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Visit to a Small Planet Page #6
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Oh we don't use floors.
You don't use floors?
Oh no, we use fog.
It's much softer and far
easier to keep clean.
Quite a group aren't they?
Oh yes they are.
Except I'm a little curious
Ellen, tell me one thing...
What are they:
Animal,mineral or vegetable?
There people silly. Beatniks.
Man, what we're trying
to find out is,
where you planted here or did
you come in on the beam?
He wants to know where you come from?
Perhaps you'd rather not tell.
Oh no, I don't mind. I'm sure
they won't say anything.
Oh I'm sorry.
I come from X-47.
I live right near that
Taylor I told you about.
Out past the Milky Way.
Out... past... The Milky Way.
Past.
Oh man, this cat really from out of town.
Alright boys take five.
Hey man, we've been watching
you from the bandstand.
Oh really?
Yeah, you look out enough to make it.
Would you dig wailing with the group?
Oh well, thank you,
but I'm not a musician.
Although, I think
I would like to play those.
- The skins?
- Skins?
The bongos man!
Oh yeah, the bongos.
Crazy, let's make it.
Like now let's split.
Well, if it's all the same to you,
I think I'd like to play them from here.
You want to play those... from there?
Yeah.
Kreton, how did you do that?
Oh, uh...
Well, it's quite simple,
see, many, many diffren...
Scoobe doobie, swilly a dow. Ah ow?
Oobie doobie cow.
Ooh be do be, dilla bop.
Diddy boo ooya coo. Mop mop!
Flu te flu tits city a twee.
Ot ee.
This is a very sad story.
Flu te flu tits, twee
this is a very sad story.
Flu te flu tits, twee
you see it's all about a girl who
fell in love with a no good rat nick,
and it's very touching actually.
Oo la ve,
Oo dwi. Ot ot!
Dilly boo-din' flop-n'?
Do ba re ba. Boo a-suya voodoo
foo ya oo ya foo ya oo ya.
Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!
Cuckoo!
Scoo be do be Ida bip. Ah ipp?
Scoo be do be fl-ip.
Skoo de do Dee bitty a dop.
Oh video, oh rideo,
Mop mop.
A little kids a drop deserted her.
Oh my god. Why?
Dilla boo din flopa' do boo re ba boo
ya suua' voodoo vooya' ooya coo ya ooya
Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!
.
Cuckoo!
Scoo be do bee Ida bip. Ah ipp?
Cuckoo!
Scoo be do bee Ida bip. Ah ipp?
Scoo be do bee foo lip.
Roo de do de vidia dop.
Oh video, oh rideo,
Mop mop?
Oh, I'll be alright.
It was a lovely number. To bad
she left out the best part.
What part did she leave out?
The part...
Where her father makes it like he...
He doesn't know he did...
I get all chocked up when I hear...
Do you mind if I borrow your man?
No, I won't.
Life's a drag daddy-o.
Let's make it.
Oh, thanks you, but I'm with her.
No daddy-o, you're with "it".
Come on, honey.
Buzz over to my "hive".
Just watch my hand closely.
Nooo, you're watching too hard.
Just cool it man, cool it.
See.
- There we go.
- Crazy.
I can young man. I see you very well.
Kreton, you were just wonderful.
Oh, it wasn't anything.
Sometimes you do things
and your not really aware what's going
on because your just doing...
Ellen, what are you doing under the table?
- I've had it!
- This is ridiculous.
Shave my beard and call me normal!
Let's go!
Oh I didn't mean it!
Don't be scared!
I didn't...
Wait a minuet. I...
Kreton, will you come down from there?
I'm sorry, Ellen, I guess Mr. Delton
saw more than I figured.
What are those cars doing over there?
That's inspiration point.
Don't they have a lover's Lane
where you come from?
Oh no. We gave that up a long time ago.
Along with mahjong and community singing.
Would you like to go over and...
Park for a while?
Yeah, that might be interesting.
Hey, kill the lights!
Turn them off!
Turn off those lights.
They're just sitting there
and they're not even talking.
The reason they're not talking
is because they're cuddling.
Look at that gorgeous moon.
Doesn't the moon mean anything to you?
Of course.
Last stop for gas before Mars.
The moon Kreton, spells romance.
That boy and that girl they're kissing.
The moon did that.
Well now?
Why don't you try it and find out?
That's a splendid idea.
I'll run over and ask them.
Kreton, theirs no need
to make such a long trip.
Stay here.
I believe I will try it.
It is sanitary but it isn't as much fun.
I'd better get rid of that old barrier.
Oh, I like that.
You know something?
We're going to do that again.
That's what he think.
Kreton this will never do,
there isn't any "oomph".
On the contrary, I felt a definite
ping in my left vertebrae.
Let's have another whirl at it.
Great.
- Oh boy.
- Another ping?
And a pong and a wing ding dong.
It's the real thing.
I'm in love.
Exactly as I anticipated.
- He's become an earthling.
- What a wonderful feeling, Ellen.
He asked for it and I'm
afraid he's going to get it.
- What was that?
- I must have blown a fuse.
- Ellen, do you know why...?
- All my fault,
I should never have let you kiss me.
Well, Ellen, don't worry, I-I'm
gonna do the right thing.
I'm gonna ask your father,
for your hand in marriage.
Marriage?
For my hand in...?
Kreton, do you realize
has what you're saying?
Well of course I realise, Ellen.
And all the time you thought was a cad.
Well, coming up?
No, I think I'll go get some hot milk,
or cold milk or something.
I'll see you in the morning, Kreton.
Happy, Ellen?
Well, not exactly happy. I'm...
More ecstatic. Yeah, me too.
I'm floating on air.
I heard that outer-space
carpetbagger.
- Are you?
- Of course not, darling.
I just don't want to hurt his feelings.
What about my feelings. I'm human too.
What do I mean "too", he's not human.
Lord knows what he is.
Well, whatever he is, Kreton
is kind and sweet and nice.
Oh Conrad, what am I going to do?
that's what your gonna do.
- We're going to elope.
- Oh, Conrad.
Just as soon as I finish this sandwich.
You know Rags? Ellen and I are
really meant for each other.
It's really true love.
I know Ellen and I are
from different worlds,
that shouldn't be an obstacle.
Personally don't believe
in mixed marriages.
- Look at me.
- Why, you look just fine.
Fine? My mother was a Mexican chihuahua
and my father, a Labrador retriever.
How'd you like to walk around
with a warm nose and a cold tail.
Oh Rags, goodnight.
That poor earthling, Conrad.
He thinks he's going to elope with Ellen.
But I know better.
That's what he thinks.
And you know what's funny, Rags?
Mr. Delton doesn't have the slightest
That's what he thinks.
Mr. Delton thinks that falling
in love will get me into trouble.
That's what he thinks, boy is he wrong.
That's what he thinks.
Ta-ta ta-de-da de da
Da-da-da, da-da-da da
Good morning, dear.
Young ones not down yet?
Kreton, Conrad, breakfast is ready.
- Where's Ellen?
- I don't know.
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