Wild Hogs Page #27
DUDLEY:
No, I actually feel pretty--
Jack kicks Dudley's chair with his foot. It tips over
and lands on it's side - with Dudley in it. Dudley looks
out at the floor, helpless.
DUDLEY (CONT'D)
Ow!
(THEN)
Hey, a peanut.
Dudley tries to stick his tongue out to get the peanut.
Jack notices and kicks it away.
DUDLEY (CONT'D)
Crap.
JACK:
(INTO PHONE)
So here's what we're going to do, now.
You guys are going to pay us a visit.
And you're going to bring a "disobedience
fee," of ten thousand dollars. Cash.
And don't even think about calling any
cops. Just you guys and ten grand. And
if you don't show up in an hour - Well
then, We'll just take the fine out of
your friend's legs... Which we're going
to break with a tire iron.
DUDLEY:
(yelling to phone)
Don't bring the money, guys!
(MORE)
"Wild Hogs" writers first draft 7/06/05 102.
DUDLEY (CONT'D)
I'm a computer programmer! I don't need
my legs!
Jack considers this and turns back to the phone.
JACK:
(INTO PHONE)
His hands! We'll break his hands!
DUDLEY:
Dammit.
(yelling to phone)
Bring the money!
INT. BUD AND MAGGIE'S HOUSE - SIMULTANEOUS
Doug shakes his head at Dudley's stupidity.
DOUG:
(INTO PHONE)
We'll bring the money. Just don't touch
our friend!
JACK:
(INTO PHONE)
Oh, I won't touch him if you bring that
money. But if you don't, I'll be
touching him all night long. And I'll be
enjoying it.
The other bikers suddenly stifle laughter.
JACK (CONT'D)
What!? There was nothing wrong with that
one! That was tough! Those guys are
afraid of me, now. They know how much I
want 'em!
The gang laughs again.
JACK (CONT'D)
Shut up!!
The gang stops laughing, off Jack's warning glare.
Dudley looks up from the floor.
DUDLEY:
Hey can we call my cat, now? She needs
to hear my voice.
"Wild Hogs" writers first draft 7/06/05 103.
Jack looks down at Dudley, then to the other bikers.
JACK:
(TO BIKERS)
Get me more duct tape?
A biker nods and grabs another role of duct tape. He
heads over to Dudley.
DUDLEY:
Crap.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. BUD AND MAGGIE'S HOUSE - A FEW MINUTES LATER
DOUG sits in a chair, deep in thought. BOB, WOODY, EARL,
BUCK, and BUD stand with other members of the town.
MAGGIE is on a couch, sobbing into her hands.
MAGGIE:
(CRYING)
Sweet Dudley. He went there to save
everybody and now they're going to break
his hands.
DOUG:
No they aren't. We're going to get him
back.
CHARLEY:
We sure are. I'm going to call the
Highway Patrol. They'll be there in--
BOB:
No way. They said no law. We can't risk
them doing anything to Dudley.
WOODY:
Bob's right. We can call the Highway
Patrol after we get Dud back, but we
shouldn't piss these guys off while he's
still in their hands.
BOB:
I'm going to call Karen and have the cash
wired out of our savings.
WOODY:
No. No way. This is my fault. All this
is my fault. I have some money in my
severance package. We're using it.
"Wild Hogs" writers first draft 7/06/05 104.
MAGGIE:
Wait, he did this because of me. I have
a thousand dollars in tip money I want to
put in.
BUD:
I have a couple thousand in the diner
emergency fund I'll put in, too.
Doug, who has been thinking all this over, stands up from
his chair.
DOUG:
No. Nobody is paying anything.
Everyone stops and gives Doug a puzzled look. He has a
new fire behind his eyes. His suburban quietude has
transformed into something more... valiant.
WOODY:
What?
DOUG:
We're not calling the Highway patrol.
We're not gathering ten thousand dollars.
We're going over there and getting our
friend back.
CHARLEY:
I don't think that's the safest plan.
DOUG:
It's not. But sometimes you have to do
the things that aren't safe, to create a
world that you're happy being in. These
Hells Angels don't want our ten thousand
dollars. They want our dignity. They
want us to be afraid of them just like
this town is. And once they know we're
afraid, they can do whatever they want.
That's how these guys exist. That's how
they ride into this town and tear it to
pieces... Because people want to keep
their lives safe so badly, they give up
the best part about it...
Doug takes his Wild Hogs jacket and pulls it on.
DOUG (CONT'D)
.The adventure.
Doug looks at Woody and Bob. Woody smiles and pulls on
his jacket.
"Wild Hogs" writers first draft 7/06/05 105.
WOODY:
And the friends.
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