Welcome To The Jungle Page #7

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[ Mandi ]

ColbyI

[ Mandi ]

ColbyI

Come on. Come on.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

Whoo!

[ Hurried Footsteps ]

Whoo! And welcome to

the Mikey and, uh, Bijou mutiny.

Lame factor eliminated.

[ Mikey Chuckles ]

- Hey! [ Laughing ]

- [ Laughing ]

- Yeah, man!

- Au revoir. See you later.

- Whoo-hoo!

- [ Colby ] Come back!

We'll meet you.

We'll meet you up, buddy.

- You're so cute when you're angry.

- We'll meet you up.

You're lucky I didn't beat your ass

on the way out.

- We'll send you a Christmas card.

- Stay there, bro.

[ Mikey ]

We love you. We'll catch you.

How easy does it feel

without them now? Like-

There's this huge weight

off my shoulders.

It's as if-

- [ Mikey ] The real question is, uh-

- You shouldn't have-

- Whoa. [ Chuckles ]

- Yeah?

I don't think you should have shared

this whole thing with Colby.

I think we should have just gone

and done it ourselves.

You know, I don't think they wanted

to catch us, to tell you the truth.

I honestly-

I think we did them a favor...

because there would have been

some ass beating...

with another day of- of-

of conflict.

- Well, we actually solved

a problem, plain and simple.

- Yeah.

- Like, we made everyone happy.

- I think so.

And, I mean, personally,

they can rot in hell...

- and we can make millions of dollars.

- Maybe.

Off Michael Rockefeller.

And, um, a few pilfered skulls.

- With a good sale on eBay.

- [ Chuckles ]

Yeah, that was pretty lame.

Yeah. That was tight.

And worst-case scenario,

I mean, we got to kick it...

in Irian Jaya.

[ Sighs ]

A guy fired an AK-47 in my face.

That's my idea of a good time.

I don't think I could, uh-

I could ask for a better vacation.

You know,you should

put those glasses back on.

They make you look

semi-halfway decent cute.

[ Chuckles ]

Keep talkin' smack.

Keep talkin' smack.

- 'Cause I'd do the same for you.

- [ Chuckles ]

You take your glasses.

I don't need 'em.

- You're too tough for accessories.

- Too tough.

You know.

[ Mikey ]

There it is, baby. Shake it.

You're a rock star.

Put Colby's camera to use here.

Turn around a little. A little bit.

- Turn around.

- Check it out. Check it out!

- Check what out?

- Look!

- Look at what?

- Shh. Shh. Shh.

[ Mikey ] There's nothing over here.

You're always seeing sh*t anyway.

- It's all the drugs you did last night.

- Mikey,just look.

I think there's something up there.

just look.

I don't have time for this, Bijou.

If you want to f*** around, take the camera.

- Give me the camera. Shut up.

- Take the camera. Have fun.

I'm gonna get us ready

because we have stuff to do.

Mikey, I think

there's something up there.

- Mikey.

- Bijou, we don't have time.

- I need you here. Can you come here, please?

- No, I'm not coming over there.

- Babe. Mikey.

- You're on drugs.

You are on drugs.

Get the f*** on the raft.

- I think we're being followed.

Can you just come here?

- Get the f*** on the raft.

- MikeyI

- Don't throw sh*t at me! Get on the f***ing raft!

Get over here. Get over here.

How do I know

you're not gonna leave me out here?

'Cause I would have left you

with Colby and Mandi if I wanted to.

Maybe that was phase one of your plan.

Maybe there's phase two.

- Oh, really?

- Maybe there's ''use me to

help you get down the river''...

and, um-

I mean, you got your raft.

You've got your gun.

[ Bijou ] I thought it was pretty lame

how you, uh, took that skull the other day.

[ Bijou ] I thought it was pretty lame

how you, uh, took that skull the other day.

I didn't want to say it

in front of the other kids, but-

I don't know who you

were trying to impress, but-

I can deal with your mouth,

and I can deal with your aggression...

but I just can't deal

with your ignorance.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- See that?

- Are you seeing that?

See that?

- [ Bijou ] Holy sh*t.

- What is that?

- Mikey.

- Get over here.

[ Bijou ] I f***ing told you. This is what

I was telling you by that riverbank.

You're such a macho

aggressive f*** sometimes.

[ Mikey ] What's the f***ing difference?

What's this guy got, a bow and arrow?

I got a pistol.

just stay-stay close to the edge.

[ Bijou ]

I am. I am.

jesus, Mikey. I can't deal with

being followed, being watched.

Are they aggressive?

[ Mikey ]

I don't know, man. Stay down.

I don't know.

You need to be cool. F***ing don't

come to me with that sh*t right now.

[ Bijou ] Is there, like,

a peace offering we can give them?

- What are you talking about?

- I don't know. Are some of them friendly?

Are some of them nasty?

They can't all be f***ing wack.

[ Mikey ] We just left Colby and Mandi because

they were being like this.Just stay chill.

Look at them. They're not even-

- [ Bijou ] There's more.

- They're just the people that live here.

It's not a big deal.

[ Bijou ]

They're armed, Mikey. They're armed.

[ Mikey ] Yeah. 'Cause they're

probably hunting for food.

If anybody's gonna get killed,

it's gonna be Colby and Mandi.

[ Bijou ] If they didn't like us,

they would have fired by now, right?

- Mikey, right?

- Yeah.

Don't be an idiot.

just put the gun away.

Bijou, if you say another f***ing word,

I swear to God...

I'll throw you off the raft

so they can eat your ass.

F***ing do somethingI

Fire an arrow. I-

I'm gonna kill you.

Look at these guys.

I swear to God, if they keep following us,

I'm gonna f***in'shoot 'em.

Mikey, they're just being protective, okay?

just put the gun down.

We're in their-

We're in their waters, okay?

Well, sometimes you can just, you know,

get a little bit over the edge sometimes.

And I- I don't even know

how to pull you back.

If you say one more thing

about the gun, Bijou, it's over.

Do you understand?

It's over.

[ Bijou ] If we still have that skull,

I think we should put it back.

All right. That's a-

That's an intelligent idea.

- Why don't we just go up the river-

- I think it's a smart idea.

- Yeah. I'm-

- I think we should restore what is theirs.

I don't think we should-

[ Insects Buzzing ]

[ Thunder Rumbles ]

[ Bijou ]

So let's dump these coconuts,yeah?

- Yeah.

- Hey. Are there coconuts in pina coladas?

- [ Chuckles ]

- Is that coconut, or is that daiquiri?

I'm down for it, but I think

we need to get some meat first.

- I'm frickin'tired of eatin'-

- Yeah. I got fish. I spearfish.

- Make a coconut-

- Bijou, stop. Stop, Bijou.

- What?

- Move towards me now.

Move towards me now.

- Go. Go. The camera.

- [ Gun C*cks ]

- Go. Get behind me now. Move.

- Okay.

Go, Bijou. Up towards the-

Go. To the river.

Mikey, don't look in his eyes.

Don't look in his eyes.

[ Mikey ] Just don't look at him,

and keep moving. Now.

- [ Bijou ] Hold my hand. Hold my hand.

- Move to the raft. Move!

- [ Bijou Screams, Sobs ]

- Move to the raft. Move to the raft.

Go, Bijou. Go.

[ Bijou ]

MikeyI They're shooting at usI

[ Mikey ]

GoI Go, Bijou, or we're gonna dieI

- Go. Move. Move. Move.

- [ Bijou ] Do itI

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