Victoria & Abdul Page #3
I would like a mango.
A mango?
Yes, I would like
to taste a mango.
That's impossible,
Your Majesty.
They only grow in India.
Well, I'm Empress of India,
so have one sent.
Here!
Your Majesty?
Oh!
Thank you.
Another one.
Thank you.
How do you like
your new Scottish costumes?
They're very scratchy,
Your Majesty.
Everything in Scotland
is scratchy.
Sir Henry?
When does Bertie arrive?
Tomorrow,
Your Majesty.
He's on his way
from Monte Carlo.
It's all right for her.
She's upholstered.
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
Oh, God, I hate Scotland!
(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
Ah...
You must be the Hindus!
Very nice to meet you.
You must be the Hindus.
You must be the Hindus.
More, more! More! More.
(BAGPIPES RESUME PLAYING)
I wish she'd
bloody well go to bed.
(SCATTERED CONVERSATIONS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(CONVERSATIONS QUIET DOWN)
SIR HENRY:
Good morning, Your Majesty.
The boxes, Your Majesty.
Thank you.
And the blank journal
Your Majesty requested.
You may go.
I'm perfectly capable
Abdul is very helpful
with his blotter.
But these are parliamentary
papers, Your Majesty.
I'm aware of that.
But Abdul is a servant.
He cannot assist
with the boxes.
And I am the Queen of England.
I will have whatever help
I require with the boxes.
And, Sir Henry,
would you get some
gloves for the Hindus?
They're suffering
terribly from the cold.
He's helping her
with the boxes.
I want you to teach me Indian.
Indian?
Hindu, or whatever
it is you speak.
Are you sure?
Of course I'm sure.
But why would you like to
learn Hindi, Your Majesty?
Well, I'm Empress of India.
Look, I've ordered a book.
I want you to give me
private lessons.
I can't teach you Hindi,
Your Majesty.
Why ever not?
You are the
Empress of India.
language of the Mughals.
There are a thousand
languages in India.
But Urdu is the most noble.
In Hindi,
you write like this.
But in Urdu,
you write like this.
(SPEAKING URDU)
"I am the Queen."
I see.
(BOTH SPEAKING URDU)
He's teaching her Hindu.
Is that allowed?
(CLEARS THROAT)
I think you will
find it is Urdu.
The Muslim version.
Oh, my goodness me!
(SPEAKING URDU)
That's it.
You are the Queen.
The Queen is very wise.
(CLEARS THROAT)
You see?
Now, you write it down.
(BOTH SPEAKING URDU)
She's writing
in her journal.
And she's speaking
in Hindustani.
No, it's Urdu,
actually.
The Muslim version.
(SPEAKING URDU)
Knee. Knee. Knee.
Yes! Yes!
(SPEAKING URDU)
Thank you, Abdul.
You are an excellent teacher.
(GASPING)
Bertie!
Mother!
Were you spying on me?
Were you learning Urdu?
Yes, I was,
as a matter of fact.
You think that's
entirely appropriate?
Well, I'm Empress of India.
What could be more appropriate?
But in front of
the entire Household?
You're absolutely right.
I have no privacy here.
Sir Henry,
I would like to go with Abdul
to Glassalt Shiel.
Glassalt Shiel?
Alone.
But I've only just got here!
Oh, to be by oneself and live a
simple, rudimentary existence.
They don't
understand anything,
those stupid
aristocratic fools.
Toadying around.
Jockeying for position.
I've had it
all my life.
(SCOFFING CHUCKLE)
They couldn't bear me bringing
dear John Brown here.
Yet I was happier here than
anywhere in the entire world.
Oh, I miss him, Abdul.
And Albert.
It's 30 years now,
I'm so lonely.
Everyone I've really loved has died,
and I just go on and on.
(SNIFFLES)
(SOFTLY) Your Majesty.
It's an impossible
position.
(INHALES)
it's like to be Queen.
(EXHALES)
people all over the world.
I have had nine children,
all vain and jealous,
and at loggerheads
with each other.
And Bertie's
a complete embarrassment.
And look at me!
A fat, lame, impotent,
silly old woman.
What is the point, Abdul?
What is the point?
Service.
Service?
I think we are not here
We are here for
a greater purpose.
In the Koran it says, "We are
here for the good of others."
The Koran?
Yes, I am a hafiz.
I know the Koran by heart.
By heart?
Isn't it very long?
114 surahs,
containing 6,236 verses.
And you know every word?
Many Muslim people
know the Koran.
I thought you were Hindu.
I am a Muslim, Your Majesty.
I learnt the Koran
from my father.
He's my munshi.
Munshi?
Yes. Munshi.
My teacher.
Well, we would like you
to be the Queen's munshi.
But I'm only a servant,
Your Majesty.
Well, you are
a servant no longer.
You are my teacher.
You will teach me Urdu,
and the Koran,
and anything else
you can think of.
BERTIE:
So...What the hell is a munshi?
Well, apparently it's some
sort of a spiritual teacher,
Your Royal Highness.
Has she completely
lost her mind?
She's the head of the Church
of England, for God's sake.
What's the Archbishop
of Canterbury going to say?
I say he's the "brown"
John Brown.
Oh, my God!
Your Majesty.
Good evening, Bertie.
Mother.
(SPEAKING URDU)
HEAD WAITER:
Dinner is served!
BERTIE:
Lady Churchillwas absolutely scandalized
sitting next to a servant.
And a Hindu to boot!
The Munshi is a Muslim scholar and
knows the Koran off by heart.
And for your information,
he's a servant no longer.
He's to be given
a staff of his own.
What do you mean,
"a staff"?
The little fat one.
Oh, this is absurd!
Letters,
invitations to supper...
You're treating him
like a member of the family.
No, I like Abdul.
Lady Churchill had
better get used to the fact
as the Munshi is
coming on holiday with us.
As a member
of the Household.
You can't take
a Muslim to Florence.
I can take a Muslim
wherever I like.
Good night, Bertie.
(TRAIN HORN HOOTING)
MOHAMMED:
Munshi?Yes.
A spiritual advisor?
You haven't
an idea in your head!
You promised to
get us out of here,
and now we're going
to bloody Florence.
You don't see what a privilege it
is to see the glories of Italy
with all these
wonderful people.
Do you think they're just going to
stand there and let her promote a wog?
I did not come here
What are you
complaining about?
We have our own carriage
with a bathroom.
They've made a very nice bed
for you on the floor.
(BLOWS NOSE)
Oh, I'm dying here.
I want to go home.
I'm getting sick of
your negative attitude.
Life is a big adventure.
You just need to
open up and enjoy it.
We're on holiday.
And what? What on Earth
can possibly go wrong?
"Do not pull."
(TRAIN HALTING)
(WHISTLE BLOWING
IN DISTANCE)
I would like to apologize for the
emergency brakes, Your Majesty.
And I hope you
did not get injured.
Oh, Abdul!
It was nothing.
It was a perfectly
understandable mistake.
I'm so glad you're with us.
What a treat to show you Florence.
What's he doing here?
Abdul came to explain
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