Vuonna 85 Page #4

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who stole my ski poles.

The potato pieces taste delicious.

I saw the recipe on a cooking show

and changed it a bit.

A perfect Telemark landing,

or what do you think?

Hold it in. Let it go to your head.

You'll be happy you did.

No more! No more!

Next you'll do

the steps in Pyynikki.

The steps in Pyynikki

are a piece of cake.

You'll go down on a Stiga sledge.

Piece of cake!

My wife and I were

the first string in life.

We played so well together in love.

One mistake.

A penalty.

Palle.

There is no overtime in life.

Or if there is, -

it's sudden death and

you're in the showers.

Irmeli had soft hands.

The only thing I was left with

was my favorite team Tappara.

Tappara will never let you down.

Except now.

- Whose turn?

Yours!

- lives is the Finnish champion.

Where's Tommi?

What a guy.

This is Palle's bachelor party.

Mauno, go get him.

- Yeah, go get him.

Thanks and bye!

See you later.

He's the best man, goddammit.

I think he's envious.

For once it's him and not me.

It doesn't really matter.

The main thing is

that he'll be there tomorrow -

to hand me the ring.

Karoliina!

I'll be waiting for you

at the train station at midnight.

Stop by if you're around.

Mauno!

Push!

Did you find Tommi?

No.

He wasn't home.

It'll go to our heads

better this way.

Hell no!

- This way! This way!

To marriage!

- To marriage!

There's nothing without a woman.

I want it all.

A brick house.

- A brick house.

A dartboard.

- A dartboard.

A dog and children.

But you can still come watch sports

at our place anytime.

Sports!

You seem to be having fun.

Do you love me? - We're

getting married tomorrow, right?

No...

Do you really love me?

I do.

You're my wife.

Should we go to bed?

We have a long day ahead of us.

Let's go to bed.

- To bed! To bed! To bed!

You'll probably want to wipe

your fingerprints off.

Palle.

I don't know what to say

in a situation like this.

Mauno, what are you doing?

- We've been looking for you.

Shouldn't you ask yourself

the same question?

Be careful with the matches!

- You watch too many movies.

I saw you two.

- Huh?

The best man

is going to steal the bride.

Yup, yup. - Stay out of it.

It's none of your business anyway.

Don't play with fire.

You don't like cars, do you?

Get the hell out!

This is none of your business!

- That's right.

This is your business only,

Turmiola!

Hello?

Err...

Is... Tommi there?

He's in the shower.

- Oh.

Who was it?

- Wrong number.

Thanks for coming.

Make sure he'll be

at the church on time.

I have to go.

- Go.

Err...

I'd like to explain...

- Don't.

I think you got what you deserved.

Maybe some day

you'll realize what you lost.

You have the ring?

Yes.

They shot it with a bazooka.

This place will be like Lebanon

if we don't intervene.

Hi.

They say they have eye witnesses.

Congratulations!

You're late for the church, -

but you'll make it to the gig.

- Yeah.

I don't even have a guitar.

But I have to go. I promised.

But that'll be my last gig.

Mauno!

- Let him be.

He's leaving town anyway.

WEDDING. Tickets: friends 25 marks,

others 35 marks. No VIPs.

Tommi Turmiola.

Should we get a search warrant?

- No.

It won't be necessary.

I know whereto find him.

I came to tell you

that the cops are coming for you.

You're not going anywhere.

Personally I have

nothing against violence.

Good.

Dear wedding guests.

Thank you for celebrating -

the happiest day

in Karoliina's life.

And maybe also mine.

Tonight, for your listening

pleasure we have the band Kouros.

Straight from a Swedish cruise ship.

Please make sure

nobody crashes the party.

Once more.

A big round of applause for Kouros.

And moving on,

the next performer will be...

...Mauno Peppone.

It goes like this...

No. You have the guitar

upside down. - No, I don't.

Let me show you...

- Don't touch it!

Mauno! Mauno! Mauno!

Fine. Play what you want,

so we can go home.

Mauno! Mauno! Mauno!

Rock 'n' roll!

Try to keep up with me.

Palle and Karoliina,

this is for you.

Don't say anything.

I know ifs too late,

but I want you to know this.

Tommi was on his way to meet you,

but then Mauno blew everything.

All the best to you. I gotta go.

You're not going anywhere.

You're my best man.

Best man!

You're one hell of a best man!

To Lokomo machine shop!

O tempora o mores.

- More.

Goddammit.

Right.

Give me the freakin' soda gun!

Calm down.

Another time then.

Call the SWAT team and ask for

a couple of water cannons. - Roger.

Can you punch him one more time?

I'll shoot from a different angle.

- Sure.

Action!

Jyrki Boy!

Jyrki Boy!

Tommi Turmiola, come out!

You are surrounded.

Tommi Turmiola, -

you're under arrest

for destruction of state property, -

namely a police vehicle.

Hey!

Keep it.

Lauri, c'mon.

Even though the drama sucks,

the action is usable.

Let Tommi go.

He didn't do anything.

He confessed and we have witnesses.

No! It was me...

- Shut up for once and go!

Wait a second.

Get in the car. Drive.

Where to?

- The railway station.

He's your son.

- To the railway station.

Be a man.

Come see us some time.

Where's your car?

- I sold it.

Did you get a good price?

- Enough.

Enough for a guitar and

a one-way ticket to Stockholm.

Mauno's big dream of becoming

a rock star came true.

Hello, Tampere!

Inspector Peppone became

an honorary chairman -

of the Finnish Ski Association.

He hasn't been seen

since the 2001 doping scandal.

The Tappara fan got

Irmeli and his life back -

when Tappara won the Championships

in '86, '87, '88 and 2003.

Ruba collected the country's

biggest Betamax video library-

and opened a video rental store.

Business has been slow lately.

Big Gs dream became true:

beer is available

in convenience stores.

Jyrki Boy is Mauno's tour manager.

He solved the Rubik's cube in 1990.

After weighing things carefully,

Palle and Elina got back together.

The wedding video was reedited.

ll was almost finished after all.

Tommi and Karoliina proved

love defies time and place.

They got married

on a cruise to Sweden -

and surprised everyone with their

happiness and craziness.

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