talk to them.
Don't talk to them.
And remember,
nice guys.
Nice guys.
Guys that listen
when you say stuff.
Guys that compliment you.
Hey, Juicy.
Where are you going?
- Hey. We're gonna go.
- BRB.
Um, that only works
if you're leaving.
"Be right back."
- Oh. SL.
- What?
- "So long"?
- Close enough.
So I tell my parents I'm coming
to the city for my music.
And they say okay,
as long as I go to NYU.
You want?
No thanks.
I'm already in the mood.
So now they're all,
"What about law school?"
And I go, "I told you I was
coming here for my music."
So they're, "Then why did we
spend $100,000, Derek?"
I'm like, "You got me.
You could've just gotten me
Pro Tools and I'd be happy.
Law school is your dream,
not mine."
And they think it's all
about record deals,
but it's so different now.
They're so old-fashioned.
They just don't get it,
you know?
Hey, my parents
believed in witches.
Hold on, I gotta play
you something.
Mm.
You've got...
you've got something.
Hmm?
You want a rail?
A little bit won't hurt.
I gotta get out of here.
Hey, people can see you.
What?
Nobody cares.
Besides, the streets are wet
and my shoes are suede.
Stacy, I kinda did
something bad.
- What?
- Well, this drummer guy
was all coked up and his nose
started bleeding.
- Oh, no.
- I just licked a drop.
And what now? Are you jonesing?
Do you have the hunger?
No.
I just had what came out.
It wasn't even flowing.
But I know it would be so much
more satisfying than this whole
get-dressed-go-out-
and-have-sex routine.
I mean, guys used
to want to sing
or paint or write.
Now, it's like iPod hits
and webisodes.
Half the time, I don't even know
what they're talking about.
Well, we're going to group tomorrow.
That always helps.
- Hey.
Didn't that used to be
a yogurt place?
Things keep changing
around here.
Well, in the '70s,
it was a methadone clinic
and all the hippies
would be sitting on the stairs
waiting for their medicine.
And in the '50s,
it was a dance studio,
and everyone came to the Village
to be beatniks.
And before that,
it was a German newspaper.
How do you
know this stuff?
- The History Channel.
- Oh.
- Uh-oh, birds.
- Hurry. Go, go!
- Whoops!
- Get back.
- Watch out, Kenny!
Oh!
That's Van Helsing.
Let him through.
Oh, no, no, no.
This doesn't have
anything to do
with Homeland Security
so get away from
my crime scene, huh?
Did you recover the neck?
Look, it's your garden variety
John Doe.
Killed, bled out
someplace else,
they hacked it up
and dumped it here.
You call this bled out?
It's bone dry.
- Detective.
Excuse me, ma'am.
I need you to back up, please.
What is that,
a pizza carrier?
There.
You happy now?
Hey, if we find a subway map
and explosives, we'll call you.
- Whoa.
Good evening.
My name is Harry,
and welcome to
Sanguines Anonymous.
Tepish, you're a stem,
aren't you?
Someone told me
that if a stem dies,
all the offshoots die.
It's an old wives' tale, right?
I thought as long as you stayed
out of the sun, you're okay.
And if your stem died,
you start aging.
No, you start aging,
but not like the day players.
You become
your chronological age.
When were you awakened?
Ah, pfft.
Baby.
Besides,
Stacy turned in 1992.
Does she know
how old you are?
No.
thinking we were the same age.
Ah, I see.
- You're from Cisserus, huh?
- You know her?
We had a fling.
Mm.
That took about
a century off my life.
Hey.
Tepish, would you like
to start off tonight?
Okay.
Thank you, Harry.
Hi, everyone.
I am Vlad Tepish.
You know,
Vlad the Impaler.
Hi, Vlad Tepish.
I have abstained
from the fluids of homo sapiens
for 362 years.
I'm sure that you've heard
about what I did
to the Turkish army, huh?
He impaled them.
You youngsters have to learn
how to substitute
what you can't do with things
that are less harmful.
Personally,
I like knitting.
Especially...
- this part.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
- Hi, I'm Stacy.
- Hi, Stacy.
I've been in my 20s
for two decades,
and when I was a day player,
I was doing a lot of E.
E?
I don't know what that is.
That's ecstasy.
And then one night,
I must've been pretty stoned,
'cause I don't even remember,
but I know Cisserus
was feeding on me,
and Goody was arguing
that I would be a good
clothing model for her.
So if it wasn't for Goody,
I would be dead.
Like, dead-dead.
But she says that I saved her
because she'd been so lonely,
her want to keep existing.
Even though I've never
had human blood,
I still feel tempted.
But it's like drugs.
We don't need
the high-highs.
It's more satisfying
to not hurt anybody
and just have fun
with your friends.
- Thanks.
- Good meeting, people.
Shall we?
When it comes to
drinking human blood,
a single drop is too much,
and a whole family
is never enough.
Support your fellow ELFs.
Undead is not unfeeling.
Great.
What are you doing?
Don't you hate it when
you sprout fangs,
part's white and then
the other part's dingy?
- It's Renfield.
- Hey, Renfield!
- Where are you guys?
Let's go to SoHo House.
I'm sick of these clip joints.
How about this?
You go, and if it's great, text us.
All right. G2G
G2G.
"Got to go."
Why can't kids say entire words?
It takes just as long
to say letters.
Remember, we said
that we'd keep up with the times
even though it's not as good
as the '80s.
You don't hear me
complaining every time
a new song comes on
that Devo is much better.
That's true.
You have a glob.
- Here?
- Other side.
- Here?
- A little higher.
Doesn't it drive you crazy
not knowing
what you look like?
You look the same
as you always did.
- You have pictures from before.
- No.
You don't have any pictures
from your early years?
No.
A guy in the park drew this.
Do I look anything like this?
Oh, yeah.
- Oh.
Hold on.
Okay, she sort of has
your structure.
You have rounder eyes,
shorter chin,
change the hair,
green eyes,
and...
fix the nose.
- And print.
Oh, my God.
- That's me.
- Yeah.
It's been so long.
I take back everything bad
I ever said about computers.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Ooh.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
Ew.
Well, LASIK has come
a long way.
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