When Harry Tries to Marry Page #4
Girls! Don't forget
The break has arrived.
Oh, Louis!
Happy birthday, Harish.
Thank you so much
for remembering.
So sweet of you.
lt's your birthday, man. l--
Happy birthday, man.
Oh, my god, Harry!
Sorry. lt's Nita.
- Are you having a party?
- Nita.
Okay, you can open
your present now.
Go on, Harish.
l hope you like it.
Why didn't you tell us
it's his birthday?
l forgot.
Actually, l never bought
a present for a boy before.
Okay, okay,
have you opened it?
Can you just hold on
for a second?
- Sure, sure.
- Thank you.
What?
A teddy bear.
Oh, it's adorable.
lsn't it adorable, guys?
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
lt's great.
- And totally original.
- l really hope you like it.
l love it so much, Nita.
l really, really do.
Okay, there's a string
at the back. Pull it.
The string on the back?
Oh, God.
You"re my sweet cuddly- wuddly
bear, aren"t you?
Yes, you are.
You"re my sweet...
...cuddly- wuddly bear,
aren"t you?
Yes, you are.
Hey, teddy bear, if you gotta talk
do it in the other room,..
...'cause some of us
got work to do.
l went to
to find you the perfect gift.
l went all over the mall,
And l saw this teddy bear--
- So shall we resume?
- l see no one's tasted my nachos.
So what made you choose
architecture, anyways?
Oh, thank God. l thought
l was the only lndian...
...who doesn't watch cricket.
- No way. Spock rules.
Let's go someplace fun,
like Jamaica.
How can we name our son Ashish?
We might as well just call him...
...Hashish so he gets
strip- searched at airports.
Yes, l can cook.
Better than you.
You"re a scorpio?
Yes, it"s a very sexual sign.
l am not blushing!
Look, all l'm saying is this guy is
like a racehorse with blinders...
...on, and he is going to get married.
- What are you,..
...the horse whisperer?
- The other day, we were...
...having this heart- to- heart,
and he started talking about...
...how some men like dry wine,
but others like sweet,..
...but how could they know
which one was better...
...unless they tasted both?
l mean, why would a guy tell me
this stuff when he doesn't...
...even drink.
Hey, l don't own a gun,
but l still know what happens...
...when l point it at my head
and pull the trigger.
All l'm saying is, what if he wanted
to send me a signal,..
...but he was too shy to come out
and tell me directly?
Look, T, you know l'm not one
to admit when l'm wrong,..
...but l have been wrong about
Harry.
This guy, he is not your ordinary
Harry. l mean, first, he hits you...
...with Harry Potter's magic wand,
then he sends you all kinds...
...of mixed messages like Harry did
to Sally. And now, he is busting out...
...his magnum on you like dirty Harry,
and blowing you away...
...with both barrels.
l say, beware of all Harrys.
They're all bad news.
Here is your lifeline.
lt's quite long.
Yep, it's quite long.
And this over here...
...is the line representing,
relationships.
So as you can see, it's sort of
going straight,..
...but then it veers off to the left.
- Yeah, l don't see that.
You're not looking
close enough obviously.
This is my grandmother's
recipe, actually.
- lt's great.
- So yummy.
Harry! Harry,
what's the matter?
Did you use meat sauce
or marinara--
22 years of my religious beliefs
are going down the--
l think l overreacted.
She didn"t mean to put
meat in the sauce.
Look, if you feel
...why don't you take her out
- You mean a date?
- No, no.
Call it...
Call it a detente.
- Detente?
- Yeah. Detente.
You know, to, like,
bury the hatchet.
Dude, take her to
one of your lndian things.
Chicks dig culture, man.
- Yeah.
Theresa, Theresa,
come on.
Take some of this.
Let's go over there.
Oh, god, this is beautiful.
Dude, this drink, l'm liking.
- lt's called bhang.
Sweet, but it packs a punch.
Kind of like you.
Very funny.
Hey, l thought you didn't drink.
- l don't, but bhang is allowed,..
...and even required
on the day of holi.
l'm serious.
Look, lord Shiva used it
to increase meditation...
...and reach transcendence,
but we mortals use it...
to loosen up.
Hey, l'm loose, man.
And l love the bhang.
Me, too. Hey,
Bhangs away.
- What's with all the colors?
- Holi marks the end of winter...
...and the triumph of good over evil.
Smearing colors on friends,..
...acquaintances, and dear ones
is a unique custom...
...where one can meet new people,
settle old feuds and create...
...an atmosphere
of goodwill and friendship.
- So basically, it's a free- for- all.
- Basically.
Oh! What's the matter, Harry?
Feelin' blue?
No. You're just
making me see red.
Oh, so what are you
gonna do about it?
What am l
gonna do about it?
That's what
Oh, at least l'm not green.
with envy.
At least l don't have purple haze
all through my brain.
Hey, knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Orange.
Orange you glad l didn't hit you
with purple again?
Dude!
Maybe you should just
lighten up a little.
What?
So much for goodwill
and friendship.
l forgive you,
but l'm never...
...cooking for you again.
l had a really,..
...really good time though.
Thank you for inviting me.
lt was my pleasure.
- So what are you doing tomorrow?
- Tomorrow?
l'll probably
see you in class, right?
Hi, Theresa.
What's going on?
Yeah, you probably will.
- What are you doing right now?
- Now?
Yeah, l thought l might
go home and take a bath.
You know, to wash away the colors.
- Right. Yeah.
lt's a good idea. l should probably
do the same.
l'll scrub this off.
l feel like a clown.
So...
Okay then.
- Theresa.
- Yeah?
- Thanks for being such a good pal.
- Yeah.
See ya, pal.
So, Harry, can you tell us
who you chose for your arranged...
...marriage, and why?
- Sure, Jim.
l chose Nita.
See, we're both Brahmin,..
...come from the same village,
both studying to be architects,..
- And best of all,..
...you both love
children and animals!
Right!
Let's see if our audience
agrees with you.
- You nervous?
- No.
- Not even a little bit?
- l've been planning this...
...in my mind my entire life.
All l'm doing now...
...is seeing the plan through.
lf it were me getting married,
l'd be a basket case right now.
You're a brave guy,
Harry Shankar.
- Do you wanna go take a walk?
- Yeah.
- Surprise.
- Mum!
Yes. Surprise!
l went by your apartment,
and Louis told me...
...that l might find you here.
- Mum, please, we talked...
...about the excessive p. d. a.
- Hi, babu!
l have missed you!
- Theresa, this is my mom.
- Geeta Shankar.
Formerly Patel, of the Patels
of Gujarat.
lt's a pleasure to meet you, my dear.
- Theresa Prada.
- Prada? As in the Milano Pradas?
- No. As in the Malibu...
...relocated to Brooklyn Pradas.
- Quaint. Very quaint.
l'm sure we'll meet again
when our schedules open up.
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