Weird Science Page #4

shower with them.

I did.

It's a mind scrambler!

Oh, hurts so good.

She took a shower

with them.

I have a wonderful

idea, Henry.

After dinner, let's

stop by and visit Wyatt.

He's alone

at home tonight.

Doesn't he have

anything to read?

I don't know, dear,

but nothing's more

important to a teenage boy

than his grandparents.

We'll drop by.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah! Woo!

I'd like to apologize

for the Ice today at the mall.

It was very immature.

I'm sorry.

It was just,

like, tomfoolery.

We are sorry.

It happened.

What's the deal

with Lisa?

Can we borrow her?

We can't do that, guys.

Common decency

prohibits us.

We can't.

It's not cool.

Well, she said

it was cool.

We can't take advantage

of her loyalties.

That's really

selfish.

Just forget it, guys.

We can't do it,

you know?

Come on.

Quit being pricks.

Hey, come on.

Regardless of what

she may have told you,

our feelings for Lisa

run very deep.

So do ours

for Deb and Hilly.

It's respect, the time

you spent together.

You guys deserve them.

We want to make

a deal with you.

Let us have

a crack at Lisa

and Deb and Hilly

are yours.

Can you guys

keep a secret?

Sure.

A secret?

Look again.

It's Gary.

No, no.

It's our boy, Gary.

He's our

I don't know

what the hell you're

talking about, Lucy.

I feel

like an a**hole.

This had better work.

This is just

the blueprint.

You like it?

Bigger tits.

Bigger tits.

Go, go, go, go!

Give him

the knee shooters.

What the hell's

going on here?

Excuse me, Arthur.

It's Art.

Excuse me, Art.

Oh, sh*t.

Aah!

Weird

Weird science

Eddie and Grandpa

are working on

a new project.

They're working on

a robot.

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

What's going on?

Turn this thing off!

You'll love it!

I'm shitting

in my pants!

Weird science

Ooh

Weird

Ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

weird science

Ooh

Ooh

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Whoa!

Aah!

Aah!

It worked.

You had to be big shots,

didn't you?

You had to show off.

People will like you

for what you are,

not for what

you can give them.

In your race

for power and glory,

you forgot

one small detail.

We forgot to

hook up the doll.

You forgot to

hook up the doll.

Something's going on here, Carmen.

I have a feeling

we won't approve, Henry.

A missile!

A missile

in my house, Gary!

This puppy's

for real, all right.

It was an accident.

It happens...

Accident my ass, Gary!

My parents and Chet

will freak out!

They'll sh*t egg rolls.

Get out!

Get out! Scat!

Out! Disgusting tramps!

You, you, you...

hosers!

Out! Out!

Stop that!

You shouldn't walk

into somebody's house

and hit people

with your hat.

This is

my daughter's home.

Who are you?

I'm a close personal

friend of your grandson's.

Henry,

call the police.

I'll have you

incarcerated.

Here's the deal...

Gary and Wyatt... they

created me on their computer.

I'm not going to listen

to this baloney.

He doesn't stand

for baloney.

Do you mind waiting?

I won't be a moment.

Have you ever?

Never.

Wyatt, your grandparents are downstairs.

Okay. Thanks, Lis.

Lisa!

Yes?

Where are

my grandparents?

Your kitchen

is blue.

Want to try one?

Where are

my grandparents?

They're all

taken care of.

You're going to

love this one.

Are they all right?

They're fine.

They're

better than fine.

They're not aging

anymore.

See? They're smiling.

If any more of his relatives drop by,

we'll be upstairs

in the bathroom.

Those guys really need

some self-confidence,

a challenge...

Something that'll bring out

their inner strength

and courage.

I'm so bloody clever.

Now!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Arrggghhh!

Ha ha ha ha!

This Bud's for you.

Arrggghhh!

This party's lame, Max.

What about the girls?

Girls, shmirls.

Aaah!

Aaah!

Lisa.!

What's going on?

Aaah!

Arrggghhh!

Aaah!

Oh!

Oh!

Gary!

Gary, listen to me.

There are motorcycles

in my house!

There are killer mutants

in your house, okay?

Screw the house.

Screw the house.

Aaaaahhhh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Guys, you have

uninvited guests.

Ask them to leave.

They're getting

pretty rowdy.

Ha ha ha ha!

This is

an excellent chance

for you to prove your

bravery and courage.

Those are outdated concepts.

Don't let John Wayne

hear you say that.

The man is dead!

So are you if you don't

deal with this situation.

No, thanks.

No, thanks.

Gary, do you feel

like a chicken?

If I could shoot an

egg out my ass, I would.

Will all these people

think we're cowards?

I don't know.

We can deal with shame.

Death is

a much deeper issue.

Aah!

Aah!

Grrr.

We'll get you guys

some drinks.

You look like

a scotch man.

Arrggghhh!

Is this your party?

Uh... well, kind of.

I don't know if

you can call it a party.

It's, um,

just a few friends.

How come two unpopular d*cks like you

is having a party?

I don't know.

D*cks sometimes do

the weirdest things.

I don't know.

How would you like

all your friends here

to know that you wear

a bra on your heads?

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

Tossed off into any good

books lately, have we?

Ha ha ha ha!

You two can't even

take a shower

with a beautiful woman

without wearing

your jeans!

Ha ha ha ha!

You!

Come here!

Now!

Grrr.

Yah!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

Oh!

Haaa!

Prepare to die,

Wyatt.

I can't wait to die.

We're gonna kick...

ass.

Okay. This is war.

Hands off the girls.

Leave the girls

out of this.

Ha ha ha ha!

I said hands off!

Now.!

Ah... ahh!

Hee hee hee hee!

Why don't you

shut up, b*tch?

And as for

your ugly ass,

you don't come into

my friend's house

with your f*ggot friends,

driving your motorbikes

all over his floors,

stinking up the place...

and you do stink.

You're going to

let go of the girls

and apologize

to all these people.

Get on your bikes.

Pedal your ugly asses

out of here.

Ha ha ha ha!

We're gentlemen,

so we'll give you a choice.

You can

leave in peace...

or you can stay and die.

Ugh!

The choice is yours.

Aaaahhhhh!

Get out of here.

Beg your pardon.

Your home is lovely.

Terribly sorry.

Call me.

We'll have lunch.

Can we keep this

between us?

I'd hate to lose

my teaching job.

God bless you.

I can't believe it.

Is everyone all right?

We're heroes.

We showed

these guys down.

You and me saved

all these people.

This could mean a guest

shot on Phil Donahue.

This is exciting, man!

Where did you

get that thing?

It's a squirt gun.

Aah!

That's my boys.

Crimson morning skyline

Whoa oh

What a weird night, huh?

You really weren't

afraid of those guys?

I was scared.

But what could I do?

I probably shouldn't

ask too many questions

about tonight.

Probably.

Since this is

a night of weird sh*t,

can I ask you

something strange?

Would you kiss me?

What about Ian?

We all make mistakes.

Okay.

Where do you want it?

Can I ask you

a question?

Yeah.

How do you feel

about Lisa?

I love her.

That's what I figured.

But, uh...

it's definitely a

different kind of love.

You know,

it's more sisterly,

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