Whoopee! Page #6
- TV-G
- Year:
- 1930
- 93 min
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This is the end.
Wanenis.
The Epsom did it.
(HUMMING)
I'm making waffles
Hey, Mr. Underwood,
the sheriff is coming.
Sheriff Bob Wells
is here!
Who did you say?
Sheriff Bob Wells.
Bob Wells! Oh, for...
Listen, fellas,
we pack them here.
You know the
fella I'm after.
Look over the ranch.
Watch the roads.
And don't let a white man get by you.
You get me?
Don't let a white
man get by you.
(EXPLOSION)
Sally Morgan?
How dare you
speak to me?
What the...
Don't you know me?
Henry?
Henry Williams?
Well, of course...
Well, who am I, Amos 'n Andy?
Why, your disguise
is perfect.
How did you ever
think of it?
You mean the black?
Yes.
I didn't.
I got in the stove,
and somebody else thought of it.
Sally Morgan?
You've been crying.
Now, what's the trouble?
I wish I were dead.
Don't say that.
I wish I'd never
been born.
You could have said that first
and saved yourself a wish.
You know that,
don't you?
Henry, if you loved a person,
and they were of Indian blood...
I can't stand the
sight of any blood.
We've no time to fool around.
The sheriff is here.
And he's come
to hang you.
Well, let's not
hang around here.
Here. Who are you?
The waitress.
Who are you?
The cook.
Where's my breakfast?
Your breakfast, ha!
I didn't eat myself yet.
His breakfast... Come on, Sally.
Andy, what kind of
a cook have you got?
Oh, Dad,
I found the bandit's flivver...
What are you
doing here?
Whose flivver is this?
I don't... No!
What's the matter
with you?
Are you crazy?
(GASPS) No!
Just as a precaution,
sheriff arrest you, don't you?
Yes!
Sally, get into
the flivver.
I'll be with you in a minute,
and don't move until I get back!
There must have been
a dozen bandits,
and every one looked
like a killer to me!
Don't worry, Mr. Underwood,
Sheriff Bob Wells always gets his man!
Hey, you.
Come here!
Where you from?
We moved.
Yeah?
What's your name?
Rudy Vallee.
Who is this fella?
He works for me.
He's a cook.
Yes, sir, but I
is a singing cook.
Yeah. Well,
I got an idea maybe you ain't no cook at all.
Maybe you don't
sing, either.
Go on, let's
hear you. Now!
I'm so happy
since the day
That I fell in love
in a great big way
And a big surprise is
someone loves me too
Guess it's hard
for you to see
Just what anyone
could see in me
But it only goes to
prove what love can do
My baby don't
care for shows
My baby don't
care for clothes
My baby just cares for me
My baby don't care
for cars and races
My baby don't care
for high-toned places
My baby don't care for rings
She's sensible as can be
My baby don't
care who knows it
My baby just cares for me
My baby's no Gilbert fan
Ronald Colman
is not her man
My baby just cares for me
My baby don't care
for Lawrence Tibbetts
She'd rather have
me around to kibitz
Bud Rogers is
not her style
And even Chevalier's smile
Is something
that she can't see
I wonder what's
wrong with baby
My baby just cares
for me, me, only me
Say, that was
pretty good.
Sing us another
chorus of that.
Yeah, sing
us another.
You really
want me to?
Yeah.
My baby don't
care for shows
My baby don't
care for clothes
My baby just cares for me
CHESTER:
Help! Help!BOB:
What was that?Did you think there was a
voice coming from the garage?
Yeah.
Why, that was me.
Well, of course!
different directions.
I'm a contortionist.
Didn't you know it?
Listen to this...
How are you?
(FAINTLY)
"All right."
How do you feel?
"Pretty good."
See you later.
"All right."
Goodbye.
"Goodbye."
(EXCLAIMS) You!
My baby don't
care for shows
My baby don't
care for clothes
My baby just cares for me
CHESTER:
Help! Help! Help!Hold that man.
He slugged me.
The bandit's flivver's
in the garage.
They must be
on this ranch.
Was there anyone missing
on this place last night?
Only Mort and Andy.
They went into town.
Take them into the kitchen,
and I'll question them.
Well!
And you, too.
I know, but listen, Sheriff...
Get in there.
I didn't do anything.
Don't tell me that.
I know different.
Yeah,
what about it?
Search those guys.
(LAUGHING)
I'm ticklish!
Let me do it to
you, Sheriff!
Why, I'll smash
you one...
Line up some
chairs here.
I want to
question them.
And sit down.
Now listen, you
guys, all of you...
Pardon me,
if you'll allow me,
I will quickly discover which of
these three men is the guilty one.
How?
By applying
psychology,
if you'll have them do
exactly as I tell them.
They'll do as
they're told.
This is a little
psychological experiment.
I studied the method
in my college laboratory.
Hold these, please.
I'm going to read your
most secret thoughts
by what is known as the
association of ideas.
If you can read my thoughts,
you oughta kick me in the face right away.
BOB:
Quiet.Well, I propose to know not
what you want to tell me,
but what you're
trying to keep from me.
Pardon me.
Did you ever tiptoe through the tulips?
Oh, Esther.
Sit down.
Good boy, Chester.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you, Father.
Look,
he just met his father for the first time.
(LAUGHING)
Have you seen
your mother yet?
I haven't any proper
mechanical apparatus,
but I can use
a substitute.
Use your old man.
What?
Allow me.
You will all hold
your clenched fists
directly out in
front of you, so.
Upon these fists,
the sheriff will place
thus.
Then, I'm going to ask
you a few questions.
Then, you're going to hear the
cutest answers you ever heard.
Quiet.
When I speak the word associated
in your mind with your guilt,
you will drop the
plates. You must.
Pardon me.
Have you seen my operation?
Sit down and hold out your fists,
all of you!
Oh, we're gonna
have waffles.
Oh, shut up.
The muscular reaction
of the normal person
acts independent of
the subject's will.
Says which?
I said,
the muscular reaction of the normal person
acts independent of
the subject's will.
Except February,
which has 28.
BOB:
Shut up!Now, listen.
Which one of you men
has ever been
called a scholar?
A poet?
A philosopher?
Which one of you men has
ever been called a thief?
(HENRY LAUGHING)
(IN SINGSONG)
Oh, the sheriff is a thief.
Why, what's the
meaning of this?
Go on,
pull up a chair for the sheriff.
Quiet! I'm not
on trial here.
We'll resume.
Dog, cat, cow, wolf,
lion, leopard...
He's a salesman
for animal crackers.
Shut up.
Automobile, Ford car,
Illinois state license, garage...
That one's guilty.
Take him away!
BOB:
Lock him up!Good boy, Chester.
Isn't he wonderful?
Go on, Chester!
(BLEATS)
May not even
be his boy!
Doctor, parson,
sailor, thief...
Pardon me, are you
wearing a girdle?
Quiet.
Love is sweet.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
The air is soft.
The wind blows.
The waves...
Sit down there,
or I'll bust you in the nose.
Who do you think
you're kidding?
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