Who Framed Roger Rabbit Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 104 min
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VALIANT:
He's not my client. I was workin' for
R.K. Maroon.
DOOM:
Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. He told
us the rabbit became quite agitated
when you showed him the pictures, and
said nothing would stand in the way of
him getting his wife back. Is that
true?
VALIANT:
Hey, pal, do I look like a
stenographer?
LT. SANTINO
Watch your mouth, Eddie, he's a judge.
Doom smiles thinly at Valiant, tarns and walks with purpose
towards the door. Santino and Valiant follow.
DOOM:
The rabbit's movements are fairly clear
after leaving the Maroon Studios. He
ran across the street, jimmied this
door open, hoisted the safe on a block
and tackle...
EXT. ACME FACTORY
Doom leads them outside and indicates a window.
DOOM:
... then stood out here waiting for his
prey. After he cold-bloodedly
accomplished his task, he went home.
He was almost apprehended there by my
men.
Doom nods his head toward a group of sinister WEASLES (a la
Disney's "Wind In The Willows"). They're loitering by a
dogcatcher's wagon with "Toontown Control" on the side,
cleaning their fingernails with switchblades and polishing
Toon revolvers.
VALIANT:
Men? They look more like weasles to
me.
DOOM:
Yes, I find that weasles have a special
gift for the work.
(turns back to
Valiant)
The rabbit didn't contact you by any
chance, did he?
VALIANT:
Why would he contact me? I just took
some lousy pictures.
DOOM:
So you wouldn't have any idea where he
might be?
VALIANT:
Have you tried Walla Walla? Kokomo's
very nice this time of year.
Doom steps into Valiant's face.
DOOM:
I'm surprised you aren't more
cooperative, Mr. Valiant. A human has
been murdered by a Toon. Don't you
appreciate the magnitude of that? My
goal as Judge of Toontown, has been to
rein in the insanity. To bring a
semblance of law and order to a place
where no civilized person has ever been
able to step foot.
The only way to do that is to make the
Toons respect the law.
Suddenly a "YA-HA-HOOEY" interrupts his pontification, as a
scruffy little TOON GOPHER comes hurtling over the wall from
the Toontown side. He's holding his blackened rear end...
apparently the result of a run-in with a stick of dynamite.
BONK! The Gopher hits Doom in the back of the head, sending
them both sprawling. The Gopher picks himself up and shakes
off the effects of the concusion. When he sees who he's
knocked down, he panics.
GOPHER:
(petrified)
Judge Doom! Here, let me get that for
ya.
He whips a clothes brush out of his back pocket and furiously
tries to clean the Judge's cloak. Doom picks up the Gopher
by the scruff of the neck and gets to his feet.
DOOM:
Why, you filthy little vagrant, you've
soiled my robe!
GOPHER:
It's cleanin' up real good. Judge.
DOOM:
You've defiled a symbol of justice.
As Doom carries the Gopher to the "Toontown Control" wagon,
Valiant shoots a look to Santino.
VALIANT:
(aside)
Where'd this gargoyle come from anyway?
LT. SANTINO
No one knows. He bought the election
a few years back. He's been rulin'
Toontown ever since.
When Doom gets to the wagon, the Weasles open up the back.
In place of steel bars is a stream of fluid. A Weasle turns
a key and the flow of liquid stops. The Gopher starts
kicking furiously, trying to avoid the lock-up.
GOPHER:
Oh, no, Judge, please, please, lemme
go. I think I hear my mother callin'
me.
Finally, the Gopher breaks free and makes a desperate dash
for the wall. Doom watches him run and calmly turns to where
his car is parked. It's a black Lincoln touring car with an
ugly bird-like hood ornament.
DOOM:
Voltaire... the Gopher!
Suddenly. the hood ornament SQUAWKS to life. It's a hideous
TOON VULTURE. The Vulture flaps into flight.
Just as the Gopher is about to make it over the top of the
wall the Vulture's talons sink into his rear end and lift him
airborne. The Vulture drops the Gopher off with the Weasles.
They pin him down.
GOPHER:
Hey, don't I have any rights?
DOOM:
Yes, you do... to a swift and speedy
trial.
One of the Weasles retrieves a briefcase from the sedan, puts
it on the hood and snaps it open. Twelve TOON KANGAROOS pop
up, arranged in a jury box.
DOOM:
(continuing)
Court is now in session.
He raps the Gopher on the head with the gavel end of his
cane.
DOOM:
(continuing)
The defendant is charged with vagrancy,
assault and resisting arrest. How do
you find him?
The Kangaroo court delivers the verdict instantly. Twelve
LITTLE KANGAROOS pop up out of their Momma's pouches, holding
up small cards, each with a letter spelling Y-O-U A-R-E
G-U-I-L-T-Y.
DOOM:
(continuing)
Guilty as charged. Case closed!
Doom slams the briefcase shut. He turns his attention back
to the Gopher.
DOOM:
(continuing)
I hereby sentence you to the dip!
GOPHER:
Oh no, not the dip! Anything but the
dip! I'm too young to die...
As the Judge pulls on a black rubber glove, the Weasles take
out a stainless steel tub WHEEZING with sadistic glee. They
fill it from a spigot on the truck.
VALIANT:
What's with the dip?
LT. SANTINO
That's how he gets rid of the
troublemakers. It's a combination of
acetone, turpentine and paint remover.
He calls it the... Final Solution.
THE GOPHER:
is wriggling and SCREAMING bloody murder as Doom lifts him up
and holds him over the tub. Then, as he's lowered into the
solution, he starts to disappear. His pathetic SCREAMS are
snuffed MID-YELP.
GOPHER:
Help! Help! He...
The Gopher's gone. All that's left of him is a paint slick
on the surface of the liquid.
VALIANT:
Jesus.
Doom pulls off the black rubber gloves finger by finger and
hands them to a Weasle. He turns to Valiant.
DOOM:
They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant.
but that's how we handle things in
appreciate that.
He gets into his car, he pauses and looks back at Valiant.
DOOM:
(continuing)
After all, didn't a Toon kill your
brother?
Dolores is behind the bar cutting lemon peels and preparing
for the day's bartending. There's one early customer, a
grey-haired TROLLEYMAN in his Red Car uniform. His hat's on
the stool next to him and he's already drunk. The door
opens. It's Valiant. He walks over to the bar, reaches for
a bottle and a shot glass and helps himself. Dolores picks
up a copy of the morning paper.
DOLORES:
Hey, Eddie, looks like you really
stepped in it this time.
VALIANT:
What are you complaining about? Here's
your fifty bucks.
Valiant slides the check across the bar.
TROLLEYMAN:
(mumbling to
himself)
Thirty-five years and all I got to show
for it is a ticket punch.
VALIANT:
What's with Earl?
DOLORES:
A new outfit bought the Red Car. Some
Industries.
VALIANT:
No kiddin'? Bought the Red Cars, huh?
DOLORES:
Bastards put him on notice.
Valiant picks up his glass. lifts it in toast to the
Trolleyman.
VALIANT:
Here's to the pencil pushers. May they
all get lead poisoning.
Now the Trolleyman unsteadily climbs up on his stool to get
close to the Holy Grail... the Red Car route map over the
bar.
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