Welcome To The Jungle Page #4

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Rockefeller?

[ Foreign Language ]

- Okay.

- Let me check. [ Muttering ]

- [ Colby ] What did he say?

- [ Mandi ] He said he's gonna

go get the head guy.

Like the chief or something.

- You speak pidgin?

- Yeah.

I told you.

- He looks friendly. Yeah.

- Seems friendly enough.

- Cool.

- The chief?

Yeah.

[ Colby ]

Hi.

- [ Foreign Language ]

- [ Foreign Language ]

- Thank you.

- [ Foreign Language ] Rockefeller?

[ Foreign Language ]

[ Foreign Language ]

Rockefeller.

- [ Foreign Language ]

You wait a minute. Wait, huh?

- Okay.

- What'd he say?

- He knows Rockefeller?

He said he's gonna go get something.

- [ Chattering ]

- [ Mikey ] What'd he say?

He said he's gonna get something.

Okay.

- Oh. Here.

- He's coming back.

He's coming back.

[ Foreign Language ]

- [ Colby Whispering ]

Oh, sh*t. It's got M.C.R. on it.

- You like it?

It's got M.C.R. on it.

- Guys. Um-

- Will he sell it to us? Will he sell it to us?

- Does he smoke? Ask him if he smokes.

- Tobacco?

I- I've got tobacco. It's expensive.

[ Foreign Language ]

Give me this back.

[ Foreign Language ]

[ Foreign Language ]

- [ Colby ] Tobacco.

- Hmm.

- Tobacco.

- [ Foreign Language ]

Thank you. Me like you.

- [ Foreign Language ]

- Thank you.

- Okay.

- [ Foreign Language ]

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Good smoke.

- [ Colby ] Let's get out ofhere.

- [ Bijou ] Let's check it out.

[ Mikey ] Michael Clark Rockefeller.

That is his lighter.

- [ Mandi ] All right. We gotta get out of here.

- [ Colby ] Let's go. Let's go.

Michael Clark Rockefeller.

Lighter's... at least 40 years old.

Maybe- Maybe older.

All right.

How about this for a theory?

They see us Western kids

drive up in a van...

worth more than their year's salary...

and, uh, they want some tobacco.

They know exactly what to give us.

[ Mandi ]

Come on. I-

Bullshit.

- I got a girlfriend. Her name's Melissa.

- I don't-

Can I tell you about my girlfriend?

Her name's Melissa Christy Robinson.

[ Chuckles ]

What's your point?

I'm saying it's, you know- Doesn't

necessarily have to be Michael Rockefeller.

It could be anyone. I say we

shouldn't be culturally ignorant...

and underestimate

the intelligence of the natives.

[ Mandi ] Yeah, but they didn't even

speak English. I had to speak pidgin. Hello.

Listen to the scholar back there.

Underestimate people's intelligence.

[ Mikey ]

I say we go back and eat their ass.

Eat 'em. Eat 'em.

Huh, honey?

I- I've got good loin,

if you want to eat my loin.

I have a good leg of loin.

Loin.

- Loin. Loin.

- All right.

- I could eat that.

- [ Laughs ]

[ Mikey ]

You've gotJohn D. RockefellerJr....

the richest, most powerful man

ofhis time.

[ Colby ]

Here he is, the richest man in the world.

You take the previous 1 0 people,

add their money together...

and he's still richer than all that money.

And that's where Michael Rockefeller's

money came from.

It came from that original fortune.

[ Mikey ]

Here we are, doing some night driving.

Keep going, ladies.

[ Bijou ] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's going on?

- [ Colby ] What?

- What is it?

- [ Mandi ] It's the Indonesian border.

- Are you sure?

- [ Mikey ] Colby, take that.

- Yes.

- [ Mikey ] He's got a f***in'assault rifle.

- Sh*t.

- [ Gun C*cks ]

- [ Colby ] Where the f*** did you get that?

[ Mikey ] Man, you need to stay chill.

I got it at Port Moresby.

You think I'm gonna f***ing go walking

through the jungle without a pistol?

Mikey, baby, look at me. Okay?

Look at me. It's okay. It's fine. All right?

You don't need to do this. It's okay.

It's okay. Really. Remember. No excuses.

- No excuses. Okay?

- [ Mikey ] Yeah. This is to protect us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're

not gonna go down like this.

- We're not gonna let

this f***ing idiot take you down.

- Sh*t! He's coming.

- [ Colby ] Turn those offl.

- Hide that camera!

- Sh*t.

- [ Mikey ] Look at this f***ing clown.

Whatever.

[ Foreign Language ]

- [ Colby ] What is he saying?

- [ Foreign Language ]

- [ Mandi ] He's talking too fastI

I can't understand him.

- What did he say?

[ Mikey ]

F*** off, zipperhead. Let us through.

He can't do a f***ing thing.

- [ Foreign Language ]

- Yeah. I'm an American.

[ Shouting In Foreign Language ]

- [ Shouting In Foreign Language ]

- Don't f***ing touch me! Don't f***ing touch me!

What are you gonna do? What are you

gonna do, huh? You gonna shoot me?

- [ Bijou Screams ]

- [ Foreign Language ]

[ Colby ]

Mike, get the f*** in the carI Let's goI

- MikeyI

- F*** this! Can't do that to me!

[ Colby ]

Shut the door. DriveI

Oh, sh*t.

[ Panting ]

Now we're gonna have to walk across

the border,you insane motherf***er.

Hey. Guys!

Guys, leave it there.

Leave it there. It's good.

There are old mines up here.

I spoke with the owner.

We can leave the van

for a couple of weeks. It's cool.

And you know where we're goin'?

Right up here.

The Irian Jaya highlands.

[ Bijou ]

Yeah. [ Sighs ] Let's get high.

- Welcome to the jungle.

- Let's go.

- This is beautiful.

- Let's go.

[ Colby ]

Welcome to the highlands.

- [ Groans ]

- Whoa. You all right?

Yeah.

- [ Bijou ] It's really mushy.

- [ Colby ] It's kind of marshy.

It's like quicksand.

[ Bird Squawks ]

[ Bijou ]

It's really marshy.

I think we have to go

to, like, higher ground.

- So, what do you think about this?

- [ Colby ] Uh-

Looks pretty good. Why don't we go back and

go down the river, down the creek a little more?

- [ Birds Chirping ]

- [ Insects Buzzing ]

- Careful.

- Can you help me up there?

Yeah.

- [ Colby ] Hey. Who's got the rope?

- [ Mikey ] Ah. I got some...

here.

Give me that pack.

- Colby, turn the camera off.

You're wasting the battery.

- Chill. We've got the charger.

Well, it's a little hard to charge

a solar-powered battery in the dark.

[ Bijou ] It's a little hard

putting a tent up in the dark.

And tomorrow we're not walking

till it's dark.

We need to get to the creek.

G.P.S. says it's a quarter mile away.

You want to take a bath

and shave in the morning?

All right. What do you

guys want for dinner?

- [ Colby ] New York strip, rare.

- [ Mikey ] Oysters Rockefeller. No pun intended.

- [ Bijou ] Sushi.

- [ Mikey ] Colby, look at-Look at this.

What is that?

Huh.

- Hi.

- Hi. [ Chuckles ]

- Hi. Uh, I'm Rich. This is my wife.

- Carmen. Hello.

[ Mikey ]

What are you guys doing here?

Well, our group, about a mile that way, is-

Well, we're here to spread the word.

Mm-hmm.

- [ Mandi ] You're missionaries.

- Yes.

Yeah. Exactly.

So our group is gonna

go across the valley highlands...

and reach some tribes that have never

really had any contact with white faces.

Well, except for an Australian-

crazy Australian who trades with them.

Who's not doing us a service,

by any means.

Well,you know, maybe we can learn

something from each other.

If you'd like, we could-

you could come to our camp.

You ever thought about maybe,

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