What a Beautiful Day Page #5

Synopsis: Checco, an uneducated but self-satisfied fellow from Milan, who has always dreamed of becoming a police officer, fails his entrance exam for the third time. It must be said that at the oral examination Checco said that the reason why he wanted to join the police was benefits in kind and cronyism! But the young man has connections and he soon finds himself a security agent at the Milan Cathedral. Of course the bumbling idiot proves a living catastrophe! Spotted by Sufien, an Arab terrorist who is preparing an attack against the cathedral, Checco appears as the perfect sucker. To manipulate him, he sends his charming sister Farah to him, with the mission to seduce him...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gennaro Nunziante
Production: Medusa
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Year:
2011
97 min
33 Views


I was probably his favorite grandson.

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Grandpa Checco...

408

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And then he went to Heaven.

409

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When he did, he left

my cousins 50,000 Euros

410

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and I got this turd!

411

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- It's a turd!

- No, it's nice!

412

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It's no offence.

413

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Red brick for a rullo... Come on in.

414

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- It's typical.

- Typical of an a**hole like him!

415

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Look.

416

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He didn't even plasterize it!

417

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I used to change his diaper!

418

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If I'd known,

I'd have left him in his sh*t!

419

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The walls are a bit crumbly...

420

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Shouldn't speak ill of the dead,

but what a bastard!

421

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Something can be done.

422

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Just to pull it down

would cost me 10,000 Euros.

423

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Really?

424

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But then you could do something nice.

425

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You're the architect, you can.

426

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No, I'm not one yet,

427

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besides, Town Hall

has to sign the plan...

428

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- Capobianco Stefano.

- Who's that?

429

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My mother's great-uncle,

Town Hall Technical Office.

430

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What are you saying?

431

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One day you'll understand

lots of things about this counry...

432

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Life's good here.

433

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You study? Not worth a f***ing damn!

434

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- CAPOBIANCO, KING OF PORK -

435

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- It's been a nice...

- Evening.

436

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It's even a bit cool.

437

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- I'm here.

- Your house?

438

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- Good luck on tomorrow's interview.

- Thank you.

439

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- Let's hope it goes okay.

- It'll go great.

440

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Listen, Maria...

441

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I have to talk to you,

442

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but maybe some other time.

443

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I really like you.

444

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- I thought so!

- You did?

445

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But I'll be open with you,

I love someone else.

446

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Really?

447

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Okay, it didn't work out.

448

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- I'm sorry.

- Don't worry...

449

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I'm happy for you.

450

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- Thank you!

- You're welcome, goodnight.

451

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Checco, you saw?

452

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- You're so naive, Giovanni!

- Why?

453

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Girls test us to see

if we really like them.

454

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Talking to her though she seems nice.

455

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She's a hag, want her unpleasant too?

456

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But she's okay for starters,

play up!

457

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He's saying that the bomb

is ready to go off at 5.

458

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Notice this palatal sound

459

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which exists in Arabic,

but not in Italian.

460

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There are many words

in Arabic with this sound,

461

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I'll help you pronounce it well.

462

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Good, very good!

463

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- Me?

- Your pronunciation's excellent.

464

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- Where's your duty post?

- The Cathedral.

465

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So, a man selected

by Colonel Mazzini!

466

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- Yes.

- Good.

467

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Since you're so good, let's see...

468

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If you discern two obsreperous

or even non-obsreperous persons

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confabulating cryptically,

470

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possibly with

ostentatious equanimity...

471

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What do you comprehend?

472

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Actually, I didn't comprehend the

Italian, about the ostentatious...

473

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equanimity.

Yeah, all geniuses here!

474

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We'll put a bomb in the church.

475

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- Did you understand?

- No.

476

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Aren't you Arab?

477

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Yes, I'm Maghrebi, but raised in France.

478

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- What's it mean?

- "We'll put a bomb in the church."

479

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I'm taking a course of Arabic for work.

480

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- I thought you could help me!

- Sorry, I can't.

481

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Farah...

482

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I love you.

483

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What did you say now?

484

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It means...

485

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"What a beautiful day."

486

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That's what Arabs say when they meet...

487

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Why don't we go to the lake?

488

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- Why not?

- Hum... I dunno!

489

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Since I study all the time,

my mom thinks I'm nuts,

490

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I never studied in my whole life.

491

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- And your father?

- He's working abroad.

492

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You've got to meet him.

493

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- What's your hunger level?

- Pretty good.

494

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We've got potatoes, rice and mussels...

495

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some cutlets...

496

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mozzarella...

497

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My mother would have packed more

but I just told her yesterday.

498

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I brought couscous.

499

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Okay, let's see...

500

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Excuse me. Hello!

501

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- The bath is nearly ready.

- Good.

502

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How's the chicken coming?

503

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Relax, it's on the fire.

504

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What's he like?

505

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What are you doing?

506

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It took five hours to make,

it was for us!

507

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- It wasn't feed?

- No.

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Gennaro Nunziante is an Italian film director. He directed the highest-grossing domestic film in Italy, Quo Vado?. more…

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