We Love You Page #8

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together.

Let's just end it right now,

like this.

Sorry.

Wait.

Wait, wait.

No, come on, Callie.

Stop.

I... it's my fault.

I can fix it.

Sh*t.

Dude, what is wrong

with you? Grow up.

- You're telling me to grow up?

- Yeah.

I don't care

if you read books

or know about art.

You're more of a child

than I am.

You're not even a person.

You're like a stupid

golden retriever

that everyone gives a pass to

because it's a dog

and it's an idiot.

This thing sucks,

by the way.

It makes everything taste

like metal.

Wow.

I liked her...

in the first time

in probably ever.

And you ruined that.

You tried to take her

from me

right here,

right in front of me.

And you would have done that.

Yeah.

I would have.

Yeah.

So in what way

are you my friend?

Everyone is wrong

And we just won't

be bothered

As they want us to go along

But we've

Got other plans and hopes

inside us

So we'll keep moving on

'Cause there is

no other way

We just don't belong

Here where all the words

and thoughts

Seem to lack color

We're still young in mind

We're still young

in mind

Hey, so thanks

for coming to meet me.

Yeah, of course.

I feel pretty stupid

and embarrassed

about the whole wedding thing.

Don't worry about it.

I want to show you something

real quick.

I, uh...

did a little artwork

in the back...

you know the background

of your aging app.

No way. Thank you.

Seriously, it looks awesome.

- Really?

- Yes.

Cool.

But here's the thing.

I'm starting to do

more painting,

and I need a website,

and I am no good at that,

and I was wondering if,

you know,

you could help me out

a little bit.

Yeah.

Of course.

I would love to help you.

All right. Thank you.

And I also have been thinking

that maybe you should just

ask Ed for your job back.

I mean,

he's a total softy.

He'll probably

give it to you.

And we all just

really miss you.

Maybe. I,

I don't know.

I think I might just, like,

try setting out on my own

and doing my own thing,

'cause, you know, screw bills, right?

Like, who needs water

and power?

Yes, electricity

is very overrated.

I do miss you too.

Send me a picture.

Come on.

"I like the new hairdo, Marta.

Now, what are you wearing?"

"Well, I'm wearing a suit now,

"but I might not be later.

"Oh, my goodness, those?

"Those are my favorite, baby.

I love those socks.

Ooh."

Oh. Uh...

Oh, come in.

Come in.

Hi, Ford.

Ed.

Look...

I wronged you,

and I'm sorry.

I'll do anything

to get my job back.

I'll do weekends.

And overtime.

Okay, I'll babysit

for you and Marta.

- We don't have a kid.

- Yet.

But the way you guys look at each

other? It's only a matter of time.

All right,

here's the deal.

Getting fired,

it made me realize

that I care about this job,

probably more than I was

willing to admit.

And when I put my mind to it,

I'm good at what I do.

I may not be

a creative genius,

but I know how to get

people's attention.

Plus, I'm one of the only

two guys in the world

who has been practicing

this pitch for weeks.

What about Noah?

He doesn't talk to me anymore.

Okay, so then

if someone clicks here,

then they can get

a link to your paintings.

Okay, I got it.

We're not done.

Do you want to see some of

the stuff I've been working on?

Sure.

So this is

my bad Banksy rip-off

that I made back when

I was young and impressionable.

So, you know,

like two months ago or so.

I mean, it's awesome.

Everything's awesome.

And I'm not

just saying that.

And I'm not just saying

that I'm not just saying that.

- Everything I'm saying is...

- So what are you saying?

You're a great... painter.

- You're a great painter.

- Thank you.

No, it's... yeah.

Thank you.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, yeah.

No, no, no, no.

I must say, I still think

Tight is your masterpiece.

Yeah.

Welcome to Buzzed.

We're thrilled

to have you here today.

We're really excited

about this campaign.

You're gonna flip.

So sit back, get comfortable,

and Ford here

is gonna take the lead.

Thanks, Ed.

You guys know the basic idea:

a sprawling, city-wide

scavenger hunt

called the Converse Course.

But then we thought,

"What is the basic essence

of this product?"

Shoes are boring.

Sneakers are iconic.

Converse is the new

rebel American icon,

but it's also more than that.

It bonds together

this generation

with its sports, hip-hop,

and punk rock forefathers.

Youthful idealism and fun.

It's a brand

grounded in friendship.

It's a sneaker of your everyday.

Those multiple meanings...

are what jump-started me

and my partner

when we came up with this.

You guys are staring

at me like...

okay, um...

I'll... I'll be right back.

We had enchiladas

for lunch yesterday, so...

So scavenger hunts.

As you may not know,

scavenger hunts

were invented by...

Canada.

What's going on?

Ed, I don't know.

I don't know

what got into me. I'm sorry.

Dude, is everything okay? 'Cause you

are blowing it out there, okay?

This is serious, Ford.

Look, I'll be fine.

Just go in there

and buy me some time, please.

Fine.

Just a couple minutes, okay?

But in those couple minutes,

whatever you need to do, do it.

All right, man,

I'm counting on you.

So what I was trying

to say is,

Converse is more

than just a name.

What I was gonna say is

a lot of stuff about i... icon...

Iconography.

Iconography.

But to be honest,

I don't know

what "iconography" means.

And that's why I'm here

to handle all that nonsense.

Great to meet all of you.

Noah Anders,

ladies and gentlemen.

Sorry I'm late.

I was just working on a little

last-minute concept art.

Uh, I think Ford here

has given you a good introduction

to our theme.

Now, the central premise

is this.

The Converse Course

is to be conquered

not by an individual

but by a team of two.

Each partner will simultaneously

take a different

but parallel path

through the city,

following the clues

and communicating with

each other along the way.

And only by combining

those clues

and working together

can they find the treasure.

It's a journey that requires

steady communication

and trust and perseverance.

The only way to find

the pair of golden Converse

is to first be

a pair of friends.

Heavens to Betsy,

that was incredible.

Oh, thank you, Ed.

I can't decide

which is more glorious:

your nuts or your noggin.

- Oh.

- So are you back for good?

Uh, no, this was just

a one-time thing.

Thank you for calling me.

Probably want to thank you.

Uh, no.

I want to say I'm sorry

about how I acted

at the wedding

and what I said.

You're not

a golden retriever.

You're a person.

Thanks.

I want to say sorry too,

for trying to steal Callie.

That was probably the

shittiest thing I've ever done.

Look, we got to find a way

to get past this, okay?

So I have an idea, which this is

gonna sound a little crazy,

but just go with me

on this one.

I think we should punch each other in

the face as many times as possible.

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