Vigilante Diaries Page #7

Uh, thanks.

Uh, we're gonna toss it

back to the studio.

Tossing... salad.

- MAN:
That's one hell of a story.

- Yeah, it's damn good, isn't it'?

One more for my colleague

over here.

I gotta know...

100% that you're in.

You know you should have had me

in the loop from the start, right'?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Could have saved you

a lot of time and money.

Lot of motherfuckers

would still be alive, too.

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah, then there's that.

- But I wanted to do it my own way.

- Yeah.

If you wan! to catch

Frankenstein's monster,

you don't use Count Chocula

or the Wolfman

or the "Mommy."

- "Mommy." Yeah, that's funny.

- Yeah.

You threw that in there.

You want to catch the monster,

use the Invisible Man.

I'll bring him in.

Well, yeah,

but make sure he's still alive,

'cause he's very f***in' expensive.

Don't make a mess.

They came in before you did.

(SIGHS)

So...

you want the guy playing

with his phone,

or the clown with

the H.K. behind us

pretending like he's drunk?

I think I'll take

the guy on the phone.

Ow!

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

Sorry about the mess.

I'll see you next time, bro.

I'm f***ing hungry, man.

Let's go get something to eat.

Cool.

She gots a mop

on top of her head

Ah, shoo-op, shoo-op...

I really should

get this looked at.

Come on, don't be a p*ssy.

You're fine.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

- Hey.

- ' Hey-Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm good.

- Oh, good.

Hey, listen,

I'm kind of exhausted.

Can you please stop

at the store for me?

I really need some diapers,

some formula,

but it has to be organic...

New Kid:

Bro, you're a dad'?

A pacifier, um,

Oh, you know...

There's a shipment of heroin and AK-4?s

being smuggled into San Diego.

We can intercept it.

Two hour straight shoot

down the 5.

She smiled at me today.

- And, oh, her little dimple...

- Doughnut?

JADE:
Hello?

Are you there?

Hello?

Hello?

Unh, I'm the sh...,

baby, focus

You don't know who

you're dealing with? Focus

They can try,

but they'll never take my focus

Mighty Hye,

we always stay in focus

Got these chickens on my bumper

'cause I'm focused

I'm the future of this mother...,

focus

'Round the world,

they notice how we focus

You ain't heard?

Well, you ain't really focused

Unh, got 'em saying,

"Who mat?"

I'm the sh...,

but you already knew that

Don't need no racks

just to make 'em move that

I'm 'a chop 'em down,

let me put on two hats

Ladies love me,

got scratches on my back

Yeah, scratches on my back,

sc-scratches on my back

All because of how I do this

when I'm rapping on a track

Not like you, I go ham,

y'all hamsters on a track

Grasshopper,

you're dealing with a locust

Spit that sh...,

make 'em wanna quote this

You could learn something,

go on, get your Post-its

Gave 'em hope

when the situation's hopeless

Yo, dog, these kids

is thinkin' that they go hard

We on that classic tip, though,

James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart

Bravo making his, now see me go,

talking to the mother... CEO

Ferocious, doser,

dopeness, smoke this

Focus

I'm the sh..., baby, focus

You don't know

who you're dealing with? Focus

They can try,

but they'll never take my focus

Mighty Hye,

we always stay in focus

Got these chickens on my bumper

'cause I'm focused

I'm the future of

this mother..., focus

'Round the world,

they notice how we focus

You ain't heard?

Well, you ain't really focused

Shouts to the bosses

Runnin' things from

they cellblocks as they office

Nazo Bravo got 'em

stepping like some crawfish

But all you do is sit around and talk

about other players, Bob Costas

(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

I don't know what to say

My mind just ain't the same

I took you to your grave

It was such a sad day

La la, la la, la la

I'll tell you like it is

La la, la la

I'll tell you like it is

La la, la la

I'll tell you like it is

La la, la la

You watch me from the sky

I'll see you when I die

The day that we reunite

There'll be peace in my mind

La la, la la, la la

I'll tell you like it is

La la, la la

I'll tell you like it is

La la, la la

I'll tell you like it is

La la, la la

(MUSIC PLAYING)

She gots a mop

on top of her head

Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop

Every night,

she makes it look like it's dead

Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop

But her body makes it up for it all

Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop

Maybe best girl I ever saw

Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop

And the kind of mood I'm in

And the color blue, I'm in

And, baby,

can I get just one kiss?

Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop

And I promise that

it's something you'll miss

Oh, shoo-wop...

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