Whip It Page #5
Okay, ladies, we're getting
beat, but we got the playbooks.
Time to show these Fight
Attendants a few tricks of our own.
Let's run Play Number 3. Stampede.
Number 3?
Yeah. I think we only got to Number 2.
Like, one and a half.
RAZOR:
You didn't learna goddamn thing, did you?
What's it gonna take for
you guys to pull it together?
You know what? That's it. Hold this.
Did he just take Number 3?
Come on. That's all I'm
saying. Just skate on through.
Hey, what's up, Razor? Ready to forfeit?
Forfeit my ass. Run this play.
What do I look like? An idiot?
Anyway, I've got my own plays.
Here's $20. You know
You run the play. You don't
you got another 20 coming
at the end of the bout.
(HORN SOUNDING)
Just run the play, Jeff.
You all right? Let's skate. Yeah.
Ladies, we've got a
change of plan. What?
Hey, don't let that traitor throw
you. Let's hit him where it hurts.
Did Razor just coach the other
team or did my peyote just kick in?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
I don't even know what's coming on
'cause I don't know what's
coming around the corner.
Fight Attendants are
about to take on the sky.
Whoa! Holy crap, a 1 80 turn.
Kami Kaze makes her way through the
rubble to score an easy four points.
Fight Attendants, 22, Hurl Scouts, 6.
Is that Play Number 3?
Works pretty well, doesn't it?
You suck.
HOLLY:
You turncoat.Want me to give them Play Number 4 now?
No.
Okay. Take a knee.
Okay. I wanna put what
l know I've moved on. We're
gonna run Play Number 2.
Fire and Smashley, you at least
know the first half of that, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Then get out there and get you some.
Hey, Scouts. You mind finishing
your little Family Feud huddle?
Survey says you're wasting our time.
Let's go ape sh*t.
Yeah.
JOHNNY:
Coming out of halftimeand an alternate universe,
Coach Razor puts former figure skater
Bloody Holly in the jammer position,
who launches furiously into the pack.
The team is on their game now,
pushing Bloody to the front.
And she makes it through
B*tch and Cookie Flake
grabbing a total of eight
points for the Hurl Scouts.
Come on, come on.
The Hurl Scouts are catching up
in points for the first time ever.
As this space oddity continues,
Babe Ruthless uses
her speed to fly by...
Oh! Axels of Evil knocks her down.
But she's back up. Here
they come around the turn.
A choreographed move
from the Hurl Scouts.
Has to be from Razor's playbook.
a first in the history
of the Hurl Scouts.
l can't believe I'm saying this,
but the Hurl Scouts are tied.
We got a tie game here, folks.
Oh, yeah? Oh, but Smashley goes down.
Really? B*tch. What the...No.
Ooh, watch out, Tammy. No. No.
Here comes Smashley.
Get off me, you psycho.
We've got two girls
brawling on the track.
I don't know whether to break it
up or break out the video camera.
Hell hath no fury like a woman fouled.
That's not legal.
favorite waitresses, nurses, teachers,
the crowd what they came for.
Smashley Simpson is out of
here. We're only moments to go
and the Hurl Scouts have
managed to squeak out in front.
We're at a 70-67. Hurl Scouts.
Okay, grab her wrists,
hold on tight. Go.
Play Number 8. You ready for the whip?
Put your arm out, I'll be there.
JOHNNY:
It's the finalseconds of the game.
and the Hurl Scouts attempt
a classic move in derby. Maggie.
Babe and Maggie go for the
whip, and it's effective.
Nothing gives you speed like the whip.
(EXCLAIMING)
A whip. Ruthless is flying into the pack
while her teammates are doing
a downright professional job
of clearing the way. She picks
up one, two, three, four points.
Break out the merit badges. 7 4-67.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
The Hurl Scouts have finally won one.
(HORN SOUNDING)
Fight Attendants, this
is your captain speaking.
It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride back
to Loserville. So if you have your...
ALL:
...you win the game. If yourun the plays, you win the game!
How about them Hurl Scouts?
Yeah. How about them Hurl Scouts?
How about them Hurl Scouts?
Touch, ladies. Touch.
We got to run the plays. We
run the plays, we win the game.
MAGGIE:
We'll do ourhomework. Every time.
There're only 10 of them.
It's not... Not rocket science.
Let's get those Holy Rollers.
BOTH:
Yes.(HIGH TIMES PLAYING)
OLIVER:
(SINGING) Iput a bomb in your fire
You say
oh-oh-oh-oh
I put a bomb in your
fire You say oh-oh-oh-oh
Murray. Murray. Murray!
(SINGING) There is a way to predict
the outcome of people like you
You are a sheep in sheep's
clothing and you know, you know
I am a-coming to get
you You say oh-oh, oh-oh
There is a way to
predict the outcome of...
Please tell me you did not
shove Corbi Booth over a rail.
Actually, I did.
Corbi has a huge bruise on her leg.
I know that you're just
too bohemian to care,
but she has to cheer tonight.
And she's gonna go through
with it? What an athlete.
MRS. WEAVER:
I'd like tospeak to the parents alone.
JOHNNY:
She's passing one, two,three girls. That's three points.
If you're still having trouble
following the game, folks,
don't worry, you're not the only one.
(BUZZER SOUNDS) We'll keep
track of the score for you.
You keep track of the fishnets.
This is a whole new Hurl Scouts on thIs
four-game winning streak they're on.
They ain't playing
scared, that's for sure.
(HORN SOUNDING)
Number 22 pulls it off again,
Looks like she's on her
way to rookie of the year,
and I can't think of anyone in
recent history more deserving.
Oh! They gave her the whip.
You wanted it and they
gave it to you, folks.
You've been whipped.
(IMITATES WHIP CRAOKING)
Nothing gives you speed like the whip.
And the Scouts, they go for another one,
inching even closer to a
slot in the championship.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(SINGING) And when you try to
resist It's like ha-ha-ha-ha
There is no way around this
tell me ho-ho-ho-holy roller
Can you feel my flame?
So my brother's been
working on some dates.
And it looks like this tour
thing is actually gonna happen.
That's really great.
Yeah, I guess.
Thirty-four days crammed into a
crappy van with four other dudes.
Like a bathroom on wheels or something.
That's a long time.
No, it's cool.
Look, you'll be doing your
thing, I'll be doing mine.
It'll go by fast, you'll see.
EARL:
Hit it. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah.Go, go, go, baby. Yeah. I love it.
Oh, my God. Do it.
(EXCLAIMS) No, I don't wanna
know. I don't wanna know.
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV)
Blisster? What are you doing?
I'm watching the game.
(LAUGHS)
That's what I tell the folks
at work, I'm cutting out early.
l tell your mom I'm coming home late.
Dad, I'm not gonna tell her.
Why do you feel like
you have to lie to her?
(SIGHS)
You gotta pick your
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