Who Framed Roger Rabbit Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 104 min
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REACTION - VALIANT
This is not quite the bunny he expected Roger to be married
to. His jaw drops. And his reaction is mirrored all around
the room. The men are panting so hard you couldn't keep a
match lit.
CLOSEUP - JESSICA
as she steps to the mike.
JESSICA RABBIT:
(sings)
in '22
You let other woman make a fool
of you
Why don't you do right.
Like some other men do...
Get out of here and
Get me the money too...'
Jessica takes the mike and comes off the stage. Slinkily.
she wanders among the tables, teasing the men as she goes.
Now there's a HOWL from behind Valiant. A Tex Avery type
TOON WOLF, who came masquerading as a human, couldn't help
but show his true colors at the sight of Jessica. He HOWLS
as if it were a full moon. His tongue rolls out of his head
and piles up on the floor like so much clothesline. His
eyeballs telescope out of his head. And finally, the Wolf
levitates and snaps rigid like an open jacknife. As the Wolf
makes a rush for the stage, the Gorilla Bouncer grabs him by
the suspenders. The Wolf, legs spinning madly, practically
knocks Valiant's table over as he grabs at Jessica. But the
Wolf has come to the end of his suspenders. He snaps back
toward the Gorilla who is holding an anvil in front of the
suspenders. CLANG! The Wolf hits the anvil and slides to
the floor. The Gorilla calmly whisks him into a dustpan and
carries him out.
JESSICA:
like all good saloon singers, has continued her act
undaunted.
JESSICA RABBIT:
(singing)
'Why don't you do right.
Like some other men do...'
She sashays over to the Geezer's table. Teasingly, she
swirls the whisps of white hair onto his head into a Dairy
Queen. He giggles gleefully and makes a grab at Jessica.
But she slips out of his grasp like mercury.
JESSICA RABBIT:
(continuing)
'You ain't got no money
Ain't got no use for you...'
Now Jessica works her way over to Eddie. She stops at his
table and sings tauntingly. Then with a flourish, she throws
herself in his lap, and belts out the finale.
JESSICA RABBIT:
(continuing)
'So get out of here...
And get me the money toooo!'
There is RAUCOUS APPLAUSE when she finishes. Jessica looks
deep into Eddie's eyes.
JESSICA RABBIT:
(continuing)
Thanks for your lap.
Before Eddie can reply, she jumps off, and slinks offstage,
leaving Eddie a pile of human wreckage. Valiant slugs the
rest of his drink down to put out the fire in his libido.
When the lights come up, Valiant looks over to where Acme is
slicking down his eyebrows and patting his hair down. He
stands, picks up a bouquet of roses from the chair beside
him, and as he passes Valiant's table, gives him a big wink.
Valiant watches Acme disappear backstage. He stands, drops
a couple bucks on the table, and follows after him.
BACKSTAGE:
Valiant steps past the curtain, keeping a discreet distance.
He follows Marvin Acme down a corridor and around the corner.
Acme stops and knocks on a dressing room door. After a
moment, it opens and Acme goes inside. Valiant checks over
his shoulder, but the backstage area is empty. He eases over
to the door and puts his eye to the keyhole.
POV THROUGH KEYHOLE
Jessica is seated at her dressing table. Acme is on his
knees next to her, kissing his way up her gloved hand, eyes
closed in ecstasy. Jessica takes her hand out of the glove
and starts combing her hair, leaving Marvin kissing a
suspended Toon glove.
ANGLE ON VALIANT
while he continues his peeping. The Gorilla bouncer sneaks
up behind him.
GORILLA:
Hey, whaddaya think you're doin',
chump?
VALIANT:
Who're you callin' chump, chimp?
The Gorilla smiles sadistically when he recognizes Valiant.
GORILLA:
Oh, it's da comedian...
The Gorilla grabs Valiant by the belt and lifts him off the
ground. He opens the fire door and heaves Valiant out.
EXT. ALLEY - NIGHT
Valiant comes flying out the door and CRASHES into a bunch of
garbage cans in the alley. The Gorilla stands in the doorvay
regarding the dazed Valiant.
GORILLA:
And don't lemme catch your peepin' face
around here again. Got it?
VALIANT:
Ooga-booga.
The Gorilla slams the door. Valiant picks himself up out of
the garbage. He brushes himself off, then starts down the
alley toward the rear of the building. We FOLLOW him around
the corner where he stops under Jessica's dressing room
window. He drags over a milk crate to stand on, takes a
small camera out of his pocket and opens the bellows. He
stands on the crate and aims the camera through the corner of
the window, as we HEAR the MUFFLED CONVERSATION from within.
ACME (O.S.)
Are we going to play pattycake tonight?
JESSICA RABBIT (0.5.)
Marvin, I have a headache...
ACME (O.S.)
(hurt)
But you promised...
JESSICA RABBIT (O.S.)
Oh, all right. But this time take that
hand buzzer off...
Valiant's eyes widen in disgust.
VALIANT:
Jesus Christ...
As he starts CLICKING pictures...
CUT TO:
EXT. MAROON STUDIO - LATE NIGHT
There's one light on in the Administration building.
INT. MAROON'S OFFICE - NIGHT
It's a large art deco office with walls covered with photos
of Maroon and various celebrities, human and Toon. R.K.
Maroon is seated behind his desk. Standing nearby is
Valiant. They are both regarding a hysterical Roger Rabbit,
who's holding a set of 8 x lO glossies. He's WAILING and
CRYING, Toon tears flooding off him in a torrent.
ROGER RABBIT:
Pattycake! Pattycake!
VALIANT:
Baker's man... but no use ruinin' a
good pair of shoes over it.
ANGLE ON RUG:
Roger's tears have formed a puddle around the desk. Valiant
lifts a well-worn oxford and shakes the water off it.
MAROON:
hands Roger his handkerchief. Roger AAH-OO-GA'S his nose.
MAROON:
Take comfort, son, you're not the first
man whose wife played pattycake on him.
ROGER RABBIT:
I don't believe it. I won't believe
it.
MAROON:
The pictures don't lie. Mr. Valiant
here took them himself.
Roger takes another look at the pictures.
CLOSE - PHOTOS
They're shots of Jessica Rabbit and Marvin Acme seated knee
to knee, caught in the act of slapping palms... really
playing pattycake.
BACK TO SCENE:
Maroon gets up and crosses to a bar table set up by the
window. He pours a drink from a crystal decanter as Roger
starts sobbing again.
ROGER RABBIT:
But Jessy... she's the light of my
life, the apple of my eye, the cream in
my coffee...
Valiant eyes the booze longingly as he mutters to himself.
VALIANT:
Well, you better start thinkin' about
drinkin' it black.
MAROON:
Frankly, I'm shocked. Marvin Acme's
been my friend and neighbor for thirty
years.
Maroon gestures out the window. We see a blinking neon sign
on the roof of the building across the street -- "Acme - If
It's Acme - It's A Gasser!"
MAROON:
(continuing)
Who would have thought he was the Sugar
Daddy?
Maroon turns and carries the drink to Roger. Meanwhile,
Valiant sidles over to the bar to help himself.
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