Walk of Fame Page #7
- Year:
- 2017
- 93 min
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Ohh! Rubisio?
He's just so gross. Ugh!
Hey, look, I knew it.
I got the gift, my friend.
The gift?
Yes, the gift of intuition.
We could've had
an oreo cookie, brother.
- Nikki's white.
- I don't give a sh*t. I'm black.
Okay, so I got one double vodka
and one straight cognac
and a watermelon wedge.
Watermelon?
F*** is jungle juice, man?
Hmmm...
Come forth.
Hi, Hansel.
Um, is drew here?
He is without presence.
Does that mean he's not here?
Do you know when he'll be back?
I do not.
I also do not know who you are.
This is Hannah.
She's part of our acting class.
and she offers her left.
Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I can't use my right side
of my body.
Because you choose not to move
this side of your body.
No, actually,
it's not by choice.
A beautiful girl
who is a nonconformist.
The magnitude
of such copious assertion
is far too sagacious
for me to comprehend.
Therefore, I hesitate
to articulate
with any degree of accuracy.
Wait.
I worked my ass off to be
the best actor in this biz,
but I can't change who I am.
I can't change
the way I was born.
I think you just need
to stay positive, Teddy.
How do you know there's not
a movie being written right now
about a leading man
who's also a little person?
What does that have
to do with anything?
I'm talking about dealing with
the backlash of discrimination.
Well, as a little person, right?
No, you idiot, as a homosexual.
- Sh*t!
- Okay, all right.
When I first started,
I was a total basket of nerves,
but then I just let
the adrenaline take over
and unleashed my beast,
just like Evan taught us.
Oh, god, you guys.
I-i gotta go.
- What?
- My ex. My ex is in there.
I can't deal with this
right now.
I think I know
what you need, Teddy.
Let me go.
Yeah?
Tell me to let you go,
or I'll hold you like this
all day, woman.
Let go of me, you a**hole.
I'm warm, I'm warm.
Freeze, pervert!
You have three seconds
to put that child down
or you will be tased!
You again?
Oh, sh*t.
No! What? No!
First, girl scouts,
now little handicapped boys?
What? No!
You are sicker than I thought,
you sick little pervert!
Teddy, tell them.
It's a misunderstanding.
Officers, I'm 26 years old.
He's just helping me so I could
go inside and blow 'em away.
- What?
- Oh, sweet Jesus.
It's okay, little boy.
You don't have
to blow anyone today.
I'm not a little boy.
You can go shove that
up your black ass.
God! Teddy, are you okay?
Step back or you will be tased!
- Who are you?
- My name is Hugo.
What the hell
are you doing here?
I was inside just having
skinny girl edition,
and I saw this beast
manhandling my little Teddy.
Are you this little boy's
father?
No. He use to be my lover.
He was amazing.
He would get to places
you never...
Oh, my god.
You know your friends are gonna
be at that showcase tonight.
- Apparently.
- You're supposed to be there.
What do you think they're gonna
say when you don't even show up?
- How do you think they'll feel?
- Who cares?
Anything else?
No, thanks.
Look, that's messed up, drew.
If you say
you're gonna do something,
then, man, you gotta do it.
All your peeps
are gonna be there
while you're sitting
at a dive bar.
Come on.
Let's go.
I'll take my watermelon.
Little boy,
I'll be right back for you.
We will find your parents
today, sweetheart.
Don't either of you
move a muscle!
- Let's go, rookie.
- You gonna pin me down?
I unleash beast.
Let's go! Hurry up!
I no wanna miss showcase.
You guys just go without me.
I can never keep up.
Yeah, right.
Let's saddle up, dudes.
Oh, my god, Teddy!
What the hell is happening?
Stop being such a queen.
I'll be fine. Leave me alone.
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to the showcase.
- I gotta unleash my beast.
Shut up, Hugo.
Don't you die on me!
Okay, I don't even know
how to turn this thing on.
Honestly, I never driven
one of these.
I've never even
ridden a bicycle. Sh*t!
Ladies and gentleman,
please allow me to introduce
the one and the only
star-studded ensemble,
I give to you...
The Starmaker academy!
Once upon a time
in a land far, far away
lived a very selfish king.
I am both intelligent
and handsome.
Are there any men
greater than me, my loves?
Your greatness
goes unparalleled, my love.
You are the greatest king
in all the land.
And that is why I shall
wed even more wives.
A male specimen of this caliber
shall not be hoarded
for I desire more wives.
May we ask that you
not take another lover,
for we are beginning to feel
like just a number, my love?
A**hole.
Heidi, my queen,
you have always been
the quiet one in the group.
I suggest you keep quiet,
or I'm gonna toss your ass
out of this castle
and into
the urine-filled streets.
Cold.
Why don't you have
a car again, Nate?
You might find it funny, drew,
but the environment is no joke.
Let me get off this thing.
F***ing segues.
One of the king's guardsmen
appears,
bearing news
of a recent discovery.
King Rubisio,
Grant thy servant Liberty
to speak freely
to thy greatness.
Yes, my guardsman, but first,
who is the most handsome king
in all of the land?
You are, king Rubisio.
Though my gate does not swing
in that direction,
I am confident enough
to compliment.
Why have you come bothering me
and my lucky concubines?
Your warriors have returned,
good sir.
They have come
bringing you a new wife.
Send them in, my guardsman.
Hello, my good king.
We've returned from our travels
and brought to you
the beautiful woman
in all of the land.
Whoa. I thought I was
the most beautiful queen.
Silence!
Hold this.
Bring forth the prisoner
and let me examine her myself.
Well, what do you think?
Is this object of affection
pretty enough
for the king of all kings?
Pretty enough?
Are you serious, Rubisio?
Hannah's way too hot for you.
She doesn't deserve
a jerk like you.
Shut up, you idiot.
That's not part of the scene.
Tell it to someone who cares.
Warriors, come forth
and put this moron in the hole,
for he has shown
great disrespect.
I will wed
this prisoner of love.
I shall make her
my concubine immediately.
Bring forth the priest.
Que se dice, my reverend.
Good day to you, my king.
thee has selected.
You are a lucky king.
I am a deserving king.
Now begin the ceremony,
for I am growing increasingly
anxious to bed down my new wife.
Please, king, have mercy on me,
for I love another man.
It is he I wish to live happily
ever after with, not you.
Silence!
You are now mine,
and you will forever be mine.
Continue with the ceremony now.
If no one objects to these two
wedding this day...
Unhand her!
Unhand my beautiful wife,
you filthy king,
for I have traveled a fortnight
to fend off this ferocious king.
But now as I stand before you,
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