Violet Tendencies Page #8

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Well, Riley and I were thinking

about going the Polynesian route.

You know Peter and I are gonna

do that for our next one.

You two should really look into it.

You might get a two-for-one special.

Oh yeah.

Are you okay, sweetie?

Are you okay?

What's going on?

You alright?

Just breathe.

Like Lamaze breathing...

like that.

Maybe we should have

heard them out.

Why?

We have each other now.

My friends aren't placeholders.

I'm not sure I like your friends.

You're gonna have to give them

another shot.

Seems like you don't like them

much either:

Well, you're wrong.

I love them.

Remember what you said?

They are who matters...

to me.

Well, that's a shame

because I thought

I'd be the one that mattered to you.

Well of course you do.

I've got a proposal for you.

These are the renovations

to my homestead in Idaho.

Outside Idaho Falls.

I hired a contractor and

I wanted you to see the plans

to see if you approved.

It's a Victorian...

lots of acreage, fresh ail:

Aren't your parents still there?

It's 5000 square feet...

and my folks...

my folks would adore you.

Look... here's my dad.

I'm sure I'd love them.

I just don't know if this

is the life for Violet.

And I got plane tickets,

for the end of November:

You got plane tickets?

You didn't ask me.

Will you go?

Well, I'm going to Taiwan

with Bradleigh in November:

I'm sure they'll let you off work.

It's only couple of weeks

and if they don't...

I make enough for two.

I'd like the facade to stay original

you know how sentimental

I am about architecture

but the interior needs

to be totally gutted.

You have this whole thing

worked out, don't you?

They're just plans.

They can change.

What about my life here?

We'd start a whole new life.

Why in the world

would I want to do that?

Idaho?

You're kidding?

There's like one decent gay bar

in Idaho.

What are you saying Violet?

You're scaring me.

And it's in Pocatello!

I'm not a simple girl.

I'm a complex, subversive woman

and I can't pretend anymore

that I'm not.

Vern, I have totally

misrepresented myself.

Stop. What did I do?

What did I say?

Nothing.

Sweet Vern, I'm so sorry.

It's not you... it's me.

I love you.

What did you just say?

I said I love you.

What's my name?

I am so in love with you.

OkaY

I think you need to go.

But I love you.

Yeah.

You gotta go.

Hello ?

I'm sorry I couldn't tell you

before, but I love you.

Do you hear me?

Me tau.

And I know sucking

every last cock in the city

is not the best way to show you

but I am madly

in love with you Darian.

It's Dad.

What?

Luke, this is your father.

Oh my god, wrong number.

You have 473 new Frisky Friends.

I love you.

I feel like I'm stuck in

A Small World.

Hostage on a boat with all

those little Dutch kids singing.

Okay.

I hate this ride.

Then let's get off it for a while.

There are other rides, you know.

I know Riley...

I know.

We don't have to keep going

round and round on the same old one.

No, no we don't.

We can have it all

Now if you'd just get out

of the playpen...

So, what do you really think

about Vern?

I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

That's not saying a whole lot.

Oh my gosh,

did you hear what happened

last night between Riley and Markus?

No.

I got the craziest text.

What now?

We'll just wait and look at it

on the blog,

but you know same old, same old.

How long have those two

been together?

I don't know, like 50 years.

Yesterday was a disaster

on all counts.

Hey, do you ever just think

of just like,

I don't know quitting everything and

going back to school or something?

School?

What would we study?

You mean like choose a major?

Yeah, choose a major:

I'm still undecided.

Me too.

Pull out all the stops.

I want the works.

You got it.

I'm working Luke's sex party tonight

and this weekend

is my debutante ball

where I will be formally

reintroduced into gay society.

You're coming rig ht?

Absolutely.

How is Luke?

He's fine.

He drunk dialed his dad.

Sounds right.

He meant to drunk dial you.

If only he wasn't so stubborn,

so sarcastic.

Luke has his problems.

He's so infuriating.

And yet...

he's the only person

I want to wake up with.

I do not understand why two people

who have so much in common

just wanna pick each other

apart all the time.

You're gonna end up

two bitter old queens

and lord knows

we have enough of those.

Does this necklace

make me look fat?

Oh, come on.

I've missed you.

I missed you too.

Does it make me look fat though?

- No.

- Okay, good.

I need to see your penis.

I love this job.

Uncut.

Like a little calamari.

Thanks.

Penis please.

Grower?

Bottom.

Hey sweetie.

Thanks

Hey babe.

Go on in.

Don't you need to see my dick?

I'm pretty sure

you're not the police.

Don't you want to?

Go in.

She's not getting it bro.

Violet, I told him you'd be here.

I'm setting you up.

Hello!?

Fag stag.

But you... sexy dance for men.

You love Bette Midler,

your favorite movie is Beaches.

Oh my god...

You're making me blush.

I don't think I've blushed before.

Alright you guys.

Take it into the back,

I will take over from here.

Hey there.

40 dollars and your dick please.

What the f***?

Eww

They got breeders back there.

I only threw up a little bit Luke.

Guys I'm just bringing

queers together:

Yeah, queers.

Split me like a wishbone!

Okay, that's...

that's pretty queen

That's our Violet.

Excuse me, do you have a minute

for the children?

How you doing?

You don't have my keys anymore but...

I still have yours.

Darian, I love you.

I do, I love you.

Luke...

What?

It's not gonna suck itself.

Maybe this time around we

shouldn't begin with a blow job.

Hey there.

I knew you were coming.

Actually, I'm here to see Violet.

These aren't for me?

No.

Violet, you have a visitor:

Sorry for the mix up.

You understand.

Hey, how you doing sweetie?

Good!

These are for you.

Thank you very much.

I thought I'd pop in and

surprise invite you to lunch.

I'm going to lunch

with Riley and Markus.

Couples counseling.

Oh, okay.

Wanna have dinner?

Sure, great.

Maybe we can all get together

and do something after?

Yes, and you'll be

at my deb. ball, yeah?

With bells on.

Just bells, right?

Right.

Okay well... give the boys

a hug from me.

I will, I'll call you later.

Yeah.

Please do.

I'll go to lunch with him.

You don't eat.

I could learn.

Where did you find him?

Gay sex club.

Don't be ridiculous.

How is that possible?

Well...

I'd tell you, but Salome...

I just don't think you're coachable.

Come on, I gotta piss.

Guys!

How is it going?

Good.

They're in love

and I'm here with my baby.

Waaa!

A very colicky baby.

Still sleeping in the playpen?

My life is an open blog.

I'm sorry, he just needed

a little fluff.

Thank you for the poppers.

Hey, hey...debutante!

It's been ages.

It has. I'm thrilled to be back.

Ah! I can't believe he wants me.

Violet, modesty

has never suited you.

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