Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory Page #6

Not ready yet.

Needs more gel ignite.

What's that for?

Gives it a little kick.

Wonka!

Butterscotch? Buttergin?

Something going on inside?

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. "

What's the matter?

Too hot, Mr. Wonka?

Too cold! Far too cold.

That's gourmet cooking for you.

No! Don't, please.

Forgive me, but no one

must look under there.

This is the most secret machine

in my factory.

- This one's going to sizzle Slugworth.

- What's it do?

- Would you like to see?

- Yeah!

What's it do?

Can't you see?

It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.

Everlasting Gobstoppers?

For children with little pocket money.

You can suck them forever.

I want an Everlasting Gobstopper!

- Me, too!

- And me!

Fantastic. Revolutionize the industry.

You suck them and they'll

never get smaller. Never...

...I think.

- Few more tests.

- How do you make them?

I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.

Speak louder next time.

- Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper?

- Me! Me! I do!

I can only give them to you if you

swear to keep them for yourselves.

And never show them

to another soul as long as you live.

Agreed?

Agreed!

Good. One for you,

and one for you, and one for you.

What about Charlie?

And one for Charlie.

Hey, she's got two!

I want another!

- Stop squawking, you twit!

- Everybody has one.

And one is enough for anybody.

Now, come along.

If you'll follow me...

...I have something special to show you.

It's special, all right.

I only hope Veruca doesn't want one.

What a contraption!

Isn't she scrumptious?

My revolutionary,

non-pollutionary mechanical wonder.

Button, button,

who's got the button?

It's over there.

- Here?

- Yeah.

What you are witnessing, dear friends...

...is the most enormous miracle

of the Machine Age.

The creation of a confectionery giant!

- Finito!

- That's all?

Don't you know what this is?

- By gum, it's gum!

- Wrong!

It's the most fabulous,

sensational gum in the world!

What's so fab about it?

- This piece of gum is a 3-course dinner.

- Bull!

- Roast beef, but it's not right yet.

- I don't care!

I wouldn't do that.

I really wouldn't.

If it's gum, that's for me.

Violet, don't do anything stupid.

What's it taste like?

Madness! It's tomato soup!

It's creamy. I can feel it

running down my throat!

Stop. Don't.

Why doesn't she listen?

Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.

Great soup!

The second course is coming.

Roast beef and a baked potato!

With sour cream?

- What's for dessert?

- Dessert? Here it comes!

Blueberry pie and cream! It's

the most marvelous pie I've ever tasted!

- What's happening to your face?

- Cool it!

Let me finish.

You're face is turning blue!

- You're turning violet, Violet!

- What do you mean?

I told you I hadn't got it right yet.

Look what it's done to my kid!

It always goes wrong when we

come to the desserts. Always.

What are you doing!

- You're blowing up!

- I feel funny!

- I'm not surprised.

- What's happening?!

- You're like a balloon!

- Like a blueberry.

- Call a doctor!

- Stick her with a pin.

- She'll pop!

- It happens every time!

- They all become blueberries.

- You've done it this time!

I'll break you for this!

I'll get it right in the end.

Help!

We've got to let the air out of her!

There's no air.

- That's juice.

- Juice?

Would you roll her down

to the juicing room?

- What for?

- For squeezing.

She has to be squeezed

before she explodes.

- Explodes?!

- It's a fairly simple operation.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine

When it's once in a while

It stops you from smoking

And brightens your smile

But it's repulsive

Revolting and wrong

Chewing and chewing

All day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da

Given good manners

You will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa

Doompa Dee Do

I'll get even with you for this,

if it's the last thing I do!

I got a blueberry for a daughter!

"Where is fancy bred?

In the heart or in the head?"

Shall we roll on?

Thank you.

Well, well, well!

Two naughty, nasty little children gone.

Three good, sweet little children left.

Hurry, please.

Long way to go yet.

Wait a minute.

Must show you this.

Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls.

Lick an orange or pineapple.

It tastes like them. Try it!

I got a plum!

Grandpa, this banana's fantastic!

It tastes so real!

Try some more. The strawberries

taste like strawberries.

The snozzberries

taste like snozzberries.

Snozzberries?

Whoever heard of a snozzberry?

We are the music makers.

And we are the dreamers of dreams.

Come along.

Something very unusual in here.

Bubbles, bubbles everywhere,

but not a drop to drink.

Yet.

What's it making?

Fizzy-Lifting drinks. They fill you

with gas and the gas lifts you...

...off the ground like a balloon.

Isn't it high?

But it's still too powerful.

Let us try some!

No, no. There'd be children

floating all over the place!

Come along, don't hang about.

You'll be wild about this next one.

Let's take a drink.

No one's watching.

A small one won't hurt us.

Not bad.

Well?

Nothing's happening.

You're right, Charlie.

I can't understand why!

I feel terribly strange.

- What do we do now?

- I don't know, Charlie!

- Mr. Wonka isn't going to like this!

- We can't stay up here all day!

- You're right, but...

- I'll try and get down.

All right, Charlie,

but, please, be careful.

It's fun! It works!

Come on in! The air's fine!

- I haven't swam in 20 years.

- Give me your hand!

I don't think I ought to.

This is great!

Try this, Grandpa!

All right, Charlie.

Wait for me!

- I'm a shooting star!

- I'm a rocket!

This is really great!

Look, I'm a bird!

I feel light as a feather.

Look down.

We're really high now.

Watch this, Grandpa.

Wonderful, Charlie!

- Try it, Grandpa!

- I don't know!

Come on, Grandpa!

All right.

Hey, you did it, Grandpa!

I hit an air pocket.

You can fly to the moon this way!

Let's fly south for the winter.

Why not?

I'm a bird!

I'm a plane!

I'm...

...going too high!

Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down!

Help!

Grandpa, the fan!

Itll chop us to bits!

We're in trouble!

I can't stop!

It's pulling me in!

I can't stop!

- What do we do?

- Grab hold of something!

There's nothing to grab onto! Help!

We'll be killed!

Help! Help!

Mr. Wonka, please!

Turn off the fan!

I'm going down!

Burp! If you don't,

it'll cut you to ribbons!

- I can't! Help!

- You've got to burp!

It's the only way!

That-a-boy! Burp again!

That-a-boy! Come on!

That's wonderful, Charlie!

Grab on.

We're going to be all right.

Good boy!

From now on

we keep our feet on the ground.

Let's catch up to the others!

I know what you're thinking.

They can't be doing that.

But they are. They have to.

The Oompa Loompas can't do it.

The geese that lay the golden eggs!

They're larger than ordinary geese.

They're quadruple-size,

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