Veere Di Wedding Page #8

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Settlement...

I'll settle him.

Nobody calls my best friend a maid.

.

Vineet turned out to be worse than expected.

Not everyone is as lucky as you, .

I haven't had sex in a year.

What? - Drought famine.

But what about John's john...

Lies.

Obviously, I love my son.

He's the apple of my eye, my heart, my soul...

But that came out... this big.

And he was stuck in there for like 12 hours.

Like really stuck in there...

You know then they have to take the suction pump and then...

Meera, please please please! Please!

I want to have children some day.

Then you should know this.

No, I don't want to know this.

On top of that, I look like a cow.

My poor John.

Baby, you are still sexy.

Thank you.

Come on.

Means what? - Stop body shaming.

No, you should eat. Some more crab?

Sakshi... - Eat away.

I'm not sharing. Nonsense.

"Brothers, we'll walk a new path together."

Come on, Kaloo!

"Brothers, we'll make a new life together."

"Brothers, we'll walk a new path together."

"Brothers, we'll make a new life together."

I can't help it. But I miss you.

Hey, you're back.

Welcome back honey!

How was the holiday?

Can I talk to you guys for a minute?

Hey, where is everybody? - Hi!

Hey, Kalindi! Yeah, the boy's gonna be out till late tonight.

- Hey babe. - Hello!

Hold me.

Hello!

Hello!

I was furious so I got a little drunk.

At home, all alone I was sort of using this instrument and...

Ma... - Hmm?

I've always done whatever you've asked of me.

But this arranged marriage stuff I just can't do it.

I really tried.

But I am what I am.

I don't think I can change.

I also am, what I am.

I'll keep nagging you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I love you old woman!

Who the hell are you calling old!?

Today I'll not leave you.

Swadikaa.

You're truly my daughter.

Had you told me sooner, I would've sorted him out.

Good morning, Cookie Uncle.

Ah, the runaway bride has returned.

So?

Have you spoken to Rishabh?

No.

Why? - So you don't know?

What?

Your father-in-law is making headlines.

We got off easy.

Bank fraud of 20 million. - What do you mean?

It means he's behind bars, doing time.

Rishabh!

Tell me something, Uncle.

Why were mom and dad together?

Because of me, right?

Of course not.

They loved each other.

And I can't think of a better reason.

Look, whatever they were, however they were...

they loved you a lot.

I guess marriage just isn't in my DNA.

Hey.

Why do you think that?

You are neither crazy like your mom nor stubborn like your dad.

Love and fights always go hand-in-hand.

I mean look at Keshav and I.

Darling.

Please don't base your life's decisions...

on the their stupid mistakes.

Rishabh!

Are you okay?

Now I am.

Come.

You must have some contacts, dude!

Hi, Kaloo.

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What?

Can you at least sneak in some booze.

Someone has cast an evil eye upon us.

What have we ever done to anyone.

That's what I fail to understand.

Only a couple of bounced cheques what's the big deal?

Oh God! Why are you doing this to us?

Because God never asked you to hire Russian dancers.

I told you, his bail has been issued.

I don't understand what will you get by keeping an old man behind bars.

How can we let him go, madam?

We have to follow the law.

Don't try to teach me the law.

This is the copy of it.

You will soon get the original.

You are harassing the family for no reason.

Well done, Tiger! You totally devoured them!

You are a force to reckon with.

- So, I... - I was wondering..

Go ahead.

I was trying to say that whatever...

Happened that night...

Whatever happened that night...

It wasn't me.

It was just me dealing with some issues.

Well I didn't mind at all.

And you also looked quite pleased.

Oh well, you forgot something at my place.

I thought I should keep it but then..

Bhandari!

Listen... Listen! Listen! Listen!

I have a "case" pending since quite a few days.

Help me, please?

I help people get divorced.

Are you married?

Just waiting for you to say yes.

Wait, wait, wait.

Let me drop you home.

I've booked an Uber.

A loan of 20 million!

A loan of 20 million!!

Earlier I thought only my mother is crazy.

But my father..

Food from Italy..

He wants to feed people Italian food!

Even if he has to eat the prison food.

You know you were absolutely right.

Everything was just perfect.

I up everything by proposing to you.

I really wish we could go back.

Me too.

When are you going back?

Day after tomorrow.

What about you?

I don't think I'm going back to Australia.

Honestly, I don't know how long It'll take me to sort all this out.

Two years, five years.

Luckily the house lease is in your name so...

you won't have to face any problems.

Get pest control done after you go back.

"Now that we have come together, why don't you stay?"

"A few promises fulfilled, a few promises left to keep."

"What can I say?"

"A few dreams shall be fulfilled and a few forever unfulfilled."

"What can I say?"

"Please come back."

"Please come back."

"Please come back."

"You don't need to think so hard."

"Please come back."

"Please come back."

"Please come back."

"You don't need to think so hard."

"Let's dwell in each other's hearts, even if only for a while."

"Let's just live and not bother about the trials."

"Let's recourse the wandered promise to the right path."

"Let's rekindle hope..."

Kalindi, your ticket...

Where's Kalindi?

She's gone to the house one last time, before she leaves.

"Please come back.."

"Please come back.."

What a disastrous non-wedding it is!

The groom's selling his house.

The bride's leaving her house, so pathetic!

"There will be many evenings which will come to a standstill."

"There will be many conversations without any frills."

"We'll act stubborn over a small issue..."

"it'll be a long night I understand."

"We'll still manage to love each other in the end."

Poor Kaloo.

She's going back in such bad shape.

All alone!

Does her dad even know what happened?

Only if he could spare time from philandering.

I feel so helpless.

I really miss Ritu Aunty.

Seriously, man.

She had balls.

None of this would happen, if she were here.

All the uncles, Malhotras..

She would have taught them all a lesson!

"You were right there.."

"Yet you were unavailable and I was missing."

"Now that we've come together, why don't you stay?"

Where are you going? - To teach them a lesson.

Uncle!

No, no, no!

I'll readily dance at the signal with the lepers, naked.

But I will never talk to that scoundrel.

Never!

See!

The smaller the brain the bigger the ego!

It's been four years.

The only people benefiting are the lawyers.

And who is suffering?

Kalindi.

Uncle!

Are you listening to me?

How can you be so selfish?

After aunty passed away, instead of supporting her

all of you have started throwing tantrums.

I have always made Kaloo..

And that day, during the function you guys crossed all limits.

In front of so many people, you started fighting like loafers!

Come on, Uncle!

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