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you are no king,

for you are an insecure coward.

Enough.

I said enough.

Shut up!

What are you guys doing?

That's not even

part of the scene.

You're gonna ruin this sh*t.

I now declare

each and every one of you

a free member in society.

Live and let live.

Shall we rejoice?

Come forth and fight me

for your love.

Ooh!

Come fight me

for what you think you deserve!

Uccellini!

Hansel.

Thank you, kind sir.

What the f***, drew?

Go f*** yourself.

Ow.

You know jujitsu?

This is meditative

mixed martial arts.

Now relax.

Eee!

Yeah!

And it came to pass,

Hansel had defeated

the evil king.

The darkness had moved out

and made way for the sunshine.

A new day has arrived!

The end!

What are you doing?

Ah.

Hugo, baby,

thank you so much for coming.

Teddy, that was glorious.

I swear, I believed

you were a lumberjack.

- Really?

- Oh, my goodness.

It was just...

I told you that class

is like amazing.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I really didn't.

- I forgive you.

- Yeah?

The point is

that you're here now.

Yeah, all right.

You just mean so much to me,

honestly, like...

Hey, you all have three seconds

to get on the ground

or you will be tased!

- No one move!

- Him again.

- What's your explanation, boy?

- I have no explanation!

And who's this young lady

behind you?

- She's my girlfriend.

- Don't lie to me, boy!

You can't get something

that hot!

I swear to god.

She's my girlfriend. Tell him!

- I don't know him.

- What the f***?

- How much did you pay her?

- It's on, it's on.

All rise for

the honorable judge Martinez.

These geniuses were

charged with Grand Theft Auto.

Luckily for them,

I finally passed the bar exam.

You may be seated.

Hey, drew. Tell the judge

to go f*** himself.

No, don't do that.

Don't tell him that.

Hello, your honor.

In today's case, 1009,

the people versus

Starmaker academy,

we'd like to enter

a plea of not guilty.

And had them demoted.

I know!

It's all because of you.

This is all your fault,

we're in this situation.

- I told you, I told you.

- This one's no good.

Boulevard horny,

scene donkey dick, take three.

Teddy finally got

his anger under control...

Hey.

Once he found his true calling.

Okay, I think he's ready.

Let's bring in the real talent.

I am the real talent.

- No, no, no, no.

- Are you ready for me, big boy?

I think he's still too cold.

I want you to take his ass

outside and warm it up.

Time to warm your ass up,

b*tch boy.

That dick looks good

on you, girl.

And action!

And Rubisio?

Well, let's just say

Karma is alive and well.

Ugh.

Hey, Charles,

I think we just found

the new face for our company.

Nikki Morehead.

Find her.

Nikki became

the official spokesmodel

for non-virgin airlines.

Hannah! I thought

we were meeting at sag.

Yeah, I figured I'd pick you up.

That way we can carpool.

- Besides, I missed you.

- Thanks, babe.

All in all, I'd call this

a happy ending.

Mm-mm-mm.

Even for Nate.

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