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hookers, and on meth?
And then they show their tits for
no reason. How would that work?
I think you're joking,
but if you could do that, that would
be very interesting for us.
Yeah, very interesting.
And if I do get the promotion,
then what?
I have to work more hours
at the job I hate.
Wow, you're really bumming me out,
man. I hate this job, too.
Wait, what's going on?
Feds got in at 5:00 this morning.
Seized everything.
Georgie! Man with the plan.
I am going to take a little rain
check on our chit-chat.
Company shutdown effective
immediately.
Did I just get wink-point
shitcanned?
What are you doing here?
How did HBO go?
Well, they're passing on this one,
but they are definitely interested
in not seeing my other projects,
so it turns out I can't fly.
Why are you not at work, George?
Oh! I got fired.
You want to sell?
Well, my work situation
has changed a little.
Look, I'm going to be completely
honest with you guys.
The market has dropped.
We just bought it.
You said it was a good investment.
I think you said that.
You said that!
In any case, it doesn't
matter who said it.
Nobody's buying studio
apartments right now.
It's a microloft.
Okay, let's just grow up and
call things what they are.
It's a studio apartment.
I knew it!
Even if you could sell it,
it would be at a loss.
You're not seeing that money again.
As soon as we can get
back on our feet,
we'll talk about coming
back to New York.
Right now my brother
has offered me a job
and Atlanta's the best
place for us to be.
They call it "Hot-lanta!"
Isn't that funny?
You're so obsessed with your Joe's
Coffee. It had to be Joe's Coffee.
It's great f***ing coffee!
We are f***ed, we are f***ed!
We're f***ed! George, stop!
That's how much you made
last year, $800.
You know what? I think you
like that I don't work.
How could you let this
happen to us?
Eight hundred dollars!
I didn't mean it. I was upset.
Yes, I meant it! I
told you, you did!
Oh!
You were the one that
said, "Let's look
"in the West Village to
buy an apartment. "
I'm turning on the music!
Don't turn on that music.
Cock.
I can't be in this car
anymore! Jesus Christ!
I just can't. We've got
to stop somewhere.
Fine. Okay.
I'm just really tired, okay?
I said "fine," all right?
Just quit selling me
after I said yes.
Elysium Bed and Breakfast,
Oh, my God, it's just a shack
and it's closed. I'm going
to scream, George.
It's a fruit stand.
Hold on, what's down that road?
"Elysium. Dreams dispensed daily.
Bring your own container. "
I just hope they have a bed.
If they didn't, it would probably be
called "Elysium just Breakfast. "
Does everything have to
be a joke, George?
Are you looking for the B and B?
It's another half mile.
You can't miss it.
Thank you. Thank you.
Leave? Yeah.
Back up, back up, back up.
No, no, no.
He's following us!
What does he want?
Honey, he's coming after
us! Oh, my God!
What does he want? I don't know!
He wants to chop us
up into 100 pieces
to make a suit out of our skins!
I don't know. Just back up faster!
The Bed and Breakfast is the
other way! The other way!
Hurry! What are you doing?
Oh, my God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Are you guys okay?
Oh, boy.
There is nothing we can do
about it until morning.
But we'll take care of you.
My name is Wayne, by the
way. I'm a nudist.
Yes, we noticed your penis earlier.
Touch!
I'm sorry?
Don't be sorry. It means "good
evening" in Swedish.
I studied economics in Stockholm.
But don't worry, I'm
not going to be
throwing Swedish at you all night.
"God afton" is pretty much
all I can remember.
But there I go, running
off at the mouth again.
Some people call it "verbal diarrhea. "
I just call it "word sh*t. "
I'm a butterfly!
I've got wings!
Grisham is a butterfly.
I'm really a boy.
Okay, that will be our
secret. All right!
He thinks I didn't hear what
you just said, but I did.
flip-de-doo at the ravine.
Probably trying to back
out because they
thought I was some kind
of naked weirdo.
No. Yeah.
Do you have a room?
Do you remember downstairs
a minute ago
when you asked if I had a room?
Does this answer your question?
Yeah, I guess it does.
Completely.
I'm Kathy, by the way.
I'm Linda. That's George.
Hello.
"George," huh?
If you're George, then where's
John, Paul and Ringo?
Ah.
Where are they? Did you bring them?
No, I didn't bring them.
Not even Ringo?
Nope.
You know I'm kidding,
right? I do, yeah.
We're really tired, Kathy.
Okey-dokey.
Thank you, though. God afton.
What is that?
I thought it was you.
Me, doing what?
Please, baby. I'm so tired.
Oh, God.
I beg of you.
Please make it go away.
You're my hero.
George?
George!
That's it, George!
Linda! Yes.
Kathy told me that you
had beautiful skin.
But she's a liar, because
it is luminous.
Thank you. Who are you?
My name is Karen.
I'm sorry if my hands smell like
tahini. I was just making some hummus.
Take it home!
This is much less aggressive
than clapping.
Try it, try it. Seriously,
it's better.
Babe, can I talk to you just
for a second, outside?
Did you smoke pot?
No.
Why did you just lie to me? I'm
not going to tell on you.
I had one hit. One?
I think it might be the best pot
I've ever had in my life.
You have to try this.
Hey, Rodney. What's up?
What's up? What's up?
This is Linda.
Hey. Here you go, beautiful.
Linda with the luminous skin,
it's so nice to meet
you. Thank you.
Did you know that all these
people, they live here?
This is a commune.
Isn't that crazy?
That's crazy.
I'm Rodney, I'm her husband.
He's an African-American.
Wow, you guys are really in love.
We are. We are just as much in love
as if we were the same color.
We actually had our wedding
ceremony right here
and Seth was our spiritual
officiant.
Who's Seth?
You haven't met Seth?
In a word, he's
a teacher, a guide, a coach,
a guru, a shaman.
He's everything.
Everything.
So, Seth is your leader?
No, no, no.
We have no leaders here.
Mother Earth is the only
leader we need.
You two must be the proud owners of
that upside-down people-mover
out in the driveway.
I'm Seth.
I'm George. This is Linda.
Hi. Hi.
Looks like you made
it out unscathed.
Not totally unscathed. Ow!
Feel it?
How do you feel?
I'm better, I think.
That's good.
We'll deal with those withholding
And you must be...
I'm Linda.
Linda.
Hi. Oh.
You smell like walnuts and suede.
Walnuts and suede.
Welcome to Elysium. Come on,
I'll show you around.
That's a God's eye. I made
it myself, last Kwanzaa.
I love what you've got going here.
Honest, I feel like I can breathe
for the first time in I
don't know how long.
It's incredible!
How long has the house been here?
with nine of my friends.
Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis, Ronny
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