Wanderland Page #3
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- 2015
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It'll only take a second.
I just...
I need to call a cab.
I can't tie up the business
line with personal calls.
What if I let everyone in here
make personal calls, hmm?
Okay.
Might I use your restroom?
Customers only.
I would like one scoop
of rum and raisin, please.
Plain or sugar?
Cup.
Uh, where do you think
you're going?
Bathroom.
I have to ring you up first.
You want me to wait and go in
the bathroom with my ice cream?
I have to ring you up first.
Fine.
Three seventy-nine.
I just realized that I left
my wallet somewhere, okay?
So you're not gonna buy it?
Well, I guess not.
What am I supposed
to do with this?
It's melting.
Excuse me?
I scooped this for you.
It's yours.
I didn't even touch it.
Just put it back.
Can I just put it back?
- Sure, you can!
- Then who's gonna want it?
That'd be like eating
someone else's chewed gum.
That's nothing like eating
someone else's chewed gum, sir.
Mom!
[woman] What is it, Donny?
He said he wanted
to use the bathroom.
I told him the bathroom
is only for paying customers.
- Okay, slow down.
- But he said he's gonna buy ice cream.
- But then he said he doesn't want it.
- Slow down.
But now, it's melting!
- Donny...
- I don't know what to do!
In the freezer.
[exhales]
You say you lost your wallet?
Look, I don't even care
about the ice cream.
I just came in here to try and use
the phone so that I can call a cab,
which is irrelevant now
because I don't have a wallet!
Do you need the freezer too?
No!
I'm fine!
So you wanted an ice cream
to make you happy?
No, I only ordered
the ice cream
because otherwise Donny wouldn't let
me use the customers only bathroom.
Donny, soft liquor.
Now, you let this poor boy
who's had a difficult night
go and use our potty.
Thank you.
[toilet flushing]
Everything come out all right?
From the speed of things,
it was number one.
Yep.
Come join us for a treat.
Uh, no, I'd love to,
but I really gotta go.
I thought Donny told you that our
facilities are for customers only.
Join us.
Great.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Aah.
Aah.
Mmm.
Good, isn't it?
Creamy.
Mm-hmm.
Take another.
You know what?
I got this.
Oh.
- If you don't mind.
- [chuckles]
Mmm.
You know what?
This was...
Mmm. This was great.
Thank you.
Are you two friends?
Yeah. Yeah, we're friends.
Guess you're in the gang now.
[chuckles]
Donny doesn't have
many friends
what with taking care of the
store and taking care of me.
When Donny's daddy died,
it was just us.
So he doesn't get much
of a chance to get out.
That's too bad.
So I can tell
you ain't from these parts.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to get
so I can find a person that knows
the address where I'm staying.
[sighs]
A party. That sounds fun.
Yeah, maybe Donny
can come with you.
I don't know about that.
You said you were friends.
And if you take Donny here,
you could use our car.
[ice cream truck jingle playing]
How do you turn
this thing off?
It doesn't turn off.
It's stuck.
[man] One or two?
Excuse me?
One way or round trip?
This costs money?
Yeah. This costs money.
Seventeen for a round trip.
Sh*t!
You don't have any cash,
do you, Donny?
Awesome.
Thanks.
[ferry horn blowing]
We're sailing.
We're sailing!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Hi.
All right, we'll get in
there, just be quiet,
try and blend in
until I find this lady.
Just follow my lead.
[indistinct chatter]
[soft music playing]
Hi.
- Um...
- [music stops]
I... um...
I'm sorry. I didn't...
mean to crash your gathering.
Um, I was...
I was told I could find
a girl named Elspeth here.
[woman] A girl?
Exactly how old
do you think Elspeth is?
I'm sorry. I mean, a woman
named Elspeth.
I think this guy
saw a lot of ladies
and thought he was
gonna get some action.
[strumming]
Donny?
Donny, put it down.
[Alex] Donny?
Back some years in
Salt Lake City
A cake walk
At the church
Children ran free
On the hollow way
All the names
Of the streets have changed
Now they are
Dryin' up the lake
That once named the town
Oh, I need
A miracle now
Yes, I do, Lord
Oh, I need
A miracle now
What?
[woman] You were
looking for me?
Elspeth?
Charles told me that
I could find you here.
[inhales]
Tender Buttons?
In his 70s,
he's about this tall.
I know what Charles looks like.
Miniature Schnauzer.
Really?
I don't see that.
He has a Miniature Schnauzer.
Puppy cup.
Okay, I get it.
[chuckles]
I get it. Um...
He said that Lisa Leonard
was a friend of yours.
I wouldn't really
call her a friend.
But you know
where she lives, right?
She's not here
this weekend.
I know that.
Actually, I'm staying
at her place
but I just,
I forgot her address...
How do you know her?
How do I know her?
We go way back.
[inhales]
Back to Jackie Gleason.
Jackie Gleason?
Yeah.
I rescued him
when he was a kitten.
You rescued Jackie Gleason?
Yes, I did.
You look harmless.
Thank you.
Okay.
It's 47 3 Ponds Road.
Thank you so much, Elspeth.
You have no idea.
You're welcome.
[ice cream truck
jingle playing]
- You sure this is right?
- Yeah.
Yeah, it says we're here,
47 3 Ponds Lane.
I'm sure her place is right
around here... somewhere.
I shouldn't drive down there.
That's how my car
got screwed up.
I'll just walk.
You know how to drive, right?
Yeah.
I'm not a kid.
So do you wanna go
to another party sometime?
Well...
I'm not out here
that often.
How often?
Never again.
Okay.
We're still gonna
be friends, though?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's your e-mail address?
I don't have that.
Pen pals?
Pen pals?
Okay.
What's this?
Well, the ladies want me to
come to their gatherings now.
Do they?
Well, look at you, Donny.
You're kidding me!
God!
[mumbling in frustration]
Sh*t!
[train horn honking]
Jesus.
Oh. Uh, hey!
Hello? Hi. Excuse me.
Yeah, uh...
I'm lost,
and I was hoping
maybe you could help me
find where I am.
Come aboard.
We'll see if we can help.
Oh. Oh.
Thank you so much. I just
feel like I'm going...
crazy.
Welcome to the club.
Dan Tanner.
My wife, Sandy Tanner.
Charmed.
Coffee?
No, no, thanks.
Um, look, I'm just trying
to get to 3 Ponds Lane.
It's supposed to be
next to the beach.
By the beach?
You are nowhere
by the beach, my friend.
We're at bay side here,
miles away.
No. No, that's not possible.
The GPS in the car
told me I'm right there.
Ah, these things don't tell you
anything about the real world.
But don't worry.
I've got maps.
[Sandy chuckles]
He's really good at maps.
Come have a seat.
Oh, I couldn't.
Look, I'm... I'm sorry
to bother you guys.
Oh, we were already up.
Wow. You guys
stay up late.
We always wake up
with the sunrise.
Wait, it's almost dawn?
No, no, no.
Hours to go.
Uh, sunrise is at 5:47.
We like to make love
before dawn. It's just...
so much better that way.
Mm-hmm.
[hums dramatic tune]
I think I've solved
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