What Happened Last Night Page #7
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Dude, I can drink anyone
under the table.
How many have you had already?
Um... I don't know, like...
10, 12, 17, 18, 19...
Maybe you should slow down
a little, dude.
You don't wanna puke so soon
into the party.
I'm not gonna puke.
I can drink anyone
under the table.
You said that already, dude.
You know, screw it.
Where's Freshie?
I'm not done with him yet.
Uh, what...?
Some of the other
brothers got him.
I'm not done with him yet.
You said that already.
Screw it.
You said that too.
Come on, let's go inside.
Why?
Because I found a hot chick.
And she's got
a pretty cute friend.
What cute, that's it?
Danny, come on.
Okay.
He's just the greatest guy.
How long have you been together?
Two months.
Oh, my god.
You're so happy, Katie.
I know.
Isn't it ridiculous?
I am so jealous.
I know, right?
Some girls get all the luck.
Okay, now where is he?
He's here.
Just getting me a drink.
Could you just die?
Mm-hm.
It's so stinking sweet.
And and I bet
he is drop-dead gorgeous too.
Oh, he's cute.
Oh, he's taking over his dad's
company in few years,
so he has a solid future
ahead of him.
Well, look who's gonna get
her Mrs degree.
Oh, stop.
Dum-dum-da-dum!
I hope so.
Okay, seriously,
where can I find someone
like that?
Oh, my god, Liz,
he is so not my type.
We were made partners
in English lit,
and one thing led to another.
You just gotta stay away
from the creeps.
You know I am a creep magnet.
Hey, babe.
See?
Okay!
In what world, friend...
Oh, no, I was just...
In what world...
Look, I'm sure you've heard
a lot about me.
It's not all true.
I haven't...
Listen, just because
you bring me a beer,
doesn't mean I'm gonna...
It's not for you.
Hop in the sack with you.
Look at you,
you're not even a gamma yet.
You're probably never
gonna be a gamma.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And where would you even expect
to take me?
Mommy's basement?
Don't flatter yourself.
Seriously,
it's never gonna happen.
Don't worry,
I have a girlfriend,
and you're not my type.
Mm-hm. Really?
Mm-hm. Yeah, really.
Come on, Darrin.
Awkward.
Have a great wedding.
Your face, my face.
Let's make it happen.
Ooh.
Never gonna happen.
Can you believe that guy?
He hit on me
like half and hour ago.
Why doesn't that surprise me?
Frat boys.
All right, who's next?
I'll play.
Wait.
We'll get each other smashed.
Okay.
How about teams?
You two versus me and...
Joe.
Beer pong?
Yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Sure, girls against guys,
let's do it.
All right, let's do it.
That's really good.
How it's done.
Trust me I'm better.
Oh!
You know you're getting wasted.
Wasted!
- Why are you high-fiving him?
- I'm the one that made it...
Oh!
Drink. No, no, no.
Oh!
You're going down.
Game point, Mel.
All right. Relax.
I can't drink anymore,
so don't miss.
For the last, I got this.
Chill out.
Don't put your elbow
on the table.
I am going to kick your ass
if you don't shut up.
Oh!
It looks like someone
is finally loosening up.
Well, looks like I won.
Won what?
A drinking game
between me and Mindy.
Aah!
There was a drinking game
and I wasn't invited.
I thought you knew.
Hey, who wants to do
a keg stand?
Do it, Sarah.
Do it.
You're joking.
No. Aah!
Okay,
we triple-dog dare you.
Yeah, come on.
I'll be gentle.
Okay,
but you have to do one too.
Girl, you don't have
to ask me twice.
Be gentle.
You got it.
Hold my drink.
Mm.
Hold my dress.
Done.
All right.
All right. You ready.
Yeah.
Aah!
Whoa!
Oh. Okay.
I got it, I got it.
In your mouth.
Go, chug, chug.
She's a pro.
She's been doing this all night.
Whoa. You all right?
Let's go, Jake.
Yeah.
You ready?
Come on, keep going.
Ooh.
- Come on, pledge.
- Yes, sir.
Take it like a man.
- All right, frank. Get him up.
- Get him up there.
Come on, let's go. Drink it.
Go, frank.
Here we go. Okay.
Let's do it.
All right...
- Let's go, come on.
- Let's do this.
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Mindy, long time no see.
Oh, my god.
Shut the hell up, Sarah.
Come on.
There, off the stairs.
Guess what.
What?
I won beer pong,
and did a keg stand.
Congratulations.
I wrote down my score.
Goodness gracious.
There.
I'm at 47.
Honey, if you were at 47,
you'd be dead, you idiot.
Uh...
Right.
Tell me the score.
It's 11.
And you have?
Two.
You're doing the dishes,
shut the hell up, Sarah.
You're doing the dishes.
Shut up.
Oh, is Mindy windy
getting all mad?
Look, you won, okay?
You won. Game over.
Can we go home now?
Please, let's go home.
Look around, it's disgusting.
You're the one
who wanted to come here
in the first place, minster.
This whole contest
was your idea.
I didn't even wanna come.
Mm-hm.
And now I'm having a good time,
and you wanna leave?
I don't think so.
Come on.
Okay, come on.
Wanna stay?
Mm-hm.
That guy has been looking
at you all night.
I bet you could get a beer
from him.
Yeah, right there.
Who?
Right there, see him?
Right there.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely. Mm-hm.
Make it better:
I bet you a dollar
that you can't
get a beer from him.
You're on.
Is your father an astronaut?
Oh, don't.
Okay then.
Hi there.
Hi.
I'm Sarah.
Brian.
Are you having a good time
tonight?
I am now that you're here.
I like you. You're fun.
Excuse me. What do you think
you're doing?
Chanel, it's not what you think.
Are you talking to me?
Well, I ain't talking to myself.
Look, I'm over here
having a nice conversation
with a nice-looking guy,
and you have to come over here
and try to ruin it for me?
Why don't you turn
your skanky ass back around
and crawl back
from the rock you came out from.
Now, I know you didn't
just call my ass skanky.
Oh, yes, I did.
If the shoe fits, honey,
lace that b*tch right up.
How about I lace it up your ass?
How about
you get out of my face?
Hey, Sarah.
- Hi, Mindy.
- Hey.
I did what you told me to.
I came over here
and I flirted with Brian.
But this skank came over here
and ruined my chances.
I know you're not talking
about me.
Oh, yes, I am.
Look, mayor of munchkin land,
she's drunk, can't you see that?
She's drunk.
Yeah. And your friend has been
flirting with my man all night.
Oh, honey, I bet he was thinking
about you the whole time.
So get over it.
Mindy, you told me
he was staring at me all night.
Oh. Oh, you did,
did you?
Well, let me tell you something.
He doesn't ever have to look
at anybody else.
- You know why?
- Why?
Because I got a job at Hooters.
Doing what? Washing dishes?
What the hell is so funny?
You wash dishes
because your tits...
What the hell is wrong with you?
Tiny-titty b*tches.
Oh, my god.
Aah! What?
- Chanel!
- Sarah, Sarah.
Okay, okay, I know.
Mindy...
Okay, I know, I know. I know.
I'm all wet.
Okay, let's clean you up first.
Yeah, no, no, it's okay.
Hey, baby.
Wanna get lei'd?
Get a room.
You wanna?
Okay.
Can you believe her?
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