Wanderlust Page #3
Shames, Danielle Meltser,
Janie Brody, Billy Marcus,
Glen Stover, Tony Piloski,
and Janice Woo.
Meet Carvin. He's kind of the
So, have you lived here
this entire time?
Yeah, ever since I bought
the place in 1971.
Right. With nine of my friends.
Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis, Ronny
Shames, Danielle Meltser...
Those are the names you just said.
Yeah. Billy Marcus, Glen
Stover, Tony Piloski...
Those are all people you've
already named.
So, you don't have
to say them again.
Any of those people
still live here?
No, no. They're mostly dead.
Pretty much dead.
I'm going to go to bed.
Good night.
Dead but not forgotten.
I mean, who knows how many days
any of us have left on this Earth?
Right.
That's why I choose to fill my
life with nature and laughter
and friendship,
love.
This is some commune.
"Commune"?
Boo, hiss. We prefer the term
"intentional community. "
When you hear the word "commune,"
you think of a bunch of hippies
sitting around, smoking
pot and playing guitar.
Hey!
I'm Eva! Hi!
I hear you guys are from New York.
Fellow New Yorker.
Oh!
Yeah.
What do you know?
We're from the West Village. Yeah.
Waverly and Christopher.
The best neighborhood!
I know!
I know New York is a great city
but I do not miss that
lifestyle at all.
It was just stress and BlackBerrys
and sleeping pills.
I used to drink a triple latte
every morning just to wake up.
I see your point,
but I kind of value
the sleeping pill
and the BlackBerry and the latte.
You know, you can really get
trapped in that web of
beepers and Zenith televisions
and Walkmans and Discmans,
floppy disks and zip drives.
Laserdiscs, answering machines
Wow, you know so much
about technology.
All right, the pond
behind the house
is just begging to be dipped in.
Skinny style.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, let's...
You're unbelievable.
Skinny style!
George! George! Jump in, George!
Atta boy, baby!
I cannot believe...
I'm naked! I'm naked!
I'm sorry. My bad.
A lot of magical things
have happened
since you walked through
those doors.
Amen. My menstrual cycle
started back up again.
Stop. What?
And I don't even have a uterus.
I mean, I have it. It's in a jar.
It's actually in the room
that you're staying in.
This is great, actually, because
to pack our uterus.
Hey, all right! I like your shirt.
Here.
No, man, I can't do that.
We share everything here.
Wow.
Who are these people?
I have no idea.
I'm just going with it.
God afton.
One! Two! Three!
Give it a nice push!
Oh, you guys.
Incredible night. Truly.
Do you take credit cards?
No, no, we all decided that
you paid us last night
with your friendship and honesty
and your stories.
I mean... That's so kind.
Do we get change back for that?
If we didn't need the money
so badly, we would insist.
Just remember, money buys nothing.
Nothing important, right?
No, no. Money literally
buys nothing.
I think you mean metaphorically.
No, literally. Nothing.
Literally, money buys most things.
No, nothing. Are you saying that...
I'm saying that literally, it...
No, but I'm saying, literally,
money buys nothing.
It buys nothing. You're right.
Money pays for nothing.
That's right.
But not literally. Honey.
And I don't want to hear that this
one slipped back into the world of
two-way pagers and VCRs and
The Arsenio Hall Show.
You can't express your feelings
a fax machine.
Oh, God.
I'm having a feeling.
Hey, man.
And the feeling is that
you guys should stay.
We can't.
Wow. That is so sweet.
You never hear that at Embassy
Suites, do you?
No, you don't.
Anyway, you don't have
to answer now.
Just suck on it for a while.
Yeah.
We'll mull it over.
Suck on it.
Wait!
I made this for you guys.
So you'll always remember Elysium.
Wow! What is it?
It's some sticks glued
to orange peels.
Bye!
L, George!
You the man! You the man!
Bye! We love you!
We love you!
Bye, guys!
Hi!
George and Linda! Oh, my gosh!
What happened? We were so
worried sick about you!
What happened?
What do you mean? We just
spoke an hour ago.
Oh, that was you.
I was too embarrassed
to say, "Who is it?"
There he is, my moron homeless brother!
Where's your cardboard box?
Get over here, I'm going to
fill up your soup bowl.
Come on, you lose your sense of humor
when you lost your apartment?
"But I want to stay in my apartment
"even though I can't
pay my mortgage. "
"I'm all upset. "
Linda, look at you, your
body is redonkulous.
Have you been working out? My God!
Rick, I think you're making
everybody uncomfortable.
Oh, everybody knows what I mean.
Hey, Tanner, come out here and say
hello to your aunt and uncle.
Hey, Tanner! Wow, you're so big!
So I'm not five years old anymore.
It's such a freaking shocker.
Funny. Yeah.
What a shithead.
What's that over there? Is
that a margarita machine?
Oh, yes, this is my new very best
friend in the whole wide world.
I have a little bit of
a SkyMall problem.
Do you want one? I can
make you one. Please.
We normally have a 4:30 ritual
and I always say,
"Why have 5:
00 when youcould have 4:
30?"Do you ever read SkyMall?
Yeah, when I'm on a plane.
Yeah. It's good reading.
Little more. Okay.
Keep going. Okay.
I thought you rented construction
equipment.
I do. Porta-Pottys.
What do you think, construction
workers hold it in all day?
Here's a little business model for
you, Mr. New York Fancy Pants.
They sh*t, I rake it in.
What, are you grossed out by money?
So, this is the new den,
and this is where I sit and
watch TV all day long.
Just wasting my life away.
Thank God for Wellbutrin, right?
I'm alone most of the time.
Rick work a lot?
Well, he entertains clients at
night or has affairs or...
I'm kidding, of course. Are you?
I have a dildo in here.
Feel free to use it and know
that it's clean because
I put it through the dishwasher
like Whoopi say to do.
Can we top these off?
Do you like hamburgers?
hamburgers this weekend.
I have mixed feelings
about being a parent.
Here you go, shithead.
Simple data entry.
Do they still use computers
in New York City?
Yeah. You want me to
enter this data?
Are you questioning me?
Don't question me.
Here, you're not my brother, you're
not my buddy, you're my employee.
Got it? Are you serious?
Am I serious? You're fired.
You're rehired, okay? Consider that
a warning shot. Get to work.
Paco, watch this guy, all right?
Do me a favor. Keep
your eye on Paco,
because I don't trust
these people, okay?
You're drinking already?
It's a mimosa. It's
a breakfast drink.
You know, it's kind of funny.
Because when we were kids, George
used to mooch off me.
And now that we're all grown up,
You win, Rick.
You got a big house, you're a big
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