What a Beautiful Day Page #6

Synopsis: Checco, an uneducated but self-satisfied fellow from Milan, who has always dreamed of becoming a police officer, fails his entrance exam for the third time. It must be said that at the oral examination Checco said that the reason why he wanted to join the police was benefits in kind and cronyism! But the young man has connections and he soon finds himself a security agent at the Milan Cathedral. Of course the bumbling idiot proves a living catastrophe! Spotted by Sufien, an Arab terrorist who is preparing an attack against the cathedral, Checco appears as the perfect sucker. To manipulate him, he sends his charming sister Farah to him, with the mission to seduce him...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gennaro Nunziante
Production: Medusa
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Year:
2011
97 min
33 Views


I thought it was for the ducks.

509

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36:23,557 -- 00:36:25,676

No, it's a typical dish!

510

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36:25,837 -- 00:36:29,156

- For people?

- Yes, we eat it.

511

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36:29,957 -- 00:36:32,636

Come on, dig in!

512

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36:36,197 -- 00:36:39,036

Want to start with these? Go ahead.

513

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36:43,277 -- 00:36:46,156

- Hi, Checco.

- Giovanni, I have to talk to you.

514

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36:46,837 -- 00:36:50,876

I have an interview for

that supermarket security job,

515

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36:50,957 -- 00:36:52,395

can we talk later?

516

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36:52,517 -- 00:36:54,035

No, I can't.

517

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36:55,677 -- 00:36:59,076

- Listen...

- You can't stay here, Checco!

518

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36:59,517 -- 00:37:02,675

- I have something to confess.

- I can't confess you...

519

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37:02,797 -- 00:37:05,356

The personnel manager's here.

520

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37:05,477 -- 00:37:07,356

- I don't give a damn.

- What?

521

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37:07,957 -- 00:37:10,516

- I'm in love.

- Nice!

522

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37:11,157 -- 00:37:14,636

Yeah, but it's different,

no one-night stand,

523

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37:14,756 -- 00:37:20,556

we talk, spend time together...

524

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37:20,957 -- 00:37:23,356

She hasn't put out, she's deferring.

525

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37:23,717 -- 00:37:24,996

But she will...

526

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37:25,117 -- 00:37:28,195

That means it's love, I'm glad.

527

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37:28,557 -- 00:37:29,996

And you?

528

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37:30,877 -- 00:37:33,556

I have my faith

and I'm in love with art.

529

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37:33,797 -- 00:37:35,556

I called her again,

530

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37:35,957 -- 00:37:39,236

but I just couldn't ask her

to consummate right away.

531

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37:39,357 -- 00:37:42,836

You're making a big mistake,

get down to substance,

532

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37:42,917 -- 00:37:44,915

you're throwing your life away.

533

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37:44,997 -- 00:37:46,756

You piss me off!

534

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37:47,637 -- 00:37:50,275

Want to spend your life jerking off?

535

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37:50,477 -- 00:37:52,195

You risk blindism!

536

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37:53,197 -- 00:37:56,756

Okay... bye.

537

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37:58,277 -- 00:38:00,796

- Sorry, it was my best friend.

- Let's go.

538

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38:40,357 -- 00:38:46,316

They leave for London tonight,

a friend's waiting at the airport.

539

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38:48,036 -- 00:38:51,435

What do they want to do, Sufien?

540

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38:52,077 -- 00:38:54,956

Bring down Big Ben.

541

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39:02,077 -- 00:39:03,915

Why did you bring them here?

542

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39:04,476 -- 00:39:05,516

They're helping me,

543

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39:05,836 -- 00:39:07,836

they're getting the explosive for me.

544

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39:09,836 -- 00:39:12,476

Sufien, it was our revenge.

545

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39:13,317 -- 00:39:14,635

It was our revenge.

546

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39:21,557 -- 00:39:23,076

Did anyone see them come?

547

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39:28,476 -- 00:39:29,956

It's the jerk!

548

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39:41,957 -- 00:39:43,076

Is Farah here?

549

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39:44,676 -- 00:39:46,476

- Hi, Farah.

- Hi, Checco.

550

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39:48,636 -- 00:39:51,276

- My brother Sufien.

- Your brother!

551

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39:51,396 -- 00:39:53,116

- Hi, Souffl!

- Sufien.

552

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39:53,716 -- 00:39:55,876

- Two friends.

- Hi.

553

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39:56,716 -- 00:39:59,195

Since my father's back,

554

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39:59,316 -- 00:40:02,596

we're having a big dinner tonight,

I'd like to invite you.

555

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40:04,077 -- 00:40:07,116

I'd love to,

but I can't leave them.

556

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40:07,877 -- 00:40:10,956

You can all come! Everybody!

557

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40:11,317 -- 00:40:13,595

The food will be great this evening!

558

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40:13,677 -- 00:40:16,276

- I'll get ready.

- Go get ready.

559

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40:18,477 -- 00:40:19,876

Hi, I'm Checco.

560

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40:20,637 -- 00:40:23,355

You'll be getting a great meal tonight.

561

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40:24,397 -- 00:40:25,436

What's he want?

562

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40:25,877 -- 00:40:26,915

How do I know!

563

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40:27,876 -- 00:40:29,795

Do you live in Islam?

564

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40:43,677 -- 00:40:45,275

Jokes just burst out!

565

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40:45,357 -- 00:40:47,676

The next will be even better!

566

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40:49,077 -- 00:40:51,396

These Italians are so ignorant!

567

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40:54,717 -- 00:40:58,356

Islam isn't a counry, it's a faith!

568

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41:00,236 -- 00:41:01,956

Don't get pissed.

569

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41:03,276 -- 00:41:05,196

Where are you from?

570

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41:07,997 -- 00:41:09,876

From Catholic!

571

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41:13,917 -- 00:41:15,475

I'll wait for you out.

572

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41:15,957 -- 00:41:17,676

Farah, I'm out!

573

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41:18,476 -- 00:41:19,476

Here you go!

574

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41:20,116 -- 00:41:23,795

Dear friends, open wide

your hearts and mouths

575

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41:23,877 -- 00:41:28,396

for what can be defined

as the octopus of the year!

576

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41:29,436 -- 00:41:30,675

Here you go!

577

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41:30,836 -- 00:41:33,636

I've had it with the stink of fish!

578

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41:33,757 -- 00:41:37,156

Fish stinks? Since when!

579

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41:38,116 -- 00:41:42,475

Just in from Iraq and

I've got an opinion conflict!

580

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41:44,157 -- 00:41:48,115

- What does your father do in Iraq?

- He's a soldier.

581

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41:50,637 -- 00:41:53,076

Dad's a soldier in the Italian Army.

582

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41:55,597 -- 00:41:57,555

Iraq's not the only place he's been!

583

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41:57,637 -- 00:42:00,636

He's been in Lebanon...

584

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42:00,716 -- 00:42:02,795

- What's Lebanon like, Dad?

- Great fish!

585

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42:03,356 -- 00:42:06,556

- He's been in Afghanistan.

- Not bad!

586

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42:07,077 -- 00:42:09,276

Lots of cheese, poulry.

587

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42:11,197 -- 00:42:13,475

- Eat up!

- Mister Nicola,

588

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42:13,557 -- 00:42:16,875

might your presence in Iraq

be unwelcome to the Arab people?

589

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42:16,957 -- 00:42:19,635

- I'm not staying forever!

- When do you leave?

590

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42:19,756 -- 00:42:21,435

Soon as my mortgage is paid...

591

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42:22,077 -- 00:42:26,115

That's why you're in Iraq?

That's your ideal?

592

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42:26,636 -- 00:42:29,436

6,000 Euros a month,

don't do a f***ing thing,

593

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42:29,516 -- 00:42:31,315

for me, that's my ideal!

594

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42:38,197 -- 00:42:42,515

Flight AZ504 for London,

boarding immediately, gate 20.

595

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42:44,476 -- 00:42:48,715

- Can I help you?

- No, you're a guest, I'll do it.

596

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42:48,917 -- 00:42:52,275

For me, politicians are all the same,

it's money that counts.

597

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42:52,357 -- 00:42:56,155

We all should pray

in our own religion,

598

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42:56,276 -- 00:42:59,076

and no one should say anything.

599

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42:59,237 -- 00:43:02,116

But I don't like the way

Moslemism reats women.

600

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43:02,676 -- 00:43:04,755

The women thing again!

601

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43:04,837 -- 00:43:07,956

I've seen really bad things on TV.

602

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43:08,036 -- 00:43:10,716

We should respect women,

they're human beings.

603

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43:10,796 -- 00:43:14,355

By the way, let's stop it. Coffee?

604

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43:14,837 -- 00:43:17,275

Mom, five coffees, make it fast!

605

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43:18,157 -- 00:43:19,435

Not all water!

606

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43:19,517 -- 00:43:22,995

We tossing these mussels out?

607

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43:23,077 -- 00:43:25,875

- Enough!

- I'm all set.

608

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43:26,357 -- 00:43:29,236

- You'll offend me.

- Just taste!

609

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43:29,436 -- 00:43:31,755

Your Eastern mussels are bland,

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Gennaro Nunziante is an Italian film director. He directed the highest-grossing domestic film in Italy, Quo Vado?. more…

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