Waiting... Page #10

Synopsis: It's the dinner shift at Shenanigan's. Dan, the clueless boss, assigns Mitch, 22, a trainee, to Monty, the smooth talker who chases girls for one-night stands. Dean, a waiter, also 22, feels that life is passing him by. Dan offers him the assistant manager job and gives him until midnight to decide. Other waiters, cooks, and bus boys have their issues and personalities. Bishop, the dishwasher, is their counselor. During this shift, Monty may learn something, Dean makes his decision, Dan makes a play for the not-yet-18 hostess, customers get their comeuppance, the guys all play the in-house homophobic flashing game, the gals demonstrate why they won't, and Mitch gets the last word.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Rob McKittrick
Production: Lions Gate
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
30
Rotten Tomatoes:
31%
R
Year:
2005
94 min
$16,101,109
Website
4,119 Views


to top the drama

Then I'll rape a llama

to top that drama

I'll eat that p*ssy

like Jeffrey Dahmer

I got a gat in my hand

A pound in my tighty-whities

A hit on my sh*t

will make your eyes Chinese

My wallets are thick

and here's the thing, you dumb b*tch

Even my come's rich

You f***in' retard

I'll pull your f***in' card

You ready, willin' and able

You call me f***in' fake

just because I bus tables

F*** you

I'll f*** your navel

Real thugs pop guns

You steal cable

I got more bush than High Times

More rhymes than LeAnn

Pull out my glock

Now you pee in your pants

It's your last chance, I'll cut your retinas

It's your last glance

Yo, b*tch,

you're f***ing worthless

And if you backstab me

I'll show you what a hearse is

You can't be fixed

by a hundred surgeons

I'll pull out my heater

and boom, bye-bye

Even when you're dead

I'm bustin' nuts in your eye

Sin, sin, sin

I'll stick a dildo in

While I'm hidin' in

the Shenaniganz' garbage bin

And with the other hand

I'll doodle on some napkins

F*** you with a loaf of bread

and make you cheat on Atkin's

- Ah, yeah.

- Oh, motherf***er.

I work at Shenaniganz

Blow me 'cause I'm an OG

So get the f*** out my dome

before I split yours

I used to have spit wars

and now I split whores in two

I am the walrus

Koo-koo-ka-choo

- So back up, sonny

- We got mad honeys

- We make much money

- And don't you dare laugh

'Cause this sh*t ain't funny

Squeeze the trigger

Now your head's all bloody

- We got new rides

- Now we'll flip the switches

- No more dirty dishes

- I'll steal people's wishes

And clock mad digits

Pump on a blot

and have sex with hot midgets

I love when your c*nt

is balder than Bruce Willis

Nick and T-dog, motherf***er

We the illest

Peace out,

b*tch-ass motherfuckers.

Get the f*** out

of my f***in' face.

- Get the f*** out of my f***in' face.

- B*tch-ass motherfuckers.

Oh, yeah!

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Rob McKittrick

Rob McKittrick (born August 31, 1973) is an American filmmaker whose directorial debut was the 2005 independent film Waiting..., starring Ryan Reynolds. He also wrote the sequel to the film, Still Waiting... (2009). more…

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