Watch the Skies Page #7

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That's why they take the skins.

To wear them.

They're among us.

Oh, f***ing great.

And that damn thing's been to my house,

he knows where I live.

I think if that thing had wanted

us dead, we'd be dead, Bob.

So, we don't know

who is and who isn't an alien.

Bressman's one of them,

I guarantee it, 1000 percent.

Yeah, we should keep this quiet

until we find out who we can trust.

Right now, we can't trust anybody.

People are strange

when you're a stranger

Faces look ugly

when you're alone

What are you doing?

Back off.

Streets are uneven

when you're down

When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain

When you're strange

No one remembers your name

When you're strange

When you're strange

When you're strange

People are strange

when you're a stranger

Faces look ugly

when you're alone

Women seem wicked

when you're unwanted

Streets are uneven

when you're down

When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain

When you're strange

When you're strange

When you're strange

Have you guys been sleeping?

I haven't slept at all.

I'm not dealing with this well.

Anyone of these people

could be an alien.

Check her out.

It's like she's studying

some new discovery or something.

Some strange object.

Some weird, bizarre human... circle-fruit.

Looks like she's thinking,

"Can I ingest this?

"Should I put it in my flavor snout?"

Look at this piece of sh*t over here.

That alien hasn't learned

how to eat properly yet.

He's so primitive. So clumsy.

So dangerous.

There's that motherfucking Jason kid.

That's the kid that's all over

Chelsea's Facebook page.

Magnums?

There's no way your dick's that big!

Hey, hey. hey-

Bob. it's a family store.

There's no way his dick's that big,

that he needs to buy that sh*t.

Some people's are that big.

Otherwise they wouldn't sell

condoms like that.

He's right.

They're a big seller.

I swear to God,

I'm going to rip his dick off.

You're going to need two hands, Bobby.

Hello there, neighbor.

Jesus!

I'm so sorry, did I startle you?

It's good for you, though.

It gets the heart racing

and I know you like to stay fit.

In any case,

I just moseyed on over here...

to invite you to a little bit

of a gathering I'm having at my home.

A lot of interesting characters

will be in attendance...

and I think you might be interested

in them.

Um...

I'll think about it.

Don't think about it too long,

because before you know it...

Life's over.

Isn't that the truth?

Holy sh*t!

He's one of them.

I can't believe

I didn't figure it out earlier.

He's so creepy.

He's been spying on me.

He said I had nice skin the other night.

Get it? Skin.

You have incredible skin.

You don't have to brag about it.

No, the aliens rip off the skin.

Did you see

all the batteries that guy bought?

Nobody needs that many batteries.

Nobody from Earth, that is.

He said before we know it, life ends.

Maybe he thinks

you're getting kind of close...

and he wants to take you out.

This is what it's about. Tonight.

This is why we formed

the Neighborhood Watch.

I just have to grab my jacket.

Oh. Thank goodness.

It's the leader of the Neighborhood Watch.

Abby, what the f***?

I'm forming a little club, too,

and it's only got one opening...

-...and it needs to be filled.

- Do you have any water?

Oh, my God!

No. Go out, go out!

Is that Mrs. Evan?

- Is that your jacket?

- That's your wife?

It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Trautwig.

I'm Franklin.

I'm a dear friend of Evan's.

She doesn't care.

What? You're starting a club,

you want me to fill your hole?

- What's going on?

- Are you making fun of me?

Honey, I'm not making fun of you.

You look awesome.

It's just the timing is weird.

No, what's weird is that I

have to make an appointment...

-to have sex with my husband.

- No you don't.

And then he forgets and brings a bunch

of weird dudes over.

That little one saw everything.

Evan, come on!

I'm sorry. I forgot, I'm sorry.

Yeah. You forgot.

Give her some truth, pal.

She needs it.

What? What is that?

- Be that truth-teller, brother.

- I have no idea.

I don't even care. Just... here.

Go play with your friends.

Take your stupid jacket and go.

Please believe me, there are forces greater

than what we're talking about here...

that I can't explain to you.

That I promise I will explain

to you at a certain point...

but it can't be right now.

- Go!

- I'm sorry.

Honey, if I...

Come on.

Hey, it's beer.

- Are you serious?

- Do you want some?

Here we go.

Someone's coming.

Do you see that?

We don't know what that is,

but that's a couple.

Guys...

I definitely smell alien

all over this thing.

Bob, vibrate.

It'll be one second.

Hang on, one second.

Hello? What?

Are her parents going to be there?

Absolutely not!

What the hell are you talking about?

No.

Damn it, guys, I'm sorry.

We have to get out of here. Let's go!

What are you doing?

You're going to give away our position.

Okay, listen to me.

I have to fill you in quick.

Chelsea is on her way

to Mandy's house for a party.

Her parents are not there.

What I can gather

so far from Mandy's Facebook page...

is she's a total whore.

This is going to be

a full-blown f*** festival.

There is going to be touching and pulling.

There is going to be climaxing.

Chelsea's going to be there any minute

and I cannot allow that to happen.

I need you guys to come with me.

We need to put a stop to this.

Bob, what are you talking about?

We are literally at the possible doorstep

of an alien hive.

You're right.

We have to split up for a little bit.

Jamarky-Mark, you stay with the Evanator.

That's right.

Frankfurter, you come with me.

Me and my guy work well together.

So f***ing far ahead of you,

it's not even funny.

What? No! Franklin!

Franklin, you're not going anywhere.

Bob, your daughter

is not official business.

Our mandate is to pursue murderers,

and thieves, and aliens...

and anyone who threatens to tear

the fabric of this neighborhood apart.

My mandate, as a father,

is to pursue little pricks...

that try to tear the fabric

of my daughter's hymen apart.

Shh!

Don't you walk away.

Don't you dare.

Oh, I dare!

This sucks! This sucks!

shut up!

I'm a bird.

They can't hear me, idiot.

We're good. Let's go.

It sounds like somebody's

getting ripped apart in there.

Smells funky and musty.

Do you see anything interesting?

You okay? Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Hi, Paul.

Hi, Evan.

- Phew!

- You all right?

You scared us.

And who is this mountain of a man?

My name's Jamarcus.

Jamarcus.

Shall we?

Show time like cable

Get up an that table

I love your sexy body

And I know you like this paper

Bottles coming like

they got legs an 'em

The way I kill 'em, man

This beat will make 'em

wanna call the feds an me

Good, good night

Good, good night, night, night

Good, good night

Good, good night

Thanks for taking me here.

This is erotic as hell.

Big Bob, you got daughter

at 12 o'clock.

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