What a Beautiful Day Page #9

Synopsis: Checco, an uneducated but self-satisfied fellow from Milan, who has always dreamed of becoming a police officer, fails his entrance exam for the third time. It must be said that at the oral examination Checco said that the reason why he wanted to join the police was benefits in kind and cronyism! But the young man has connections and he soon finds himself a security agent at the Milan Cathedral. Of course the bumbling idiot proves a living catastrophe! Spotted by Sufien, an Arab terrorist who is preparing an attack against the cathedral, Checco appears as the perfect sucker. To manipulate him, he sends his charming sister Farah to him, with the mission to seduce him...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gennaro Nunziante
Production: Medusa
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Year:
2011
97 min
33 Views


F*** off!

815

01:
00:34,836 -- 01:00:38,914

- RELATIONSHIP STATUS: ENGAGED -

816

01:
00:39,035 -- 01:00:41,594

- TO:
MARIA -

817

01:
00:41,676 -- 01:00:44,114

So you'll be a priest. Then what?

818

01:
00:44,436 -- 01:00:47,755

Know what it means

to be near Bernini sculptures,

819

01:
00:47,915 -- 01:00:51,074

paintings by Caravaggio, Guido Reni,

Antonello da Messina,

820

01:
00:51,156 -- 01:00:53,114

Da Vinci's "The Last Supper"?

821

01:
00:53,196 -- 01:00:56,194

What do you know about art?

Tell me about Farah.

822

01:
00:56,715 -- 01:00:59,275

What's happening to me is incredible.

823

01:
00:59,635 -- 01:01:04,154

I've had other flings, but always

with a 38 B cup, a 40 C cup.

824

01:
01:04,235 -- 01:01:07,994

My last was a 36

and a push-up made it 38.

825

01:
01:08,596 -- 01:01:11,475

But if your heart races

for a 34 B cup...

826

01:
01:12,755 -- 01:01:14,355

maybe that's love.

827

01:
01:14,596 -- 01:01:17,915

- What are you talking about?

- What do you know about tits?

828

01:
01:17,995 -- 01:01:21,195

You're a man,

you should know these things,

829

01:
01:21,316 -- 01:01:23,714

lots of paintings

show b*obs hanging out.

830

01:
01:25,675 -- 01:01:27,075

You took cold.

831

01:
01:27,796 -- 01:01:30,795

Or maybe it was that swim.

832

01:
01:32,355 -- 01:01:36,435

Checco's gone for medicine,

he'll be right back.

833

01:
01:37,755 -- 01:01:40,795

Your fever will go down

and you'll feel better.

834

01:
01:41,795 -- 01:01:43,474

You're so lovely!

835

01:
01:46,316 -- 01:01:48,554

I really wanted a girl.

836

01:
01:51,195 -- 01:01:52,715

Mom!

837

01:
01:54,916 -- 01:01:56,555

Where are you Mom?

838

01:
02:03,596 -- 01:02:06,354

What is it? I'm here with you.

839

01:
02:07,556 -- 01:02:09,114

Mom's right here.

840

01:
02:11,516 -- 01:02:14,474

She'll get better fast

with the medicine.

841

01:
02:14,556 -- 01:02:15,795

Let's hope.

842

01:
02:16,076 -- 01:02:18,515

- Guess what she did before!

- What?

843

01:
02:20,036 -- 01:02:22,274

She talked in Arabic, sounded crazy.

844

01:
02:22,356 -- 01:02:25,594

No, she's not Arab!

845

01:
02:25,715 -- 01:02:27,555

I thought she was too,

846

01:
02:28,035 -- 01:02:30,834

but she's French, Ma Ghrebi's line.

847

01:
02:30,915 -- 01:02:32,795

Ma Ghrebi? Who's that?

848

01:
02:34,875 -- 01:02:37,234

I don't know, I even looked it up

in the dictionary,

849

01:
02:37,355 -- 01:02:38,955

but maybe it's really old.

850

01:
02:39,035 -- 01:02:42,754

Grab the phone, or she'll wake up!

851

01:
02:45,755 -- 01:02:46,954

The bath is free.

852

01:
02:47,915 -- 01:02:49,354

So, go crap!

853

01:
02:53,195 -- 01:02:54,875

- Who was it?

- A maniac.

854

01:
02:54,955 -- 01:02:57,114

Know all maniacs that ry it on?

855

01:
02:57,635 -- 01:03:00,194

I'll stay here, go on home.

856

01:
03:00,356 -- 01:03:03,115

- You'll stay?

- In case she feels sick again.

857

01:
03:03,195 -- 01:03:05,314

- Let me stay.

- No, go along home.

858

01:
03:10,835 -- 01:03:12,354

Bye, Farah.

859

01:
03:13,275 -- 01:03:14,914

It's gone down.

860

01:
03:22,195 -- 01:03:24,355

- "THE RENAISSANCE" -

861

01:
03:47,235 -- 01:03:51,354

It happens sometimes... Sometimes...

862

01:
03:51,916 -- 01:03:54,834

I work just great!

863

01:
03:54,995 -- 01:03:57,675

It's that jerk Zalone's fault.

864

01:
03:58,715 -- 01:04:00,634

You can't get it up and it's Zalone!

865

01:
04:00,716 -- 01:04:03,354

That guy could jeopardize my promotion.

866

01:
04:03,475 -- 01:04:05,874

We might not get back to Rome.

867

01:
04:05,955 -- 01:04:09,874

No, Zalone or no Zalone,

I'm going back to Rome.

868

01:
04:10,555 -- 01:04:13,354

First it's your heart,

you can't take Viagra

869

01:
04:13,515 -- 01:04:14,754

and there's no action.

870

01:
04:14,875 -- 01:04:17,995

Then the heart recoups,

Zalone comes and there's no action.

871

01:
04:18,075 -- 01:04:20,315

There's never any action here!

Know what?

872

01:
04:20,395 -- 01:04:22,795

If this keeps up,

I'm going back to Rome alone.

873

01:
04:22,875 -- 01:04:23,994

Alone?

874

01:
04:25,435 -- 01:04:26,834

Let's talk it over!

875

01:
04:28,115 -- 01:04:32,074

This is an important day,

your son has become a priest.

876

01:
04:32,475 -- 01:04:35,994

He might become something else

in the future, right Ivano?

877

01:
04:36,075 -- 01:04:37,714

Actually, Father Ivano.

878

01:
04:37,795 -- 01:04:39,474

- I can say?

- Of course!

879

01:
04:39,555 -- 01:04:43,754

I'll be responsible for the artistic

heritage of the Church in Milan.

880

01:
04:44,195 -- 01:04:47,434

- A tiny gift!

- You didn't tell us.

881

01:
04:59,355 -- 01:05:01,195

I'll tell you another later.

882

01:
05:03,315 -- 01:05:06,115

Would you pour these glasses?

883

01:
05:07,395 -- 01:05:09,955

Rossella's nice!

884

01:
05:10,275 -- 01:05:15,154

What fun! Why don't we spend

a week-end together in Rome?

885

01:
05:15,275 -- 01:05:17,794

- Farah, have you seen Rome?

- No, never.

886

01:
05:17,875 -- 01:05:21,034

Rome's a blast.

I might be ransferred there.

887

01:
05:21,475 -- 01:05:24,394

- Really?

- To be bodyguard... to the Pope.

888

01:
05:25,275 -- 01:05:28,114

It's not a sure thing,

they say there's a chance.

889

01:
05:28,195 -- 01:05:32,354

I'm giving it 100%,

but it's not my decision.

890

01:
05:32,515 -- 01:05:34,594

Farah, let's get a drink.

891

01:
05:36,035 -- 01:05:38,075

Darling, it's nothing!

892

01:
05:38,475 -- 01:05:41,554

This summer I'll be on

a spiritual rereat with the bishop.

893

01:
05:41,995 -- 01:05:43,234

Ivano!

894

01:
05:44,795 -- 01:05:48,074

I'd like to see to a friend,

be right back.

895

01:
05:49,876 -- 01:05:51,394

Thanks for coming.

896

01:
05:51,796 -- 01:05:53,114

Thank you, Checco.

897

01:
05:53,235 -- 01:05:56,154

But we've gotta leave,

she just got over a fever.

898

01:
05:56,635 -- 01:05:59,034

- You look well though.

- Yes, thank you.

899

01:
05:59,195 -- 01:06:01,474

We've got a little gift for you.

900

01:
06:03,355 -- 01:06:05,914

- An olive ree!

- An Apulia original.

901

01:
06:06,115 -- 01:06:09,355

- Like it?

- It's beautiful!

902

01:
06:09,475 -- 01:06:11,275

Who knows what you paid!

903

01:
06:14,075 -- 01:06:16,274

- Capobianco Nicola.

- Who's that?

904

01:
06:16,395 -- 01:06:18,794

His cousin in the Foresry Service.

905

01:
06:19,235 -- 01:06:21,794

You've become so integrated!

906

01:
06:24,355 -- 01:06:25,994

Bye, Rossella!

907

01:
06:36,435 -- 01:06:39,714

Hey, Farah, I got this.

908

01:
06:43,195 -- 01:06:46,034

Cake, I swiped it from the buffet.

909

01:
06:46,155 -- 01:06:48,434

So you've got breakfast tomorrow.

910

01:
06:48,635 -- 01:06:51,154

Listen, it's clear by now.

911

01:
06:51,475 -- 01:06:54,794

We've had days together,

it's time to say...

912

01:
06:55,395 -- 01:06:57,834

I mean, I think that...

913

01:
06:59,035 -- 01:07:00,034

Come on!

914

01:
07:01,035 -- 01:07:02,914

That... it's cold here evenings,

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Gennaro Nunziante is an Italian film director. He directed the highest-grossing domestic film in Italy, Quo Vado?. more…

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