When Hainan Meets Teochew Page #3

He used to be a stuntman

Stuntman?

He's still as fit as before!

Look over there

What's that?

He's old, yet insists on doing chin-ups

everyday

He's mad!

It's so high up!

He really does chin-ups?

Why don't you give it a try?

No way

I don't do things like that

Didn't you do chin-ups in the army?

I was a clerk in the army

I don't do chin-ups

I stay in the office

Drinking 7-up

Just one chin-up will do

No

Just one

No

Just one!

No

Listen to me!

Do it for your father!

Do I have to?

Definitely!

I'll help you! Come on!

Just once

Come on!

Go on!

One

Two

Three!

Use your strength!

And again!

You're nearly there

Buck up!

Buck up!

Buck up!

Buck up!

You're nearly there!

Buck up!

Buck up!

You're nearly there!

I'm letting go on the count of three

One

Two

Three!

Congratulations!

You did it!

Congratulations!

Success!

Dad! I did it!

Dad!

Dad

Don't worry. You dad's just acting cool

In fact, he's elated

Let's play chess with him

It's my turn, uncle

Six!

Now it's your turn!

Six!

Look at that!

Romantic comedies always have hunks and

babes!

That's right

Look at that!

Even the toilets and

storerooms look perfect!

How is that possible?

Hunks and babes are more

attractive to watch

Who wants to watch people

like us fall in love?

[Falling in love?]

[Us?]

[Oops! What did I just say?]

[How silent...]

[Feels weird...]

[Say something!]

I knew it!

A third party always turns up!

Look at that!

Coming...!

Who can it be?

Open up!

Open up!

Have you two stopped speaking?

He no longer likes me

Didn't I tell you, men are all alike!

They open up like

floodgates if they like you

and clam up when they lose interest

I'm okay

He'll take me back once he

realises I'm here with you

Can I stay here for a few nights?

I've rented your room to him

You can sleep with me tonight

You two are going to sleep on the same bed?

What's wrong?

Didn't you two split up?

Wouldn't it be weird to share a bed?

We were one weird couple

When we were together, we slept on separate

beds

But when we split up, we share a bed

Or else?

You can share a bed with me tonight

Be careful if he rapes you!

Oh! Please don't rape me!

Hang on!

How will you rape me?

Are you a man or a woman?

What do you think?

I'm not sure

I'm not sure

I'm not sure

I know!

Youre a man!

Know how I know?

How?

It's because we have breasts

He doesn't!

Stop your nonsense!

Eat your noodles!

Come on!

Taking a shower?

You too?

You go ahead!

No, you!

You're older, you first!

You're younger, so you go ahead!

The older one goes first!

No, younger one goes first!

The older one goes first!

No, younger one goes first!

The older one goes first!

No, younger one goes first!

The older one goes first!

No, younger one goes first!

Want to shower together?

You go ahead...

She goes first...

She goes first...

She goes first...

Can you not come and go as you please?

You gave me such a fright!

Have you fallen in love with Hainan-boy?

At first, I supported your decision

but I realised that although

she has a woman's body

she's mentally a man!

I have a man's body but am mentally a

woman!

Brother, you're a man!

Don't you go liking another man!

You're my brother! Can you be more manly?

That's enough!

You're still reminding me of

that incident ten years ago?

What's past is past

I'm already dead

What's done can't be undone

Why don't you woo Meihui instead?

At least she's more womanly

She's prettier than Hainan-boy

That's enough!

You're such a busybody!

Leave now! Don't disturb my rest!

Are you Teochew?

Miss Teochew

I've heard that Teochew

girls are all very pretty

Of course! Haven't you heard?

[Teochew] If you marry, you

have to marry "6th Auntie!"

[Teochew] If you marry, you

have to marry "6th Auntie!"

Who's "6th Auntie"?

"6th Auntie" is a legendary

beauty in Teochew folklore

She's as beautiful as me!

Teochew girls are usually beauties

but Hainanese husbands are the best!

Really?

Of course!

Hainanese husbands treasure their wives

and are great cooks

So please find yourself a Hainanese husband

If you marry, marry a Hainanese man

If you marry, you have

to marry "6th Auntie!"

If you marry, marry a Hainanese man

But you're a woman!

Teochew girls are beauties

but you're a man!

Both of you are so unfortunate...

How did you two meet?

It's all because of your bra

My bra?

Here!

This is a complicated matter.

You better not ask why

So both of you met because of my bra?

This is so wonderful!

This is indeed a wonder bra!

Move aside! Move aside!

Autograph this!

One cup each!

Don't be shy!

Come on, sign your name!

Sign it!

I'll put it on for you to see!

Just joking!

Hainan's cup!

Techew's cup!

You two are meant to be!

It's fate!

I'm Ultraman!

Lee, the evil nun who was defeated?

Wanted revenge

and makes her way to the ice tomb

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Without warning

She strikes Yang with

her trademark Five Poison Palm!

Then attacks the Dragon Lady

with her Heart Drilling Palm!

An epic battle awaits...

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Buck up, sister!

Buck up!

Serve!

Hit it!

You're fantastic!

Hit it again!

Love don't have to be too sweet

Romance don't have to be too romantic

Even if you're not fated to be

You can still meet up

by chance accidentally

You can go for a walk without holding hands

You can go for a date

without dressing nicely

We don't care about everlasting love

Just want to grow old together

Love should not be tied down to one

perspective

It can be between a hunk and a babe

or an uncle and an auntie

Love actually is...

I love you and you love me

Every man and woman...

should have the right to love

Let's say one day I waited and you came my

way

You may not be the prettiest I've ever seen

I can give you my future

You can give me your body

Normal days...

You'd be my umbrella and

I'd be your raincoat

Although I look 26

have the fair skin of a 21 year-old

the outlook of a 16 year-old

but my body is that of a 40 year-old

I've really aged

That's how it is

As long as you have someone to massages

you

that's enough

That's enough for you?

Why not?

Couples need lots of activities

Then their life together will be exciting

If not, they'll have problems!

You think too much

and you want to try everything

Don't talk to me about trying!

Your reluctance to try anything

made our relationship very boring!

Yes... yes...

The best is to spend a few years abroad

two years in London, two years in Tokyo

You can try everything you like

and not care about anything back home!

You're extremely selfish!

You've done many things when you were

younger!

I'm already 30 and there are lots I haven't

done!

If I don't try them now, when will I?

So it's better for you to be with him

All he cares about is sex. Nothing else!

You'd be free to try everything!

Go eat sh*t!

You two can argue even during massage?

It's normal to argue

It's difference in our

thinking that's the problem

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