When the Wind Blows Page #3
- Year:
- 1986
- 84 min
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You are what you... eat.
And the survival of
the fittest, an' that. Whoa!
That's why so many people... are jogging
and eating lots of All-Bran, I expect.
Only the fittest will survive the
outcome of the nuclear holocaust.
They eat lots of beans, too.
They give you wind, beans do.
You certainly shouldn't
eat beans, James.
Let's not get personal, ducks.
I'm trying to have a
scientific discussion.
If there really is going to be a war,
who do you think will win?
Well, the Americans have
tactile nuclear superiority,
due to their IBMs and
their polar submarines.
But in the event of a
pre-emptive strike,
innumerate Russian hordes will sweep
across the plains of Central Europe.
Force will come roaring in
with their Superhawks, B-17 s and B-19s,
bristling with guns! Terrifically armed!
"OK, you guys! Let's go!"
They'd razor the Russky
defences to the ground.
Then the marines would parachute
in and round up the population.
After that, the big generals would
go over... like... Ike and Monty.
Then the Russians would capitulate,
and there would be a condition of surrender.
Then they'd instil free
and fair elections.
One man, one vote.
And women too, nowadays, of course.
And thus, the Communist threat to
the Free World would be neutrified,
and democratic principles would
be instilled throughout Russia,
whether they liked it or not.
That's the world scenario as I
see it, at this moment in time.
- Monty. Wasn't he in the war?
- Well, of course he was.
He practically won it.
You remember, dear.
Tanks. The Desert Rats. El Alamo.
But that was ages ago, dear.
Yes, well, I expect
he's getting on a bit.
Probably been promoted.
More likely dead.
Monty dead? Never!
I'll bet he is. It's about
And he had a moustache then!
Who's in charge now, then?
Oh, one of those commuters, I expect.
It says here, "Place your
National Savings Certificates,
medical cards and birth
certificates in a box."
Here's a nice box, dear.
I'll give it a good clean-out.
Oh, thanks.
We'd... better keep
it in a safe place.
I wonder what would be a safe place.
Who's in charge of
the Russians, dear?
Oh... it's...
Shavinsky, isn't it?
Or... Molotov.
No. Molotov's just
a cocktail, I think.
Krushef. Yes, that's right.
B and K.
Bulgania and Krushef, that's them.
And that bloke Marx has got
something to do with it.
What are you doing, dear?
Blocking out the windows, in compliance
with the governmental directive.
It's the correct thing.
Yes. Then there's the...
usual committee, of course,
the Common Term, they call it...
the Soviet Supreme.
They're in charge of the BJ Kee.
That's the Secret Service.
SS for short.
Our lot is called EMI-5.
Oh, it's all very complicated, ducks.
Well, mind you don't
scratch the polish!
Is it any good writing him
a letter, do you think?
- Who, dear?
- This leader. BJ Whatshisname.
- What are you going to say, dear?
- Oh, I don't know.
Dear Sir,
Mr B J thing...
We, the people of Britain,
are fed up with being bombed.
We had enough of it last time, with old
Hitler, so will you just leave us in peace?
You live your life
and we'll live ours.
Hope you are well.
Please don't drop any bombs.
Yours sincerely, Mr and Mrs J Bloggs.
Very good, dear. Very nice. Yes.
You might be a bit late for the post.
You know what the
post is like these days.
First class might just get there.
But I must do this list.
"Dustbin, calendar, books, games, paper,
pencils, shovel, spade, crowbar, axe, hatchet,
saw, whistle and/or gong for alarms,
suitcases for furniture
or evacuation,
string, pliers...
first-aid kits, safety pins, scissors,
flints, aspirins, diarrhoea remedy,
tweezers, calamine lotion,
war crisis editions, lice-flea powder,
rodent poison, insulin,
blood-pressure tablets,
rubber gloves, sanitary towels,
mirror, toilet paper, eyewash."
I wonder if it's true
about the paper bags.
Or is it a joke?
I never know if it's
just a joke or not.
What's that, dear?
Well, they say you should get into a
paper bag just before the bomb goes off.
Whatever for?
I suppose it's like the white paint.
It... deflects the heat a bit.
We had spuds from the farm in them.
There should be four.
They'll be filthy, James.
Are you sure your
bag is clean, James?
Yes, dear, I...
cleaned it thoroughly.
You do look silly!
I wonder if it's all
right to have eyeholes.
They say it's the correct
thing to wear white.
People in Hiroshima with patterned clothes
got burned where the pattern was,
and not so much on the white bits.
Yes, but they were Japanese.
dear, ready for the bomb?
You're not going to wear that nice
new one I gave you for Christmas!
I don't want that spoiled.
You can wear your old clothes for the
bomb and save the best for afterwards.
All right, dear. Well, is there an
old white one, without stripes?
I don't want stripes all over me.
I've never heard such nonsense.
We didn't think what colour
clothes we had on in the war.
Lucky to have any clothes at all,
with everything on coupons.
We interrupt this programme for an
official government announcement.
An enemy missile attack has been
launched against this country.
It is estimated that the missiles
will arrive in approximately
three minutes. Three minutes.
God almighty, ducks!
There's only three minutes to go!
Oh, dear. I'll just
put the washing on.
Come back, you stupid b*tch,
and get in the shelter!
- How dare you talk to me like that, James!
- Shut up and get in!
There's no need to forget our manners
just because there's a war on.
Shut up! I'm trying to listen!
Take shelter immediately.
language in all my life.
- For God's sake, shut up!
- Oh, dear! I've left the oven on!
Get in! Get in! Get in!
The cake will be burned!
Lie down. Keep away from windows.
Cover your head and eyes.
Do not look at the sky
or through windows.
Take shelter immediately.
Repeat. % stay indoors.
Do not leave your home.
The cake will be be burned!
The cake will be burned!
Blimey!
- Blimey!
- Well I never!
Well, I... I suppose... that was it.
Blimey!
You all right, dear?
Yes, thanks, love.
Oh, dear.
I do feel all shaky.
Never mind, ducks.
We're... We're still
in one piece, eh?
Yes, I think so.
- Wasn't it light?
- Yes.
Terrific.
You get terrific light
with these bombs.
- The heat!
- I know.
Phew!
It's still hot now.
I wonder how far we are
away from the epicentre.
Or was it the hypocentre?
I can't remember.
What's that, dear?
Well, it's the centre of it all. You know,
the... the bull's-eye, sort of.
Bang in the middle. Or...
Or middle of the bang, rather.
bang in the middle, dear.
A direct hit.
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