When Hainan Meets Teochew Page #4

Don't worry, you guys will be alright

Everything will be okay

after a good night's sleep

Are you free tomorrow?

Why?

Do me a favour. Meet my mother

Again?

Are you Teochew?

It's best to eat a fish's stomach

It's best to marry "6th Auntie"

Auntie, you speak Teochew so well!

You're tall and strong

I'm neither tall nor strong, Auntie

At least you're taller

and stronger than Ah-Min

Her name is Ah-Min?

She's Lee Xiao Min

Lee Xiao Min? What a feminine name

What's your name?

I'm Chen Hong Chai

Chen Hong Chai? How manly!

You have to take good care of her for me

Then who takes care of me?

You take care of each other

Why don't you take care of her?

My health is fading fast,

I can't take care of her

If you refuse, I'll take

care of you when I'm dead

Please don't, auntie!

You have my word

I'll tell her off if she disobeys you

I'll lecture her if she disobeys me

If she disobeys the both of us,

I'll give her a good beating

Good! Good!

I have another small request

What is it?

Can both of you kiss for me to see?

I want it to be a very passionate kiss!

Mother! Can we not?

But I want to see...

Can we not, auntie?

Please...

Do we have to?

I'm only joking!

You'll make me miss my old

man if you really kissed

Well done

So you prefer guys now?

I said do you prefer guys now?

Do you like men because you genuinely like

men

or because you need them?

You like men or need men?

How about you? Do you prefer men or

women?

You like men or women?

I can't hear a word you're saying

You like men or women?

I've always like men

Sorry, so it's me who made you like women!

You brought him to meet your mother

Are the both of you getting seriously?

What?

I said you brought him to meet your mother.

Are the both of you getting seriously?

What's up with you?

I haven't even met your mother

You weren't serious about us

Why should you meet my mother?

So I wasn't serious? And Miss Teochew is?

My mother is not well

I brought Teochew to meet her to ease her

worry!

Why not bring me instead?

Why should I bring you to my mother?

What should I tell her? That you're my ex?

Do I embarrass you?

Are you looking for a fight?

Why would I look for a fight?

You might just throw me out of the house

Hey!

You were the one who wanted to leave!

You always called the shots!

What can I say!

You eat cockroach sh*t!

You eat rabbit sh*t!

Turtle sh*t!

Cat sh*t!

Bird sh*t!

Dog sh*t!

All kinds of sh*t!

Not sleepy?

Where's Hainan-boy?

She's eating cockroach sh*t in her room

Which DVD are we watching?

I don't watch such war movies. I'm going to

sleep now

I don't like watching such films by myself.

I need company

I don't watch films without plots

So you like those with plots?

No, I don't watch such films

Are you that decent?

I'm going to bed now!

Hang on! I have a question for you

What? I need my beauty sleep now

I'm asking you right now

Yes?

Does watching such films excite you?

Keep quiet

Don't make any noise. Relax

or you'll wake Hainan-boy

Does this excite you?

Does this excite you?

Does this excite you?

Does this excite you?

Does this excite you?

Does this excite you?

Brother, why are you crying?

You are my brother.

Please behave like a man

Brother, forget about Hainan

Can you stop bothering me?

Brother, I don't think you can handle

Hainan-boy this time

She will do you a lot of damage

If you keep spending time with her

you will be become increasingly girly

Brother, trust me

You have to be more manly in these things

Brother, if you can't manage this

Let me handle it

Hello, auntie

Who are you?

I am Ah Guang, Teochew's brother

Ah Guang? I thought Ah Guang is dead?

Yes, I am dead

And you shall die today!

What are you doing?

It's fast and painless

I'd stab you gently and

it'll be over quickly

You want to kill me?

Just bear with it.

You'll bleed a little, that's all

Why do you want to kill me?

You're turning my brother into a woman

That's why I have to kill you, sorry

Don't waste your breath killing me

You're so handsome, even when committing

murder!

You're sucking up to me now?

What else can I do?

Stop struggling and let me kill you!

Help!

Help!!

Help!!

Ah Guang! What are you doing?

Help!

Brother, don't worry. I'll be done soon

Ah Guang!

Brother, I'm sorry.

I'll apply a plaster for you later!

Help!

I'm actually bleeding!

Brother, you behaved like a man!

That's my brother!

You did it!

You did it this time!

I will not return again!

Goodbye!

I can't believe it. Even a ghost can kill a

human...

I can't believe you killed your brother

Hey, I was doing it to save your life!

Yes, you are great! Courageous! Just!

And now, my saviour

I owe you my life

Is that better?

You're such a charmer

I can't tell when you mean it or not

Hey, I really mean it

Thanks for saving my life

Can you sleep with us tonight?

Why?

In case your brother returns

Don't worry. My brother's a man of his word

If he says he will not

return, he will not return

Just in case. I feel safer with you around!

Why can't you just spend the night with us?

How can the three of us squeeze onto a bed?

What bed? You can sleep on the floor!

No! I have to sleep on the bed and on the

right!

I want to sleep on the right!

Then it's perfect

I'm usually take the left,

so you can take the right

Men on the left, women on the right. Okay?

Okay

I wish we'll never argue again!

You shouldn't reveal your birthday wish

But I really wish we'll stop arguing

It's normal for couples to quarrel

But why do we keep arguing on and on...

Do you know why?

It's because I'm too old

and you're too young

To me, you're not old

Come over...

What?

Look closely. I'm really old

Have you really aged or are

you tired from our arguments?

You're the one arguing,

why would I be tired?

Remember my face

every year on your birthday

How can I forget this face?

Good morning

Are you okay?

Are you crying?

Why are you crying?

Can't a man cry?

Where's Meihui?

She's gone

Where did she go?

I have no idea...

She packed her stuff and left

Tomorrow's her birthday

I celebrate it with her every year

It's okay

You can still celebrate with her tomorrow

Both of you are still good friends right?

Did you get her a present?

I want to make her a gift

Can you help me?

What can I do?

Hainanese kaya

This is homemade Hainanese kaya

You have to try it

Homemade recipe...

I spent six hours helping you to make it

How will you repay me?

What do you want for your reward?

Something simple

Just a bungalow

with a garden

For six hours of your time

you want a bungalow with a garden?

That's asking too much!

A bungalow with a garden isn't much

I'm not asking for three bungalows

four gardens

and five swimming pools!

Are you giving them to me?

Sure...

I'll burn them to you!

You have such a foul, inauspicious mouth!

Stop cursing me, you idiot!

Shut up and eat!

Quickly!

Is it yummy?

Just taste it

Do you like it?

It's surprising good!

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