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Synopsis: A town of Blaine, Missouri is preparing for celebrations of its 150th anniversary. Corky St.Clair, an off-off-off-off-off-Broadway director is putting together an amateur theater show about the town's history, starring a local dentist, a couple of travel agents, a Dairy Queen waitress, and a car repairman. He invites a Broadway theater critic Mr. Guffman to see the opening night of the show.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Christopher Guest
Production: Sony Pictures Classics
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
71
Rotten Tomatoes:
91%
R
Year:
1996
84 min
1,868 Views


I'm trying to get...

it's very rare...

the one... the action figures

fordas boot,

'cause i love to do that

whole claustrophobic thing

inside the sub

where they're, you know,

"das kande,

das mushtenstein."

That whole german thing.

Can't speak german,

but it sounds like

sort of a bunch

of barnyard animals,

"muck, muck, muck,"

making that noise and sweatir.

Uh, over here,

these are my big heads,

i call 'em, starting

with anthony michael hall,

one of the brat packers.

In fact,

in the background there,

there's andrew mccan'thy.

Over here, some new lunchboxes

we've gotten in,

the remains of the day

lunchbox,

and the kids,

they're just having

such a good time

with these, you know.

Kids don't like

eating lunch at school,

but if they're got

aremains of the daylunchbox,

they're a whole lot happier.

Captioning made possible by

warner bros.

Captioned by the national

There's

not much pleasure

But not much pain

'cause

nothir ever happens

Zero ever happens

Bupkiss ever happens

In...

Blaine

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Christopher Guest

Christopher Haden-Guest, 5th Baron Haden-Guest (born February 5, 1948), usually simply known as Christopher Guest, is a British-American screenwriter, composer, musician, director, actor, and comedian who holds dual British and American citizenship. Guest is most widely known in Hollywood for having written, directed and starred in his series of comedy films shot in mock-documentary (mockumentary) style. Many scenes and character backgrounds in Guest's films are written and directed, although actors have no rehearsal time and the ensemble improvise scenes while filming them. The series of films began with This Is Spinal Tap (directed by Rob Reiner), and continued with Waiting for Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration, and Mascots. Guest holds a hereditary British peerage as the 5th Baron Haden-Guest, and has publicly expressed a desire to see the House of Lords reformed as a democratically elected chamber. Though he was initially active in the Lords, his career there was cut short by the House of Lords Act 1999, which removed the right of most hereditary peers to a seat in the parliament. When using his title, he is normally styled as Lord Haden-Guest. Guest is married to the actress and author Jamie Lee Curtis. more…

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