Veere Di Wedding Page #5

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Why don't I just get married right now? Priest is also here.

Why this granny bun?

Couldn't you let them loose?

Waiter, where's the bar?

C'mon don't say that!

That's a brand new waistcoat.

Bhandari.

Looking for alcohol?

Can the Bride's parents, come forward please.

Please proceed.

The Bride's parents.

Mamma, I want more.

God only knows when you'll give me grandkids.

I don't have to marry for that.

If you carry on like this, We'll have to freeze your eggs.

Mamma!

No, we're pretty close to it.

We're like ten minutes away from the beach.

How lovely.

Kishan, I can't believe you went all the way to Australia...

and didn't see a single beach.

You came to Australia?

Yes, I had some urgent work.

Morning in evening out.

Did you try the sweets, Uncle?

Sarita...

They're right here!

Your mom and dad have left?

Did they eat lunch.

Santosh Aunty, I have repeatedly told you that

she's not Kalindi's mother. Stop calling her that.

Then what do I call her?

This is my step.

You do this one.

And then like this.

This one is mine.

He is here now.

What happened? - Let's go.

Look they are going again.

These guys are too much.

Nirmal.

Hi. - Hi.

Who is he?

Now who is he? - There he is. Go.

Hi. - Hi. Eh... come.

Those are my friends. - Sir, need money to pay the florist.

Come.

Take this. - Thank you, sir.

Can I get something for you? - No, that's okay.

Come, cheers. What's that behind?

Aunty, you see this grass? Brand new from Japan.

Not bad, eh.

Yeah, not bad. - Your "Nirmu" is quite hot.

I say jump him.

Are you mad?

Not before anything's fixed.

What?

I won't even buy a car without a test drive first.

She has packed her "goodies" airtight...

no one can even get a whiff of it.

While they have generously been distributed...

around her office just last month.

"My mesmerizing eyes shine bright."

"Many go wayward, when I come in sight."

"When I groove, they make their move."

"My hot body on fire is what they desire."

Wow chubby, I didn't think you'd be able to pull off these moves.

I thought you couldn't dance to save your life. - Thank you.

You alcoholic less drinking...

more dancing.

He also choreographed Saifeena's wedding.

"My mesmerizing eyes shine bright."

"Many go wayward, when I come in sight."

"When I groove, they make their move."

"My hot body on fire is what they desire."

"Don't be lazy, go for a quickie."

"I have hots for you!" - Yes, mom.

"Hey, the one with naughty intentions..."

"Come on, let me..."

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

"Come on, let me..."

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

Sarita, we're bringing home an angel.

I swear.

Hey, come on.

Oh you guys.

Hey kabir.

I really missed you.

Alright. Okay.

Tag... you're it.

Now, Sakshi put the garland around Kabir.

Shut it off.

This is so depressing.

Sweetheart...

We blew up 35 million on her wedding.

Let's watch what we paid for...

Let's watch the movie since we are home.

It will be entertaining.

.

I'm Mrs. Malhotra.

Kaloo! Hurry up. We are getting late.

Coming!

Be careful with your dress.

.

Welcome my dear. Welcome. - Welcome my dear. Welcome.

I don't see your parents?

Oh, your uncle is here.

Welcome...

That'll do.

Come, dear. Come along.

Yes, we're coming. Please go ahead.

But she'll be all alone.

Ladies and Gentleman, please proceed to the stage...

to meet and greet Kalindi and Rishabh

and give them your blessings. - Oh, my baby!

Not on the stage, Aunty!

Aunty!

Cameraman, photo!

Take it from the center.

From the center.

Hey, Moonga Uncle is here.

Mr. Moonga! - Come Rishab.

Don't worry, he'll come.

Baby, I'll be right back.

Her father will be here soon.

Papa's still not here.

Probably on his way. I'll go and check.

Where are the I call my friends?

Nothing but strings today?

Upping your game, eh?

Guys, I'm thinking... I'll atleast kiss him tonight.

Yeah baby... just jump him!

Yeah? - Just do it.

There he is.

Go, show him your true colors.

Nirmal...

Hi. - Hi.

Wow!

You look like...

Wow. - Thanks.

Where is Rishab?

Have you seen Rishabh anywhere?

He must be around somewhere.

I'll go find him.

Hey, hello.

What are you looking at? Delete that.

Get me some more.

"Let's groove together tonight like never before."

Tonight...

It's on. - And you...?

Double on. - Amazing.

What should I do?

Nirmu, Nirmu!

Nirmal, I...

Nirmal... - Avni...

I'm looking for a wife, not a hookup.

But... - I'm sorry I wasted your time.

But what have I done?

Please go inside, you're embarrassing yourself.

Because I tried to kiss you?

You... You...

You... .

Who do you think you are? You're just a glorified clerk!

You think you will reject me?

I reject you and your contract.

Don't create a scene, everyone's watching.

Do you know what's the problem with guys like you?

You think you want "a modern, independent wife."

But the truth is, you just want a maid...

in the background who nods along.

Mister, you cannot handle a woman like me. - Listen...

And what kind of a name is Nirmal?

Why are you getting... - Let me guess.

Your mother must have named you.

You know what it's bloody stupid.

Go back to your mama.

Actually, go marry your mother only.

Crazy !

Bloody mother lover!

Get in.

So you kissed him and he bounced?

For god's sake, keep your crappy advice to yourself.

I should've never listened to you guys.

You mean he actually said no.

So basically, he's gay.

Yes.

I made a complete ass of myself.

!

Give me a drag.

You sure... 126 days...

Smoking is injurious to your health and your disposition.

Did you notice... she's here today as well.

I mean she is getting a divorce.

It's no small matter.

The girl has no shame at all.

She drinks straight up.

Really? I've heard she's into drugs as well.

Shameless.

Poor parents.

Her father used to prowl around like a proud lion.

Have you seen him lately... like a p*ssy cat.

Obviously.

Spent so much on that wedding... didn't even last six months.

He can't show his face to anyone.

The mother has stopped stepping out of the house.

She doesn't even come to the country club.

The daughter on the other hand... refuses to leave the nightclub.

Vineet's aunt was saying that she is having an affair.

Really? - Really?

What a mess.

Forget it. Who cares?

True... true... why should we bother! - Let's go.

Now let's proceed towards the stage...

for a dance performance by Rishabh, Kalindi and friends.

There was a girl, a little crazy...

She had secretly fallen in love.

"All my admirers offer to drop me home."

"Lost in love, they whisper sweet nothings at gloam."

"Some are dating and some are waiting."

"Some are stalking and some are talking."

"Some just want some lip-locking."

"Don't be lazy, go for a quickie."

"I have hots for you!"

"Hey, the one with naughty intentions..."

"Come on, let me..."

"What?"

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

"Come let me..."

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

"Kiss you."

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