Vinyl Page #6
- Year:
- 2013
- 18 min
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It's sort of like a little
hobby of mine I've got.
- Is that why you joined this band?
- Yeah, of course it is.
I don't need this.
Unlike the rest of you,
I can actually play.
We are practicing.
We're getting good.
- Yeah, mate. Okay.
- Well, let's have it then.
- Maybe the cheekbones, but not the rest.
- No?
- No.
- Okay, right. Forget about the hair.
- No.
- Okay.
Johnny? Whoa. Do you really think?
Are you gonna confront
him about it?
Oh, yeah. And say what?
Oh, you might've got my mom up
the duff. How about f***ing her?
Well, the nurse has just come
back with your urine sample.
- All right.
- And I'm delighted to tell you, Jules,
the test is positive.
- What do you mean?
- You're pregnant.
Get lost.
Come on. What you mean? I can't be.
I know it's a shock.
I can see that.
Congratulations. I'm pleased
to tell you such good news.
What?
Down three places at number 12,
Green House of Terror, "Go for it."
Up two at 11, New Mercury Sound.
for Room Service...
Hi, sweetie.
Up eight places at number nine...
Will you come outside for a minute?
Johnny, I just want to
talk to you for a minute.
In a minute, in a
minute. Just wait.
And bursting into the
charts at number seven,
"This is the Hand That
Bites," from the single
Yeah!
- Yes!
- I knew I could do it! Yes!
Oh, Robbie!
Free rock and roll,
free rock and roll, oh
Free rock and roll,
free rock and roll
Free rock and roll, oh
This is what it's like
to be a star again, eh?
Back. All right, darling.
Hey!
Robbie!
We did it, son.
I went to the doctor's
today, Johnny.
I had the test done,
and it looks like...
I've got a son.
- You've what?
- Drainpipe's my son.
Honestly, I didn't know. I didn't
know till just the other day.
Get out.
- Just get out!
- There's no more...
- You sure about that?
- There ain't no more babies!
Get out!
Robbie.
Thought we should
break it now, Johnny.
The plan is to wait,
mate, all right?
Got something planned, hmm?
Let's jump on it. Get our
names out there again.
We do it now, we'll kill it,
just when it's getting momentum.
Bollocks!
Now, once they realize it's us, well,
sales are gonna double, aren't they?
If that was the case,
silly bollocks,
we wouldn't have to do
all this, would we?
You know what, Johnny? You're
gonna ruin it again, aren't you,
just like you did the last time?
Minto, this is a band
decision. It ain't yours.
So? We do it now.
Right? We tell them it's
Weapons of Happiness.
I'm looking out for
me family, Johnny.
Same as you.
Has he not told you why he's
got such a vested interest
in that bunch of phonies
getting all the limelight?
What you on about?
Drainpipe is Johnny's kid.
You had a kid with David Bowie?
- Thanks, Robbie.
- I never said a word.
- Yeah, right.
- No, no, no.
No, I was in the cubicle next
door when you told Robbie.
Thanks very much. Do I
get an apology now?
He might be my kid.
It ain't definite.
He's yours.
So, basically, you're gonna sell
us down the river, are you,
so that your kid can
be the next big thing?
- Ain't true.
- So why keep it a secret, Johnny?
Why don't we tell everybody
it's the Weapons of Happiness?
You are gonna mess this up.
We don't reveal it's us till I say
it's gone as far as it's gonna go.
You got that? We ain't
changing the plan.
Oi, they're all ears. Keep it down.
Got it. Don't you f*** me about.
It's all a scam, mate. Everything...
CD3, videos, the lot.
We're the Single Shots...
the Weapons of Happiness.
That lot is just puppets.
We just pull the strings, and the
others are just miming to it.
And that kid Drainpipe...
that's not David Bowie's son.
That's Johnny Jones' kid.
- He did what?
- Told him everything.
Video, the song, everything.
Yeah, even the bit about
Drainpipe being your kid.
Who gave you the right to do that?
Nobody I did. The truth
won out, Johnny.
- You're a twat, Minto.
- All right.
That must be why Jimmy wants to
meet us down in London then, hmm?
Why he sent a limo to pick
us up, take us down there.
See? That's what happens when you
get me to do a bit of management.
And you're gonna go
along with all of this?
Well, we ain't got
much choice, have we?
The genie's out of the bottle now.
Not only that. Rock
Sound have asked us
to do a live gig on TV.
Weapons of Happiness?
No. Single Shots.
Well, now they've got
Weapons of Happiness.
This is the sound
of tomorrow calling
Revolution will be starting
in your living room
We don't need you anymore.
What?
What? Just like that, out of nowhere,
you just spring that one on us, do you?
Sorry. You'll get your
cut of royalties.
Told you there, didn't I?
What did you expect?
Well, I didn't expect
anything bad from him, did I?
- What's that supposed to mean?
- I don't know, mate.
I'm just a dancing
monkey, aren't I?
- Is this about me and your mom?
- No, you listen.
You keep my mom out of it.
I don't know what you
think I did to her,
but if you've got something to say,
just come right out and say it.
What is the point, mate? It's all just
water under the bridge, isn't it?
It's not as if I didn't
care about her situation.
Yeah, but you weren't there!
You were not there
for long enough to find out
if the baby was yours or not!
- I was in no position to be a dad, was I?
- Why? Why not?
I was a rock star!
hotel rooms, didn't I?
I wanted to take drugs, get girls,
not push around a pram
and change nappies!
- What do you want from me?
- My dad.
Well, I'm not!
I want to be no one's
dad, so go away!
Yeah. F***ing...
F*** off, mate!
You wanker, Johnny!
Whoa!
So, great to be back in a limo, eh?
You guys, eh?
Congratulations for pulling off
such a rock and roll swindle.
- You had us all fooled.
- Well, not just you, was it, Jimmy?
Everybody in showbiz.
Everyone, wasn't it?
It was everyone.
Which is why we won't be
making the information public.
You won't be making the information
public until it goes to number one?
Oh, no. We won't be making
the information public ever.
Hang on a minute. What
about Rock Sound TV?
We booked a place live.
Kids can't play.
Oh, no, no. The kids will go ahead
performing their hit single,
as they were planned to
do, and just mime to it.
Whoa. No, no. You can't
do that. It's our song.
Well, technically, it's not.
As you'll see from the
paragraph 5C of the contract
signed and agreed to
by Mr. Johnny Jones,
the music delivered to
Circ Music Publishing
was the product of Dave Peacock
and Johnny Sprot,
aka Fly and Zed,
Flora Griffin and Joel
"Drainpipe" Richards.
- It says all that?
- Furthermore,
'm paragraph 7 A,
and public disavowal
of said authorship
will be considered
evidence of fraud
and compensatory action
will commence immediately.
- What's that mean?
- It means
that if any of your were to
make this information public,
we'd sue for fraud.
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