What a Beautiful Day Page #7

Synopsis: Checco, an uneducated but self-satisfied fellow from Milan, who has always dreamed of becoming a police officer, fails his entrance exam for the third time. It must be said that at the oral examination Checco said that the reason why he wanted to join the police was benefits in kind and cronyism! But the young man has connections and he soon finds himself a security agent at the Milan Cathedral. Of course the bumbling idiot proves a living catastrophe! Spotted by Sufien, an Arab terrorist who is preparing an attack against the cathedral, Checco appears as the perfect sucker. To manipulate him, he sends his charming sister Farah to him, with the mission to seduce him...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gennaro Nunziante
Production: Medusa
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Year:
2011
97 min
33 Views


610

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but these are from Taranto, taste!

611

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43:35,157 -- 00:43:36,676

Here I go.

612

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43:37,956 -- 00:43:39,116

No!

613

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43:39,557 -- 00:43:43,236

- Lemon ruins it!

- That's just decoration!

614

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43:43,637 -- 00:43:47,395

Mussels must be fundamentalist,

no lemon!

615

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43:50,637 -- 00:43:53,435

Taste, then tell your friends.

616

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43:53,556 -- 00:43:55,075

How is it?

617

00:
43:59,997 -- 00:44:03,236

- Good!

- Move, go with the mussels!

618

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44:03,397 -- 00:44:04,395

Eat!

619

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44:06,437 -- 00:44:08,036

- Good!

- Delicious!

620

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44:11,477 -- 00:44:12,675

Exraordinary!

621

00:
44:21,517 -- 00:44:23,716

The plane's leaving, are you coming?

622

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44:23,796 -- 00:44:25,235

We've got rouble.

623

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44:25,556 -- 00:44:26,316

With the police?

624

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44:26,636 -- 00:44:27,516

No.

625

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44:27,916 -- 00:44:30,116

You've gone chicken! Hello!

626

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45:07,437 -- 00:45:09,636

Let me know about the explosive?

627

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45:10,156 -- 00:45:11,115

Go crap!

628

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45:11,277 -- 00:45:12,075

F*** off!

629

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45:24,076 -- 00:45:26,516

Relax, I'll find the explosive.

630

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45:28,037 -- 00:45:30,115

I said to get chocolate,

631

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45:30,237 -- 00:45:32,875

but she's got a thing for vanilla.

632

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45:34,116 -- 00:45:38,395

The girl you brought last night,

633

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45:39,796 -- 00:45:41,155

you like her.

634

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45:43,276 -- 00:45:46,195

You like her, each to his tastes!

635

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45:47,357 -- 00:45:50,155

But there's a problem, she's Arab.

636

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45:50,556 -- 00:45:51,675

So?

637

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45:51,877 -- 00:45:55,596

They're different from us,

with other customs,

638

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45:56,196 -- 00:45:57,636

they're odd.

639

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46:01,236 -- 00:46:02,955

I don't understand.

640

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46:03,476 -- 00:46:08,275

Even that way of theirs,

641

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46:08,396 -- 00:46:10,796

that resentment

when you're nice to them...

642

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46:10,876 -- 00:46:14,315

Dad, when you say you're a soldier,

643

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46:14,397 -- 00:46:16,955

explain you're on mission

for world peace.

644

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46:17,036 -- 00:46:21,155

Move, we still have

to buy a baptism gift!

645

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46:22,156 -- 00:46:25,435

- I'm on mission for my own peace.

- I get you.

646

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46:25,676 -- 00:46:28,595

Back one day and

I already miss the renches.

647

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46:31,517 -- 00:46:33,075

At your orders!

648

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46:39,516 -- 00:46:41,276

Mom, I was thinking...

649

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46:41,556 -- 00:46:44,995

Could I invite Farah

to the baptism in Alberobello?

650

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46:48,797 -- 00:46:50,876

Ask her to come, I like her.

651

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46:50,997 -- 00:46:54,515

- Dad just came out with...

- Forget him!

652

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46:56,276 -- 00:46:59,356

Listen, are you in love?

653

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47:04,676 -- 00:47:06,356

You can tell your mom!

654

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47:07,877 -- 00:47:09,995

Doesn't she have small tits?

655

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47:11,556 -- 00:47:13,476

She'll get better.

656

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47:16,116 -- 00:47:19,516

I can't tell him

you'll be absent for a baptism.

657

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47:19,677 -- 00:47:22,995

- Tell him my Grandmother died.

- No, I don't tell lies!

658

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47:23,716 -- 00:47:27,435

- She's old, she might really die.

- No!

659

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47:28,076 -- 00:47:30,795

Farah's coming too, please!

660

00:
47:34,757 -- 00:47:36,595

- Then, go!

- Thanks.

661

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47:39,957 -- 00:47:42,795

- What's this?

- Buy some panzerotti!

662

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47:53,316 -- 00:47:54,435

Today's news.

663

00:
47:54,516 -- 00:47:57,755

Causing worry and debate

is the latest message from Bin Laden

664

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47:57,836 -- 00:48:00,635

in which he invites Arabs

not to eat raw mussels.

665

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48:00,716 -- 00:48:02,915

Experts are ascertaining

that the message

666

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48:03,036 -- 00:48:05,635

contains no veiled threats

to our counry.

667

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48:05,836 -- 00:48:07,995

And now sports,

brought to you by...

668

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48:08,196 -- 00:48:12,835

Banca Popolare of Bari, an

international bank at your doorstep.

669

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48:52,556 -- 00:48:54,515

It's fantastic!

670

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48:54,836 -- 00:48:57,875

Come on, let's go inside.

671

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49:00,477 -- 00:49:04,075

Children in double Indian file!

Good boys.

672

00:
49:04,716 -- 00:49:06,955

Gabriele's here!

673

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49:08,116 -- 00:49:10,235

Now we'll baptize him.

674

00:
49:10,636 -- 00:49:12,795

Father Angelo, what's this story?

675

00:
49:12,957 -- 00:49:17,395

Why can't this lovely girl

be the godmother?

676

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49:17,876 -- 00:49:20,235

She's had no sacraments.

677

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49:20,316 -- 00:49:22,435

You get stopped by things like that!

678

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49:22,516 -- 00:49:25,875

Father Angelo,

what I'd like to say is...

679

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49:26,796 -- 00:49:29,235

- Checco...

- You listen too!

680

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49:29,596 -- 00:49:31,475

We're here from Milan,

681

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49:31,556 -- 00:49:34,035

I work with the bishop,

at the highest level,

682

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49:34,116 -- 00:49:38,915

and if the whole family's decided

that Farah's the godmother,

683

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49:38,996 -- 00:49:42,995

why do you butt in and say she can't?

684

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49:43,116 -- 00:49:45,675

She's had no sacraments,

685

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49:45,796 -- 00:49:49,075

no baptism, no confirmation,

not even communion.

686

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49:49,716 -- 00:49:54,555

Coming to the South is like

returning to the Middle Ages,

687

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49:54,636 -- 00:49:55,915

cloak and dagger!

688

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49:56,036 -- 00:49:57,955

Call Uncle Giuseppe.

689

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49:58,356 -- 00:49:59,875

This ass face!

690

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50:01,276 -- 00:50:02,515

Capobianco.

691

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50:02,716 -- 00:50:04,075

- Uncle!

- It's you.

692

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50:04,956 -- 00:50:07,875

- Aren't you coming?

- I've got a snag.

693

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50:08,076 -- 00:50:11,915

Father Angelo says

Farah can't be godmother.

694

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50:12,036 -- 00:50:15,235

- Why not?

- Maybe because she's a bit Negro.

695

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50:15,356 -- 00:50:18,635

- Just a tad!

- Like a tan, it doesn't bother.

696

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50:19,236 -- 00:50:21,235

- Put him on.

- Okay.

697

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50:23,636 -- 00:50:26,075

- Father Angelo!

- Sir!

698

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50:26,196 -- 00:50:27,836

- Hear me clearly?

- Yes.

699

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50:27,996 -- 00:50:30,555

Do I remove

your nephew's fine, or not?

700

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50:30,716 -- 00:50:32,075

Goodbye.

701

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50:32,956 -- 00:50:36,155

- Come on, inside!

- See, it all works out.

702

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50:46,276 -- 00:50:49,795

Make it fast, I've got a baptism

and still have to dress!

703

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50:50,036 -- 00:50:53,555

Officer, I stopped

this Salvemini Michele.

704

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50:53,636 -- 00:50:56,315

Says he's a singer,

but I've never heard of him.

705

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50:56,396 -- 00:50:58,035

- Singer?

- So he says.

706

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50:58,436 -- 00:51:01,235

- Is he in rouble?

- Real deep!

707

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51:01,956 -- 00:51:03,315

Great.

708

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51:04,956 -- 00:51:08,315

- Who's Salvemini Michele?

- Me, sir.

709

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51:08,436 -- 00:51:11,795

I have to seize your vehicle,

there's no revision.

710

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51:11,876 -- 00:51:13,715

- No!

- Yes.

711

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51:13,956 -- 00:51:16,515

- All your licenses too.

- No!

712

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51:16,956 -- 00:51:19,635

And the insruments for lack of papers.

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Gennaro Nunziante is an Italian film director. He directed the highest-grossing domestic film in Italy, Quo Vado?. more…

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