Veere Di Wedding Page #7

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Real problems?

20 million on engagement 50 on the wedding.

That's not a real problem, Sakshi!

That's it! I am going to slap her! - Kaloo... just calm down.

Kalindi, drop this damsel-in-distress act.

You're not the first or the last girl in the world to get married.

Yeah, I know.

But I'm definitely the first to do it without my friends.

Come on Kaloo, please! - Go! Run back to Australia.

What else can we expect from you?

- Just shut up guys, please. - Go yourself.

I've had enough of her nonsense.

!

!

Stupid.

God! We're .

Shishu, at least tell us what happened.

I told you.

I don't want to marry.

Great.

After spending millions, he says...

he doesn't want to get married.

You stay out of it.

Come on tell mamma.

Did you have a fight with Kalindi?

Hey... fight? Who doesn't fight in a marriage?

Son, fights are the foundation marriages are built on.

Try to understand, son...

the invitations have been offered to the gods, Huh?

Oh God... - Sorry.

Yeah?

Sir a police officer is here to meet you.

Ask him to wait. - Okay, sir.

What do you mean you don't wanna marry?

Your entire gang is completely insane.

One eloped to get married...

The other is getting divorced.

And the third one called off a perfect wedding.

I'm sure they are the ones who influenced you against Nirmal.

Can you please stop bitching about my friends.

You're always poking your nose into my life.

At least stay out of theirs.

I mean... Nirmal is such a nice boy.

Well-educated, smart...

But his CV fails to mention that he's an .

God, mom. - Language.

"We had soared, only to fall down."

"Yet we drowned our sorrows with a smile."

"We know everyrthing."

"It's a punishment for the miunderstanding."

Have you seen Sakshi's message?

On the group.

Oh, my God! - As they say, when fate you

its usually up the .

And these past few days, we've been getting humped and how.

At least we were together.

So what if the wedding is called off?

We can still enjoy the honeymoon.

What the !

Before we get back to our lives again.

I want to spend a few days... with my bros.

And so... Swadikaa, !

'Cos we're going to Phuket!

Is she mad? - Obviously.

It's Sakshi Soni.

She can't find peace without blowing up daddy's money.

Remember the whole baking phase?

"Papa, papa, I wanna go to Paris."

Like Delhi just doesn't cut it.

"Brothers, we'll walk a new path together."

"Brothers, we'll make a new life together."

"Brothers, we'll walk a new path together."

"Brothers, we'll make a new life together."

'The person you are trying to reach is currently unavailable.'

Are you coming out or should I come in?

Coming! - Come on.

Are you crazy! - You're hot, man!

Oh my God. - So sexy!

Take it off! Everyone's naked in Thailand.

"Everyone's life is messy."

"So live your dreams don't be fussy."

"It's time to seize the moment, buddy."

"Our friendship's deep as it can be."

"Bro, I guess we came even compete with the sea."

"I'll always feel assured when you are with me."

"Intentions as weird as they can be."

"As wild as you and me."

"Now don't be a cry baby."

"As long as you have your friends to give you company."

"Brothers, we'll walk a new path together."

"Brothers, we'll make a new life together."

I love him.

Carefully.

Kaloo, I'm eating your share. - Yes.

You want boom boom?

I know, I know you want boom boom?

Yeah, yeah, she wants.

Come back, come back.

It's written all over your face.

I heard someone went all boom boom at the dance function.

What? You slept with him?

And that too at Santosh Aunty's house? - Yuck!

You were right, Kalindi. I have become so desperate.

And for what to become someone's wife.

I mean no matter how much you study, graduation, post graduation.

Even if you buy your own house... car.

But you've achieved nothing until you become someone's goddamn wife.

Twenty-first century, my .

Avni, language.

I mean you've come of age, get married.

You're married, have a kid.

Oh you've got one, have another.

What is this pressure, man?

How are people doing this?

I've lost my mind.

I can't believe I slept with that shady Bhandari!

You know he's a shopkeeper, dude?

I'm pretty sure he hasn't even graduated from high school.

Okay, so now one needs a degree to bang you?

So sick, man... you know what I mean.

Okay, fine. But as it turns out, the boy is rather generous.

How?

Apparently, madam took a trip to Pleasure Peak that night.

Multiple trips, dude. - That's great.

Oh multiple. - Oh multiple.

That's lovely bro.

"Brothers, we'll walk a new path together."

"Brothers, we'll make a new life together."

Sakshi Soni.

By sponsoring Air India business class trips,

do you realize you're spoiling us?

Nice flight, uh?

Always on time.

"What happened, why it happened, forget it."

"Just forget it."

"All these are things are pointless, meaningless."

"With open arms you should welcome happiness."

"This is what life is."

"A little bitter, a little sweet, regardless."

Bhandu...

Bhandu...

Shag me now, Bhandu!

Sakshi Soni, I will kill you.

You should be happy, .

At least you're getting some.

Pleasure Peak is the damn reason I'm getting divorced.

Okay guys, I was wrong. You were right.

I shouldn't have rushed into marriage.

Vineet was quite shady.

We barely knew each other.

And by the time we did,

we realized we don't like each other very much.

So basically epic fights.

Instead of sitting on your ass the whole day,

why don't you get a job, Sakshi?

I haven't got a job

because I'm too busy cooking for you everday!

Just a second.

Neha, I'll call you.

Sakshi! Sakshi... how dare you?

Sakshi, open the door!

Hmm... thanks. - Not bad.

Vineet, you coming? - Yeah.

Sakshi, my work friends are here. - Yes.

Can you look a little presentable!?

You're looking worse than a maid.

Obviously, it affected our sex life.

I mean... zero.

So basically, he cheated on you? - No!

One day after an epic fight like below the belt,

I told him I'm going back to India.

So, he came home early from work.

Sakshi...

You cheated on him.

Not technically.

You're home early today?

What?

You mean like...

Mnage moi?

So basically, after the fight you were like I'm bored

there's nothing better to do.

So you know what, let me jerk off.

It had been three months, dude!

And honestly I think the fight

turned me on a little.

Do your parents know? - Are you nuts?

How can I share "this"?

Delhi aunties are already hounding me.

If this is out, I'll be declared a porn star.

Hello, have you ever been to a family court?

It gets very ugly.

That's why I think I should give into that demands

and put an end to this nuisance.

Is he blackmailing you?

I guess, kind of.

How much?

Five?

Hundred thousand?

Million!

Your bill.

You want money?

Let's spilt it.

Give it to me.

You pauper. - You pay, Kalindi.

Sakshi Soni, listen to me now, cause last time you had not.

If you give even a single penny to that Vineet...

I'll be your worst enemy.

Sign the divorce papers.

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