Veere Di Wedding Page #4

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I'm sure the girls of Pune must be in despair.

Excuse me, please.

Beautiful.

And our guest list is pretty big.

Tell me... how are 1000 people. - 1000 people.

Supposed to fit in a community hall?

Right. - You don't understand.

'A thousand guests?'

Can you see this colorful circus she is marrying into?

As if yours was intimate private affair!?

Make it stronger. - Papa?

1000 guests?

We had decided not to have more than 200 guests.

We've emptied many a bottle at other people's weddings.

Now when it's our turn to host,

should we... just show them the finger!?

What sht he talks.

Uncle, we wanted to keep it simple.

Kalindi, I've been dreaming about his wedding since he was a baby.

Besides, you guys don't even live here.

Mom what's the need for all this fuss?

Honestly, we'll be happy to get married in a temple.

Have you been smoking weed?

Get married in a temple.

You tell me.

This is the first wedding in the family. - Yes.

Don't we need to maintain relations face society?

Bro, I don't see your wife anywhere?

No, I'm happily unmarried.

Oh! Best decision you've made.

What did I ask you?

I'm really sorry, Kaloo.

You know what, I'm just gonna go down and ask them to off.

Wait.

Relax.

Don't pick a fight.

Your mom is so excited. She'll be hurt.

What other choice do we have?

I know.

It's just a matter of a few days.

We'll manage.

I love you, Kaloo.

You are.. - Sarita.

There they are! - Oh no.

Santosh Aunty... - Yes.

Hello. - And mummy too.

How did you like your room? Nice, isn't it?

Forget all this and come with me.

I want to show you something.

C'mon, hurry up. Come with me.

Where do you think you're going? Stay here.

I should stay here.

See? How pretty it is!

You're going to look like a fairy princess in it.

And Kalindi, you can easily wear it in Australia as well.

Rishabh! Rishabh!

Go home, I'll join you.

When I got married, I weighed only 42 kilos.

I wore western clothes, just like you do.

Kalindi, did you see their drawing room?

Brother? - Hmm?

Tell me what you feel about this for the Sangeet Function?

For you?

For her.

Fantastic! Let's make her try it on.

"Elders advice."

"Dressing up is a vice."

"Be careful, for you'll set fire."

"If you dress up to aspire, everyone's gonna admire."

"I'll put on a bright lipstick..."

"Walk in a short skirt, I admit."

"Dance in the club, like I give a ."

"If you dress up to aspire, everyone's gonna admire."

"Dress up all you want today."

"Dance as much as you want today."

"I'm crazy about you, for you, I'd even keep god at bay."

"Lose your inhibitions..."

"Lose your inhibitions." "Let go of the traditions."

"Lose your inhibitions. "Let go of the traditions."

"Lose your inhibitions. "Let go of the traditions."

Meera, I'm taking Kabir to the park...

Will be back in half an hour. - Okay, Aunty.

Absolutely. Please.

Okay. - Kabir, don't trouble grandma, okay?

Okay, Mamma.

What? - Grandma! , grandma?

You're gonna leave

and then grandma's gonna make my life miserable.

"Let the world taunt, we don't care a damn."

"Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions."

"We will do what our hearts say we can."

"Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions."

"Dress up all you want today."

"Dance as much as you want today."

"I'm crazy about you, for you, I'd even keep god at bay."

"Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions."

"Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions."

"Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions."

"Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions."

"Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions."

"Lose your inhibitions..."

Have designers in Delhi lost their mind?

Everyone in Delhi has lost their mind. - Seriously.

If you want to afford one of these, sell off your kidneys.

Bade Papa!

Bade Papa? - Go.

Do not come to us, when your husband leaves you.

Go say something.

Go, Meera.

Yes, I am fine.

I... I guess I just didn't expect to see him.

No John, you don't have to come.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Enough bro!

How much are you planning on drinking?

You only have one liver.

Here. - Bye, I love you.

Bye.

Why haven't you told Bade Papa about Kabir yet?

Why should I?

He hasn't accepted my husband yet.

Not accepting John is still fine.

But honestly, if he says anything against Kabir... I mean even just,

Are you happy?

Darling who wouldn't be happy with John's john?

Well done. - Sick!

Thank the stars that John...

doesn't understand half the you say.

He is learning Hindi these days.

He's been at it with those English to Hindi dictionaries.

Oh by the way, guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi, ladies.

Pleasure Peak.

Pleasure WHAT?

Peak, baby... Peak.

Kkkkkkk. - Shall we?

Let's go find Pleasure Peak.

Let's go to Kaloo's house.

Meera, quit messing around.

Why, aren't you Ms. Fitness?

You're the voluptuous one. - Avni!

Guys, this is illegal.

Shaanti Niwas now looks more like a haunted house. -

Look at the condition of this place...

Your dad and Cookie Uncle should sell it off to some builder.

Ya... and just be done with it.

Wow!

Bro...

Cookie Uncle has hit the jackpot.

I can't believe he has all of this.

He has everything.

Wow, look at this dress guys!

Kaloo, is this dress still here?

Kaloo... So, what happened exactly?

I know that after aunty passed away

uncle married Paromita...

like immediately.

Ya I ran off to Australia.

After that, dad and Cookie uncle started fighting.

Yelling... shouting everyday.

She can sell whatever she wants.

No, she cannot.

She will! - She can't!

One day Dad and Paromita went out of town.

And then Cookie Uncle...

Wow, he pulled a big one.

They've been fighting in court ever since.

You guys know me... I have no interest in getting married.

Then why are you?

For Rishabh... Obviously.

But you know what?

Sometimes I feel like I'm making a mistake.

Kalindi, you love this guy, right?

Obviously, I love him.

But these new relationships...

and how to deal with them, what to say to whom and how.

It's so exhausting.

Just Wait, this is only the beginning.

Vineet's of a mother used to land up every two months.

Sakshi, when will you have kids?

Let's not forget dad and uncle's cold war.

I wish mom were here.

How am I gonna do this without her?

Oh Kaloo!

We're here for you.

Good! Save me when I end up killing everyone.

Kaloo, I am a matrimonial lawyer.

I am fed up of explaining this to you guys.

Aww. - Aww.

Guys, I have some good news.

Don't overact...

But I've decided to shortlist Nirmal.

Huh?

Why? Because of Arjun?

Whatever that was 10 years ago.

Arjun is history.

So the fact that you met him last week...

with his wife and child, has nothing to do with this obviously?

Not at all.

Listen...

When are you going to introduce us to your Nirmu?

Nirmu, Nirmu!

me, Nirmu! - Amazing!

Please me, Nirmu! Back off!

[CHANTING PRAYERS]

Goyal, I am gonna you up. Understood?

Just release my shipment, okay?

Hail the Goddess!

Look at that one. Just... just Look at him!

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