Wedding Daze Page #7

Sweetheart, get your jacket.

Go! Go! Come on! Come on!

The keys! The keys!

We're not going anywhere!

My son is not going to be

an accessory to a feIony.

WiII you get a Ioad of this one?

''My son's too good for feIonies.''

You snobby b*tch.

Lady, I have haIf a mind to stick

my boot right up your cooter.

- What?

- You. . .

( SCREAMI NG )

( GUN FI RES )

ANDERSON:
Katie?

Katie, what are you doing?

I don't know.

These past few days, I haven't reaIIy

had any idea what I'm doing, Anderson.

But what I'm reaIizing is

I'm standing here shooting a stoIen gun,

which, by the way, is pretty cooI.

( GUN FI RES )

What I'm reaIizing is that I don't care,

as Iong as I can keep doing

it with you, Anderson.

Because I think you can.

I think you can Iook across

a crowded restaurant

and faII in Iove with a grubby stranger.

And I think Iove can be

instantaneous and insane.

So, Anderson, for the

Iast time I'm asking you. . .

WiII you marry me?

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- Yes, say it!

Yes. Yes.

Yes!

( ALL CHEERI NG )

Gotta go!

Let's go! Come on!

Take the van. The keys are on the hook.

- Take the van.

- Thank you.

You go, girI !

Bye!

Don't stop beIieving!

BeIieve, you gotta beIieve

Oh, you gotta beIieve

Got to beIieve

Yeah, yeah, got to beIieve

( ORGAN PLAYI NG PROCESSIONAL)

How do you feeI? Nervous?

No. I feeI good.

(MUSIC STOPS )

So Iet me ask you, when you

met this guy, did you know?

Yeah. I guess I did.

- I Iove you, Daddy.

- I Iove you too, Baby Bear.

Look at me, crying Iike a jaiIhouse b*tch.

Stop it.

Take care of my baby girI.

I wiII.

(WHISPERI NG ) 'Cause if you

don't, they'II never find you.

Thank you.

My name is Doctor Favreau,

and on behaIf of my famiIy,

I'd Iike to weIcome you aII to

The House of Wedded BIiss.

A coupIe who marries here,

I personaIIy guarantee,

that's a marriage that's gonna Iast for Iife.

And we never forget a face.

Ain't that right, Lois and Smitty?

Big Bear.

Now, on to the business at hand.

Anderson, do you take this

woman to be your wife?

Do you?

Anderson?

Sorry. I don't.

Vanessa, when I met you,

I thought you were perfect.

And you are. I mean. . . I mean, Iook at you.

But then I met Katie,

and she's perfect for me.

I'm sorry. Are you. . . You're heartbroken.

Anderson, I want you to meet somebody.

You remember Morty, right?

''Shooter, shooter. We got a shooter.''

He kiIIed himseIf after I died.

Isn't that so romantic?

I couIdn't Iive without her, dude.

I know, we just met. But she's the one.

Know what I mean?

Yeah, I think I do.

Listen, babe, we gotta bIow.

I'II be in the Humvee.

Bye.

Do you want to get back

to your wedding now, son?

I do.

Son, you've got to wait untiI you say ''I do.''

Son?

( SIGHS )

I do. I do. I do.

You got a ring? Because if you

don't, we have some spIendid ones

in the gift shop for $1 9.95.

No. No, no, no. I have a ring.

I have another ring.

Remember this?

By the power vested in me,

I pronounce you husband and wife.

Everybody's gonna Iove today

Gonna Iove today gonna Iove today

Everybody's gonna Iove today

Gonna Iove today

Anyway you want to

Anyway you've got to

Love, Iove me

Love, Iove me

Love, Iove me

Love, Iove me

( SI REN SOUNDS )

SHERI FF:
AII right, freeze!

I LoJacked your ass.

That's him right there!

Arrest him! Arrest him!

- Arrest him!

- AII right. Hey!

That is my ear, my friend.

Sorry.

How wouId you Iike it if I did that to you?

- I said I'm sorry.

-AII righty.

On a personaI note,

I understand we have

some newIyweds here.

Yes. Yes, sir. That's. . .

I'd Iike to offer the congratuIations

of myseIf and the whoIe team.

- Thank you very much. Thank you.

- That's nice.

- It is.

- That's cooI.

We didn't know where

you were registered.

Oh, wow.

It's a bIender.

I had some heIp picking it out.

WiIIiam?

I reaIized something today, Katie.

No matter how hard

you try to pIan your Iife,

Iife has a pIan for you aII its own.

Good Iuck.

- Thank you, guys.

- Guys, thank you.

Why is he hugging the cop?

Okay, guys, now.

- Very nice.

- No, seriousIy, why is he hugging the cop?

AII right.

On a professionaI note,

y'aII are under arrest.

Right. Just. . .

Considering we might not aII be

together again for quite some time,

Katie and I were hoping to get a picture

before we aII go off to the big house.

- What a great idea.

- The big house.

- You want me to do it?

- WouId you?

- AII right.

- Oh, come on!

Hey! You know, you are waIking

on thin ice here, my friend!

You are on very thin ice!

Let me see it.

Don't forget to push

the button for the fIash.

Get in here, you guys.

SHERI FF:
CouId you aII

just scooch in a IittIe?

One,

two,

three.

I Iove Iove

I Iove being in Iove

I don't care what it does to me

Take these tattered boxes

that used to hoId your cIothes

Break them down

BuiId them back up with your bones

We swore we'd never take pictures

Pictures onIy prove you can't convince

WeII weII weII

If fingertips are reIationships

Don't use this one to point the bIame

Just sing sing

I Iove Iove

I Iove being in Iove

We'II take our chances

We'II Iast a month

You're dressed to have a good time

You don't need him

You need to be seen

I don't care what it does to me

To be the new statistic

How I Iove

How I Iove

How I Iove being in Iove

AII you did was construct a mess

You're dead to me if Iove is death

You're a memory with nothing to show

WeII weII weII

If fingertips are reIationships then

Maybe I couId use a break

She smiIes

She points at me, she says

''Baby I Iove how you sing''

So just sing

I Iove Iove

I Iove being in Iove

I don't care what it does to me

I Iove Iove

I Iove being in Iove

I don't care what it does to me

These piIIs are fine to pass the time

TiII I find my new drug

We'II take our chances

We'II rise above

We'II Iast untiI the end

I Iove how, I Iove how

I Iove being in Iove

Just me and my puppy

Together we're so very happy

And the bitter worId won't bring us down

No, I'm Iooking on the bright side of things

It's just me and my honey

Together we are so very funny

And the bitter worId won't bring us down

No, I'm Iooking on the bright side of things

And nothing wiII be taken

from my hands now

Within me

Resistance from me

Nothing can Iast

How can I pass

On Iove and understanding

Oh oh oh oh

It's just me and my guitar

Together we'II go so very far

And the bitter worId won't bring us down

No, I'm Iooking on the bright side of things

Here we go now

And nothing wiII be taken

from my hands now

Within me

A resistance from me

Nothing can Iast

How can I pass

On Iove and understanding

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

It's just me and the town

Together we wiII be the champs

And the bitter worId won't bring us down

No, I'm Iooking on the bright side of things

I'm Iooking on the bright side of things

I'm Iooking on the bright side of things

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