Weirdsville Page #4
You had doubts
when you first started.
Seamus is going to come
to understand this.
Can you move
your seat up, please?
Can you get
in the car, please?
Shh, shh! Hello?
Good.
How does he look?
Mmm, no, no, no.
Don't meet us
at the movie theater.
Meet us at the New Age Center.
Get everything set up
and wait for us there.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay... first stair.
Go.
Good, good,
good, good, hold!
Oh!
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
I'm okay.
F***!
Yeah.
Struggle, struggle,
struggle
Struggle all day long
Struggle, struggle,
struggle
Struggle all day long
Get up in the morning
and try to keep on
I got pain in my stomach,
I got pain in the chest
Pain in the eyelid,
pain in the wrist...
Stuck, huh?
Yeah, it's locked.
Oh, it's locked.
Yeah, it's... locked.
... you try to keep on
The Lord's above reach
The preacher
right next to me
Preach, preach, preach
Struggle, struggle,
struggle
Struggle all day long
Get up in the morning
and try to keep on
What the f***?
Jesus!
Ah...
Uh, d-don't hurt me, okay?
Please!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Take whatever you want!
Okay.
We need to get
into your basement door.
Oh, my what?
Your basement door.
Look, I'm not
into dudes, okay?
Hey, no, no,
no, no, no!
No!
What are you
talking about?
Look, just wear
a rubber, okay?
And be gentle--
We need a key for the deadbolt
on your basement door, please!
Time out!
The key!
Yeah, the key.
There's a key ring
in the kitchen.
You can try that, okay?
Water.
There you go.
Thank you.
You okay?
Well, how does it look?
How does what look?
My face!
Your face looks fine.
You look--
You look great.
Okay.
What are you
doing here anyway?
This is my uncle's house.
He'll f***ing kill you, man.
What are you
talking about, man?
He killed a dude
in this bathtub
right here, okay?
He's a f***ing ninja.
All right.
He's got ninja stars,
swords and sh*t.
All right.
He just hides them
down the back of his shirt.
You have no idea
the rain of pain
that's coming
your way, okay?
Do you mind just
shutting the f*** up
for about five minutes?
We'll be out of here.
Thank you.
Cupboard, cupboard, cupboard.
Yeah.
Sweet.
Mother of God.
Got 'em!
What's up?
Oh, f--
Uh... woo.
Well, anyway...
The man's got plans.
Oh!
Shame on you.
Each of those girls
is someone's daughter.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Ooh... hello!
Oh, hey!
Oh, no, come on.
You definitely shouldn't
be smoking this sh*t.
I'm calling the cops.
Yeah, you want to wind up like
Retardo Montalbn over here?
I don't think so.
I don't smoke it
that much, okay?
Anyway, I got an idea.
Yeah?
Heck, yeah.
Just go pull the car
to the front door.
Okay.
I'm going to take care
of our little...
here, you know.
Be careful.
I got it, man.
I got it.
Me and you gotta talk.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sh*t.
Days are not faint
Name a lung
Yes, I'm dry
The storybook
is still on time
Ooh!
Ooh, easy come, easy go.
Hey. Can I speak
to you for a sec?
Oh, excellent, man!
Yeah.
What are you doing?
I'm getting the kid high.
Oh, really?
Yeah, man.
I put crank in it though,
so he's not even going
to remember that we were here.
What are you, the CIA?
Of course he's going
to remember we were here.
Maybe, but he'll be
a little hazy, dude.
Dude.
Tell my buddy
about what really
happened to your uncle.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Didn't he fall
and crack his head?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
No.
No, man, that's not
what happened.
Okay, he was walking home
from the bank, right?
Umpf.
Unh, mm.
Hmm.
Circus people.
Whoaooah...
Hey, man, you--
you got an icicle
sticking out of your head.
An elephant...
picnic...
marvel.
Whoa, whoa, back up,
back up, back up.
What was he doing at a bank?
I don't know.
Okay, that's funny.
I feel bad laughing
about it, you know,
but it's just so Ripley's.
Believe it or not,
it happened!
Fun, fun.
You having fun?
It's funny, man.
Yeah? Can we go?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, dude, you're not going
to call the cops, right?
Just leave my weed
and we're even.
No. Not leaving the weed.
But come on, man.
I'm having a girl
over later.
You got a girl coming over?
You got these tapes, man.
She's a total freak!
Yeah, man!
All right.
Hey, listen.
Okay.
tied up, okay?
If you have to.
And, um,
I want you to have...
a great time!
Okay.
See you, kid.
See you guys.
F***. Guys?
Guys, it went out!
Hey, you hear that kid?
Taylor was at a bank.
What's a guy who doesn't
believe in banks
doing at a bank?
I don't know.
That was him!
Follow them!
You okay to drive?
Yeah, man,
I'm all right.
I feel goo...
You feel "goo"?
Behind us!
F***!
Did anyone see if the girl
was even in the car?
Uh, I only saw
two coconuts in the car.
She's the one
we really need.
Perhaps she's back
at the house.
I think you lost them.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Sh*t!
She's overheating.
How does a car overheat
in the winter?
Just pull over
and we'll find a place
where she can cool down.
What are we doing here,
exactly?
Well, your car
is busted and...
Yes.
... we've gotta crack
that safe open.
Yes, we do.
There's a car-full
of nut-bags after us,
so we could do something
we haven't done
in a very long time.
You want to break
into the mall.
Okay.
Yeah!
Oh, wow, hot tub.
Look at that.
You wanna stop
for a soak?
Yeah!
Whew.
Ow! What the f***?
F***, you're slow.
What did Abel mean
about uh...
uh, servicing...
You mean servo-mechanisms
to addiction?
That's it.
Yeah, he meant our
only function in life
is to do drugs.
He was quoting
Marshall McLuhan,
but he was
quoting him wrong.
Wait, isn't he the guy
who started the Sex Pistols?
No, that's Malcolm McLaren.
Marshall McLuhan's
a Canadian.
Whoa, a Canuck started
the Sex Pistols?
God!
F***!
God, you gotta be
kidding me, oh!
She's not in the house.
Who's that?
The nephew.
Take him.
Why do I gotta do
all the lifting?
Ah.
Boys, this is
Ow!
Jesus.
Oh!
What the f***
are you doing, man?
It's a practice weapon.
The real one would've
turned your head to pudding.
Ow!
Man, there are
people chasing us.
That's why
we broke in here.
There's a cult after us.
Did you say "cult"?
Yes, I did.
Like, the Moonies?
Sorta, but worse.
Oh, I see.
Now, you boys wouldn't
This is the place
where we lost them,
which means they either
went to the mall
or back into town.
They'd have to
be retarded
to go to the mall
this time of night.
The mall.
The mall.
My sister was a Moonie
back in the '80s.
It cost us four grand
to get her de-programmed.
Moonies took her for 20.
Parasites.
Did you boys escape
from those bastards?
Yes, we did.
I just spent
three days in a motel
de-programming him...
but they found us.
What about this?
It's a f***ing pharmacy here.
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