Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory Page #7

which produce...

...octuple-size eggs.

They're laying overtime for Easter.

But Easter's over!

They don't know that.

I'm trying to get ahead for next year.

What if they drop an egg?

An omelet fit for a king, sir.

Are they chocolate eggs?

Golden chocolate eggs!

A great delicacy.

But don't get too close.

The geese are temperamental.

So we have the Eggdicator.

The Eggdicator tells the difference

between a good egg...

...and a bad egg.

If it's good, it's shined

and shipped over the world.

If it's a bad egg...

...down the chute.

An educated Eggdicator.

It's a lot of nonsense.

A little nonsense now and then...

...Is relished by the wisest men.

I want a golden goose!

Here we go again.

All right, sweetheart.

You'll get one as soon as we get home.

No, I want one of those!

How much do you want for the goose?

- Not for sale.

- Name your price.

She can't have one.

Who says I can't?

- The man with the hat.

- I want one!

I want a golden goose!

Gooses!

Geeses!

I want my geese to lay

gold eggs for Easter.

- It will, sweetheart.

- At least 100 a day.

- Anything you say.

- And by the way!

I want a feast.

You ate before you came.

I want a bean-feast

One of those.

Cream buns and doughnuts

And fruitcake with no nuts

- So good you could go nuts

- You'll have it when you get home.

No, now! I want a ball!

I want a party

Pink macaroons

And a million balloons

And performing baboons and...

...give it to me

Now!

I want the world

I want the whole world

I want to lock it all up in my pocket

It's my bar of chocolate

Give it to me now

I want today

I want tomorrow

I want to wear them

Like braids in my hair

And I don't want to share them

I want a party with roomfuls of laughter

And if I don't get the things I am after

I'm going to scream

I want the works

I want the whole works

Presents and prizes

And sweets and surprises

Of all shapes and sizes

And now

Don't care how

I want it now

Don't care how

I want it now

She was a bad egg.

Where's she gone?

Where all the other bad eggs go.

Down the garbage chute.

The garbage chute!

Where does it lead to?

To the furnace.

The furnace?

- She'll sizzle like a sausage.

- Not necessarily.

She could be stuck inside the tube.

Hold on!

Veruca! Sweetheart!

Daddy's coming!

There'll be a lot of garbage today.

Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.

- What's that?

- Veruca went first.

Mr. Wonka, they won't really

be burned in the furnace, will they?

I think that furnace is lit

only every other day.

So they have a good sporting chance.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame

When your kid is a brat

Pampered and spoiled

Like a Siamese cat

Blaming the kids

Is a lie and a shame

You know exactly

Who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da

If you're not spoiled

Then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa

Doompa Dee Do

The children are

disappearing like rabbits!

We still have each other.

Shall we press on?

Can't we sit down for a minute?

- The pace is killing me.

- Transportation has been arranged.

Behold the Wonkamobile!

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever. "

Places, please.

The dance is about to begin.

Grab a seat, they're going fast!

What's that they're filling it up with?

Ginger ale, ginger pop,

ginger beer, beer bubbles...

...bubble cola, double cola,

double-bubble burp-a-cola...

...that carbonated stuff

that tickles your nose.

Few people realize the power

in one of those things.

I'm sorry I asked.

Would Slugworth pay extra

to know about this?

Just keep your eyes open

and your mouth shut.

Everybody set?

Will this go fast?

It should. It's got more gas

than a politician!

Hold on. I'm going to open her up

and see what she can do.

Swifter than eagles...

...stronger than lions.

It's getting in my eyes!

It's seeping in my shoes!

I'm soaked!

Itll never come out!

It's sticking to my gun!

My dress! My hair! My face!

I'm sending you

the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka!

I'm dry cleaned!

Hey, Grandpa...

...what was that we just went through?

Hsaw Aknow.

- Is that Japanese?

- No, Wonka Wash spelled backwards.

That's it. The journey's over.

Finest bath I've had in twenty years!

Let's do it again!

- That's as far as it goes?

- Couldn't we have walked?

If the Lord meant for us to walk

He wouldn't have invented roller-skates.

Would you put these on?

We have to be careful.

There's dangerous stuff inside.

Wonkavision!

My very latest and greatest invention.

- It's television!

- It's Wonkavision.

You all know how

ordinary television works.

I do! You photograph something...

...then it's split

into millions of pieces...

...that fly through the air and arrive

at your TV set in the right order.

You should open your mouth

a little wider when you speak.

If they can do it with a photograph...

...why not a bar of chocolate?

I shall now send this chocolate bar

from one end of the room to the other.

It has to be big, because

when you transmit by television...

...it always ends up smaller.

Goggles on, please.

Lights... camera...

...action!

You can remove your goggles.

Where's the chocolate?

It's flying over our heads

in a million pieces.

Now watch the screen.

Here it comes.

There it is.

Take it.

How? It's just a picture.

All right, you take it.

It's real!

Taste it!

It's just gotten smaller.

It's perfect!

Unbelievable!

A miracle!

A TV dinner!

It's Wonkavision.

It could change the world!

Can you send other things?

- Not just chocolate.

- Anything you like.

What about people?

People?

I don't really know.

I suppose I could.

Yes, I'm sure I could.

I'm pretty sure I could.

But it might have messy results.

I'm going to be the first person

to be sent by television!

Get away!

Stop. Don't. Come back.

Lights... camera... action!

Where are you?

He's up there, in a million pieces.

- Mike, are you there?

- No good shouting. Watch the screen.

Mike? Why is he taking so long?

A million pieces

take time to put together.

- Where are they?

- There's something coming through.

- Is it Mike?

- It's hard to tell, but...

The little groover's getting smaller.

Look at me! I'm the first person

in the world to be sent by television!

Wow, what a wild trip that was!

It's the greatest thing

that's ever happened!

Am I coming in clear?

I said, am I coming in clear?

Great. He's completely unharmed.

You call that unharmed?!

Wow! That was something!

Can I do it again?

There'll be nothing!

Don't worry, Mom.

I feel fine.

I'm famous! I'm a TV star!

Wait till the kids hear!

No one will hear!

Where are you taking me?

I don't want to go in there!

Be quiet!

Well?

Fortunately, small boys

are extremely springy and elastic.

So, I think we'll put him in my

special taffy-pulling machine.

To the Taffy-Pulling Room.

The boy is in his mother's purse.

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