Victoria & Abdul Page #2
with the Diamond of Ooojay.
Garden party where
Her Majesty will receive
Oscar II, King of
Sweden and Norway, again.
And Queen Lili'uokalani.
Who on Earth is she?
A monarch and
sole Queen Regnant
of the Kingdom of Hawaii,
Your Majesty.
She has composed
a song for you.
On the ukulele.
But we have managed
to put her off.
Then you will eat with the
Prime Minister, and, at 7:00,
the banquet in
And your movements,
Your Majesty?
Nothing to speak of,
Dr. Reid.
Not even during the day?
We last moved on
Sunday evening.
I fear these
celebratory dinners
Your Majesty.
Might I suggest
some Benger's mixture?
I refuse to eat Benger's.
It's baby food.
But it is imperative,
Your Majesty,
that the Royal colon
receives a little roughage.
Anything else?
SIR HENRY:
Was Your Majestypleased with the Mohur?
What?
The Mohur.
The ceremonial coin.
Presented by the
two Indian servants.
I thought the tall one
was terribly handsome.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GRUNTS)
Stop!
Slight change of plan.
You must not talk
to any of the guests.
Nod or bow,
but, please,
do not interact with anybody
other than the serving staff.
I will come to you
when the Queen is seated,
and you will present the
Royal pudding as requested.
Excuse me, sir...
But what is it?
That is a jelly.
A pudding made from
the liquor of fruit.
How do they get it so stiff?
Gelatine,
a by-product of cow bone.
(SPEAKING URDU)
LORD SALISBURY:
There'sanother famine in India.
More trouble in Ireland,
I'm afraid.
Suez is a perennial nightmare.
And I'm afraid
the Boers are at it again.
Is there any good news,
Prime Minister?
Well, we've decided to
annex Zululand, Your Majesty.
Whatever for?
We really have to box in the
Boers if we possibly can.
Oh, Prime Minister, you really
are terribly depressing.
Yes.
Ah, sandwiches! Mm!
MAN:
Splendid!That's wonderful.
(GASPING) Oh!
Splendid!
Jelly, Your Majesty.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I suddenly feel
a great deal better.
What the hell
were you thinking?
You said,
"Present the jelly," sir.
I didn't say kiss the feet
of the Empress of India!
I thought it
would cheer her up.
Cheer her up?
They'll have me
court-martialed!
What on Earth
is going on?
Her Majesty has requested
Mr. Karim and Mr. Baksh
be her personal footmen
for the rest of the Jubilee.
(SPEAKING URDU)
Ah, gentlemen.
You can wait here by the door.
Her Majesty wants you to stand
in here, by the writing desk.
Go on.
Thank you.
You may go.
Oh, thank you,
Your Majesty.
Don't worry.
I'm not going to eat you.
(QUEEN VICTORIA CLEARS THROAT)
"Dr. Reid,
"a very successful movement
"at 8:
00 this morning."What the hell is
going on in there?
(SIGHS)
Thank you, Mr...
Abdul.
Abdul Karim.
I am always writing.
In India, I'm writing
all day, every day.
So in India,
you are not a servant?
No. In India, I'm writing
in my very big book.
You're writing a book?
who they are, what they have done.
This is my life.
Every day, I'm writing,
from morning to night.
And is this fiction?
No.
It is the very truth.
I don't understand.
If you are an author,
why are you here?
Presenting me with a...
The Mohur.
It is my humble privilege
to serve Her Majesty.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I was the one who
chose your carpets.
Carpets?
Yes. The Viceroy asked Mr. Tyler,
sir, but actually it was me.
You have to have a very
good eye for the carpets.
Like, this is a very
nice one, for example.
Very, very tight knots.
The art of carpets
came to India from Persia
The skill of a carpet
is to bring all the different
kinds of threads together
and weave something
we can all stand on.
You seem to know
My family were
carpet makers,
but now I write in the book.
Life is like a carpet.
We weave in and out
to make a pattern.
That is a very
beautiful image.
Look.
Here is the bird of freedom
caught forever in the design.
So, in India you are a poet?
No.
In India, I make
a ledger of the prisoners.
We are all prisoners,
Mr. Karim.
Apparently, he's a poet.
(GASPS)
(SPEAKING URDU)
These people
are the exploiters
of a quarter of
all of mankind.
give a hoot about us, huh?
We'll bloody well
freeze to death at this rate.
Cut all the nicey-nicey crap,
and let's get the hell out of here.
Agreed?
I promise.
Good night.
Will you stop doing that?
You realize
this is the third day
in a row.
QUEEN VICTORIA:
So, Mr. Abdul,may I ask what part
of India you're from?
I'm from Agra.
The Taj Mahal?
You have been
to the Taj Mahal?
No.
It is the most
marvelous building
in the entire world,
Your Majesty.
The Crown of Palaces.
It was built by Shah Jahan
to remember his dead wife
who died at childbirth
during their fourteenth child.
Goodness!
He was so upset with grief,
he brought the greatest architects
from Persia, Afghanistan,
to build the Taj Mahal.
It certainly sounds
a handsome building.
I'd very much
like to see it.
Oh, it is beautiful,
Your Majesty!
It's all white marble.
All that beauty
for the dead Queen.
Mmm. How romantic.
ABDUL:
Shah Jahan alsobuilt the Red Fort,
the Gardens of Shalimar,
the Peacock Throne.
The Peacock Throne?
It is the most beautiful
throne in all the world.
And inside the throne
was the Koh-i-noor.
But I have the Koh-i-noor.
I wear it as a brooch.
Do you?
Yes!
It wasn't very shiny,
so Albert had it recut.
What happened to
the Peacock Throne?
They smashed it up.
How awful.
They're always
smashing things up.
The British soldiers have taken
the jewels from the Taj Mahal.
British soldiers?
Yes, after the Mutiny.
But this is terrible.
What can they
be talking about?
A servant and an Indian.
What on Earth
does she see in him?
Well, he is
rather handsome.
What happened
to Shah Jahan?
He was overthrown by his son
and died in Agra Fort.
The wickedness of children.
They buried him in the Taj
Mahal with his wife, Mumtaz.
They also wrote
an inscription.
"Here lies Shah Jahan
"who left this world for
the Banquet Hall of Eternity."
"The Banquet
Hall of Eternity."
I rather like that idea.
You seem very well
informed.
Ah, these are famous
stories of Uttar Pradesh.
You should go there.
Oh, I can never go there.
I'm forbidden.
Forbidden?
They fear I would
be assassinated.
So, you have never
seen an Indian street?
Or a stall of spices?
No.
Oh...
Oh, the spices!
Cumin, coriander,
garam masala.
Garam masa...
What is garam masala?
It is what you
put into the sauce.
You have never
tasted Indian food?
Dal? Rogan josh?
Biryani with mango chutney.
Mango chutney?
(CHUCKLES)
Chutney made out of mango.
What is mango?
Mango is the queen of fruit.
What does it taste like?
Like an orange
and a peach.
Hm.
Sir Henry,
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